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Finally Married -
09-01-2012, 04:45 PM
This summer, I was fortunate enough to find a husband. How I met him? Long story short, I converted my parents to the Lord and they arranged a marriage for me from a fellow Baptist family. I quit my job to be the homemaker and I have begun to master the art of making sammiches!
I love my husband. He is a devout Baptist and disciplines me when I need it. I thank the Lord everyday for him.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-01-2012, 05:59 PM
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This summer, I was fortunate enough to find a husband. How I met him? Long story short, I converted my parents to the Lord and they arranged a marriage for me from a fellow Baptist family. I quit my job to be the homemaker and I have begun to master the art of making sammiches!
I love my husband. He is a devout Baptist and disciplines me when I need it. I thank the Lord everyday for him.
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What does he discipline you for doing? This would be useful instruction for the vibrant, clean limbed and firm thighed young men out there who may be weary of how to discipline their wives.
What sins did you commit and how did he rebuke you?
Of course, if you have any video footage you need only to upload for all to see.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-01-2012, 07:40 PM
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What does he discipline you for doing? This would be useful instruction for the vibrant, clean limbed and firm thighed young men out there who may be weary of how to discipline their wives.
What sins did you commit and how did he rebuke you?
Of course, if you have any video footage you need only to upload for all to see.
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Whenever I don't do something up to his expectations, he punishes me. One time, I didn't clean the bathroom before he returned home from work (he likes to come to a 100% clean home), so he exposed my butt and whipped me with his belt.
I know that he is only doing this for my own benefit. Hopefully, I will soon become an excellent housewife. I pray every night that the Lord will work through me to please my husband, showing him that I am a True Christian™ wife.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-01-2012, 08:43 PM
Does your Husband share the hot pie you provide him with to visitors? Do you serve it with whipped Cream or ala mode?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-02-2012, 12:06 AM
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Does your Husband share the hot pie you provide him with to visitors? Do you serve it with whipped Cream or ala mode?
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Yes he does and I serve the pie ala mode.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-02-2012, 12:43 AM
You can start by studying this article. It's from the mainstream liberal media, but is surprisingly accurate.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Finally Married -
09-03-2012, 09:13 PM
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You know that's from the 50's right? Do you have anything more up to date?
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-03-2012, 09:23 PM
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You know that's from the 50's right? Do you have anything more up to date?
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See any expiry date on there? I suppose you're one of those who disregards the Bible just because it's old, too.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-04-2012, 03:14 AM
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You know that's from the 50's right? Do you have anything more up to date?
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1955 was the peak of True Christan™ morality in America. Women and nigras knew their place back then. So this article is perfect.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Finally Married -
09-04-2012, 03:16 PM
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You can start by studying this article. It's from the mainstream liberal media, but is surprisingly accurate.
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Uh, Pastor Zeke, that article tells women to be a little gay. We don't endorse that, do we? Outside that, it seems like sound advice, though I notice it doesn't mention Jesus even once.
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Re: Finally Married -
09-04-2012, 07:26 PM
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Uh, Pastor Zeke, that article tells women to be a little gay. We don't endorse that, do we? Outside that, it seems like sound advice, though I notice it doesn't mention Jesus even once.
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I see it as the parable of the foolish virgins, Matthew 25:1-13; a helpful message to women. Think about it, what would you rather be - alone in a room with foolish virgins or in a one with wise ones?
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Re: Finally Married -
06-02-2013, 04:35 PM
You are truly blessed by the Lord to have found a man with such tolerance and patience. You should get on your knees before Him every day in gratitude.
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Re: Finally Married -
06-09-2013, 09:38 PM
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Uh, Pastor Zeke, that article tells women to be a little gay. We don't endorse that, do we? Outside that, it seems like sound advice, though I notice it doesn't mention Jesus even once.
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I think that's referring to the old slang the word "Gay" was originally used for. As a professional publication, I'm sure they would use a more clear word if they were saying a woman should be homosexual, such as queer or another word (though another word seems to be escaping me, and i think queer back then just meant "Odd"). In this instance, however, the correct interpretation of the word "Gay" would mean "jolly" or "cheerful".
It's all a matter of knowing your English! Though don't take this the wrong way, because we all know the best language is that of the KJV Bible. I just simply retain silly things like that. Hope I was helpful, Brother!
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But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: Finally Married -
06-12-2013, 08:21 PM
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In this instance, however, the correct interpretation of the word "Gay" would mean "jolly" or "cheerful".
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The damned homosexuals pervert everything. They aren't satisfied with ruining the marriages of honest, God-fearing folk. No, they have to destroy the English language, too. What could possibly be jolly or cheerful about thumbing your nose at God by having sex for pleasure instead of for reproduction? At least, when the homos co-opted the word "queer," it fit.
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Re: Finally Married -
06-20-2013, 08:08 PM
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Whenever I don't do something up to his expectations, he punishes me. One time, I didn't clean the bathroom before he returned home from work (he likes to come to a 100% clean home), so he exposed my butt and whipped me with his belt.
I know that he is only doing this for my own benefit. Hopefully, I will soon become an excellent housewife. I pray every night that the Lord will work through me to please my husband, showing him that I am a True Christian™ wife.
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A pathetic woman with no self steem who let her husband abuse of her if she doesn't do what he wants. Do you know your husband is commiting a crime spanking you? A real man doesn't touch her wife or any woman in that way, I hope police come to your house and put that monster in jail, where he belongs to, and about you, you're not a woman, you're this
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Re: Finally Married -
06-21-2013, 12:51 AM
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A pathetic woman with no self steem who let her husband abuse of her if she doesn't do what he wants. Do you know your husband is commiting a crime spanking you? A real man doesn't touch her wife or any woman in that way, I hope police come to your house and put that monster in jail, where he belongs to, and about you, you're not a woman, you're this
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Emmas doing fine.
Her husband has assured the Church that even though no one has seen Emma in some time, it is because she has been busy cleaning the basement.
Do you always stick your nose in other peoples business? Have you considered instead, sticking it in the Bible?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Finally Married -
06-21-2013, 03:39 AM
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Do you always stick your nose in other peoples business? Have you considered instead, sticking it in the Bible?
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It's interesting about Miss Gajardo. She calls herself a Christian but doesn't know a thing about Christ, God, or what He/They want(s). She has no respect for the Holy Bible and in every perceptible way, shuns all Christian belief. And yet here she is. Again. Like the dog going after the bone, she just cannot stop. I think she's secretly quite jealous of us and wants desperately to be a part of our dear church.
Miss Gajardo, I would encourage you to follow the wise advice of Mr. Hutchins, and stick your nose in the Holy Bible. Read what it says. Pray for guidance. Learn what Jesus wants from you. We would be ever so happy to include you in our celebrations once you start celebrating the Sweet Redeemer.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Finally Married -
06-21-2013, 06:29 AM
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A pathetic woman with no self steem who let her husband abuse of her if she doesn't do what he wants. Do you know your husband is commiting a crime spanking you? A real man doesn't touch her wife or any woman in that way, I hope police come to your house and put that monster in jail, where he belongs to, and about you, you're not a woman, you're this
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So she's a woman....but she's not a woman?
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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Finally Married -
06-21-2013, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
It's interesting about Miss Gajardo. She calls herself a Christian but doesn't know a thing about Christ, God, or what He/They want(s). She has no respect for the Holy Bible and in every perceptible way, shuns all Christian belief. And yet here she is. Again. Like the dog going after the bone, she just cannot stop. I think she's secretly quite jealous of us and wants desperately to be a part of our dear church.
Miss Gajardo, I would encourage you to follow the wise advice of Mr. Hutchins, and stick your nose in the Holy Bible. Read what it says. Pray for guidance. Learn what Jesus wants from you. We would be ever so happy to include you in our celebrations once you start celebrating the Sweet Redeemer.
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Your opinion about how a real christian should be is simply gross and wrong, men have no right to harm a woman, do you know that some men are so agressive that some women end dying? I don't know what kind of brainwashed you had, but I think your beliefs are simply wrong, and there's not misogynist who can shup me up, because is the truth, and no, I have no interest in your Bible, I have better things to do with my time than reading an incorrect piece of shit which too many people used as an excuse for genocide, discrimination, war, hate and crime
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Re: Finally Married -
06-21-2013, 04:57 PM
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...I have no interest in your Bible...
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Then how can you claim to be a Christian?
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