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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-01-2010, 08:25 PM

It will be a hardship, but I can be guardian for the young ladies until they are ripe for church servicing.
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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-01-2010, 08:52 PM

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It will be a hardship, but I can be guardian for the young ladies until they are ripe for church servicing.
I'm sure your generous offer is heart-felt, but you are not a True Christian™ and have yet to prove yourself ready for such a mission.

I, myself, am a True Christian™ and often offered my services to these young ladies. Let me assure you they are very appreciative of what I have to offer.

Perhaps someday, when you become worthy, your offer can be accepted.


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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-07-2010, 11:59 PM

Lesbianism is not caused by the grouping of or controlled interaction of women. I know many lesbian women and most realise they are lesbians by the age of 20 or later - it is not something learned, it is something that is a part of a person. anyone who can't see that is clearly reading too many books and not looking past their own nose
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Lesbianism is not caused by the grouping of or controlled interaction of women. I know many lesbian women and most realise they are lesbians by the age of 20 or later - it is not something learned, it is something that is a part of a person. anyone who can't see that is clearly reading too many books and not looking past their own nose
Oh Lad, you are so young and naive. I would love to see some scriptural proof of your beliefs.


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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-08-2010, 02:06 AM

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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-08-2010, 01:56 PM

I don't see any scriptural proof for your beliefs about lesbianism.


Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-19-2010, 07:59 PM

How come this sounds like some sort of lure young women into sex scheme? 0_o
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How come this sounds like some sort of lure young women into sex scheme? 0_o
That would probably be because you are a pervert who thinks of nothing else.


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How come this sounds like some sort of lure young women into sex scheme? 0_o
I'm ashamed to note you are an Iowan. And you have a filthy mind.


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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-19-2010, 09:58 PM

um "one on one time?" no parents aloud...
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I know many lesbian women and most realise they are lesbians by the age of 20 or later - it is not something learned, it is something that is a part of a person.
Back up here, friend. Let's review facts:
  • Up until age 20: women are heterosexual and even do promiscuous acts with boys if they're not Christian
  • Around age 20, they go to college, get their heads messed up with
  • Bingo, they realize they're lesbians
If anything, this PROVES that lesbianism is a LEARNED TRAIT!


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um "one on one time?" no parents aloud...


Now, Martha, Martha, Martha………..I’m sure you are well aware of my lofty True Christian™ status here and are probably making an attempt to lure me into a “tryst” of some kind.

I must let your know that I have a rather lucrative career in the newspaper distribution field and must keep my customers properly serviced on a daily basis.

For example, just down the street from my home base, the first stop I make is at the home of the DuBois sisters, Dolly and Dotty.

When I step upon their porch, they unfailingly greet me with a fresh cup of Dolly’s cough medicine. When I leave there several hours later it’s on to the trailer court’s resident quadriplegic, Roger, who greets me with a fresh cinnamon roll clenched in his teeth.

From there, it’s on to the nearly other dozen customers I have. So you can see I’m quite busy in the early morning hours.


While it is true that I believe you need an up-close, highly personal, one-on-one encounter, you have to realize that my busy schedule is something to behold.

Perhaps we can agree to meet mid-way. And here I’m thinking of the city of Atlantic. I’m sure my Yamahopper moped would get me there within a couple of hours.

We could meet at the HyVee on the west side and decide where to have some quiet time for me to witness to you. I’ve often stayed in the Motel 6 because of their excellent selection of video entertainment and I’m sure this will meet your expectations. (Their “training films” are something to behold.}

Perhaps this cuming coming Saturday will work out for your schedule? Say noon-ish?


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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-27-2010, 08:26 AM

So he has sexual relations with 18-24 year olds in a 4 star hotel? Or does he do something else?
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So he has sexual relations with 18-24 year olds in a 4 star hotel? Or does he do something else?
Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! I simply talk, discuss, help, and provide a firm hand in guidance for young women. The reason why it takes place in such an exquisite hotel is to put the young lady at ease because I want her to be as open and honest with herself as she possibly can. We all know women of that age are emotional trainwrecks. I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.



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So he has sexual relations with 18-24 year olds in a 4 star hotel.
Of course not! How can you say something that idiotic?

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Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! I simply talk, discuss, help, and provide a firm hand in guidance for young women. The reason why it takes place in such an exquisite hotel is to put the young lady at ease because I want her to be as open and honest with herself as she possibly can. We all know women of that age are emotional trainwrecks. I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.
I would also point out that Rev Osborne is offering to spiritually service these woman for FREE. It really is disgusting when people treat him like he is some kind of Evangelist man-whore simonizing his way threw these legions of troubled woman and selling them salvation.



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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-30-2010, 08:22 AM

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Listen, you sex-crazed hussy...where do I say anything about sexual relations? NOWHERE! [..] I need easy access inside of them so I can probe them and help them achieve spiritual satisfaction.
hihi, this is probably my dirty mind here, and regardless of WHAT you ACTUALLY do with these girls, your use of language is entertaining ...

you know, I don't believe you do anything to them as they are true Christian girls and cherish their virginity (I do hope they consider oral sex as a way to loose virginity) so I guess they won't let you "guide them with a strong hand" in any sexual way

Just an advice from an agnostic like me ("which needs to get bitch-slapped by god"): using such a strong language that might be so easily interpreted sexually might actually drive people like me away from finding their way to God through the trustworthy advice of a Churchmen ... so, if you have or if you have not any ulterior motives here, how about using a more non-ambigous language to not evoke those false images in your costumers heads?

btw, I would not send my daughters to your advice with this ad text

good luck anyways with squirting the words of God inside these young girls
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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-30-2010, 10:21 AM

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hihi, this is probably my dirty mind here, and regardless of WHAT you ACTUALLY do with these girls, your use of language is entertaining ...

you know, I don't believe you do anything to them as they are true Christian girls and cherish their virginity (I do hope they consider oral sex as a way to loose virginity) so I guess they won't let you "guide them with a strong hand" in any sexual way

Just an advice from an agnostic like me ("which needs to get bitch-slapped by god"): using such a strong language that might be so easily interpreted sexually might actually drive people like me away from finding their way to God through the trustworthy advice of a Churchmen ... so, if you have or if you have not any ulterior motives here, how about using a more non-ambigous language to not evoke those false images in your costumers heads?

btw, I would not send my daughters to your advice with this ad text

good luck anyways with squirting the words of God inside these young girls
How sad your self-admitted dirty mind is put on display here. Only a mind wallowing in the gutter could come up the innuendo you think you see in the Godly work being done by Rev. Jim.


Of course you would not send your daughters to Rev. Jim. With your attitude I suspect you're raising your daughters to be Bull Dykes and Brother Jim could do little to reverse all those years of your evil tutoring.


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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 09-27-2010, 07:39 AM

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Ok, I'll take your word for it. Let's assume she's high on Jesus, that would be better than the weed.
Hey ripping the bong is really fun, but I can see you're into more intense and harmful drugs.
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Hey ripping the bong is really fun, but I can see you're into more intense and harmful drugs.
True Christians™ do not take drugs of any kind. Jesus heals our bodies, with the assistance of Rev Jim. Just last week I had a horrible headache, I prayed to Jesus, Rev Jim laid his hands upon my head. Seconds later the pain was gone. Praise Jesus and thanks Rev. Jim
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