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    Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

    The War Against Christmas in heating up. Now, atheists are defecating on the public square by displaying beer cans next to Baby Jesus. This must be stopped:

    Florida To Celebrate Festivus With The Rest Of Us After Atheist's Beer Can Pole Gets Approved
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/09/festivus-pole-florida_n_4413818.html?utm_hp_ref=religion&ir=Religion
    Florida To Celebrate Festivus With The Rest Of Us After Atheist's Beer Can Pole Gets Approved
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

    It just figures that atheists want to "erect poles" in front of The Baby Jesus.
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    • #3
      Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

      This is just sick. Everyone knows that Jesus drank wine, not beer.
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      • #4
        Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

        That's disgusting. Not only can they not show respect for themselves now they have to go as far as disrespecting the Baby Jesus. What is this world coming to...

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        • #5
          Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

          jesus is possibly Gay. Not sure.

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          • #6
            Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

            Dear Jim Rickles,

            You have received a compliment at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

            Reason: Attempting to encourage reason and the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum
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            Hi and welcome to our friendly forums! I know you're just as happy as I am to talk about Jesus and all He's done for you lately, but we do have a few ground rules here. While participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Respect includes, but is not limited to, refraining from debate, mockery, ridicule, or any commentary intended to pull people away from their faith.

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            • #7
              Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

              Originally posted by Jim Rickles View Post
              jesus is possibly Gay. Not sure.
              Hello friend.

              Care to quote the verse(s) from God's Word that lead you to feel this way?
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #8
                Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

                Not really sure. One of the old ones for sure. Also, since unicorns are real, why are they in the bible?

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                  Re: Christians Display the Beautiful Baby Jesus, Atheists Display Beer Cans.

                  Originally posted by Jim Rickles View Post
                  Not really sure. One of the old ones for sure. Also, since unicorns are real, why are they in the bible?
                  Your conjecture regarding the sexuality of Jesus is baseless without The Word of God to back it. Indeed, all things are baseless unless backed by the eternal Word of God.

                  Yes, unicorns are mentioned in The Bible, and so we know they were real.

                  Here is just one of many instances:

                  Isaiah 34:7 (1611 King James Bible)

                  And the Unicornes shall come downe with them, and the bullockes with the bulles, and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatnesse.
                  Are you posting while intoxicated? You need to post a proper introduction in the Introductions subforum so we can find out a bit about you.
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                  I Kings 7:23

                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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