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04-24-2012, 02:06 PM
This coming from the "Pastor" who is putting the "stud" back into bible study.........thats quite comical actually...
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Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 02:17 PM
another infraction? Do you use this power trip you are having to make up for the fact that you have an incredibly small penis that cannot in the LEAST bit satisfy your wife?
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Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 02:28 PM
YET ANOTHER INFRACTION? That is to rebuttal your private message that stated, "Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and munching the cooters of other girls to post this hateful message." You're the hateful one. Stating "munching on the cooters of other girls" I like to think of what my girlfriend and I do behind closed doors is LOVEMAKING. We love each other, we make each other feel respected, and wonderful and satisfied. I guarantee you I am a much happier person that you, since I'm not constantly surrounded by hatred for all that are not exactly like me. to be honest, I'm glad the majority of the people on this lovely earth are not like you at all, because you're a disgrace. And I guarantee you, YOU are the one that will be BURNING IN HELL for being an awful, judgmental person who has no regard for anybody but himself.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by questioninglady
another infraction? Do you use this power trip you are having to make up for the fact that you have an incredibly small penis that cannot in the LEAST bit satisfy your wife?
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You know, for a "rugmuncher" you sure seem to be fixated on penises.
Are you sure your lesbianistic deathstyle isn't simply a manifestation of your hatred of Jesus?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 02:57 PM
Ugh. God gave man the ability to back slap for a good reason. I cannot believe her husband/ManWoman tolerates that sort of behavior. I've found the incessant hen clucking decreases with the square of the diameter of the fat lips.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by questioninglady
I am in a relationship with a wonderful woman, and we plan to get married one day. I really don't understand how you can hate people who do no harm to you.
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I don't hate you at all. I pity you. I only hate homosexuals who run around trying to teach kids that it's OK with God for them to sin, too.
Why do you choose eternal torment in God's Lake of Fire for the sake of fleeting moments of perversion?
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Originally Posted by questioninglady
You're the hateful one. Stating "munching on the cooters of other girls" I like to think of what my girlfriend and I do behind closed doors is LOVEMAKING.
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God thinks of it as vile and unnatural.
Romans 1: 26-27
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat.
Whose opinion do you think matters to us, yours or God's?
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And I guarantee you, YOU are the one that will be BURNING IN HELL for being an awful, judgmental person who has no regard for anybody but himself.
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Can you cite Scripture to support the assertion that a Christian man without sin will burn in God's Lake of Fire, while you, an unrepentant fornicator, will not?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Location: Returned from studying the negro in Africa.
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by questioninglady
YET ANOTHER INFRACTION? That is to rebuttal your private message that stated, "Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and munching the cooters of other girls to post this hateful message." You're the hateful one. Stating "munching on the cooters of other girls" I like to think of what my girlfriend and I do behind closed doors is LOVEMAKING. We love each other, we make each other feel respected, and wonderful and satisfied. I guarantee you I am a much happier person that you, since I'm not constantly surrounded by hatred for all that are not exactly like me. to be honest, I'm glad the majority of the people on this lovely earth are not like you at all, because you're a disgrace. And I guarantee you, YOU are the one that will be BURNING IN HELL for being an awful, judgmental person who has no regard for anybody but himself.
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Dear, you may honestly believe you are currently happy living a life of sin and sapphic depravity, but I can assure you that you are actually quite miserable. As a cured Ex-Gay©, I speak from experience.
You see, I too believed I was content when I was a disgusting sodomite. In my early years, I was quite promiscuous. It was nothing for me to engage in anal homosexual congress with five, ten, or even twenty anonymous queers in a single evening. As I matured, my appetites waned a bit, but I continued to spit in the Lord's face by receiving countless erections into my abused colon and gobbling man seed by the quart on a daily basis.
But all during my life of sodomitic sin, I believed that I was happy. I believed that having an intimate relationship with someone of my gender fulfilled me and that it was natural and normal to want to have sex with other men.
Of course I now realize that I was miserable the whole time. Satan had me in his clutches and it was his pleasure I was feeling as I insulted God by breaking His commandments.
And you are living the exact same lie as we speak my dear. You think that you are happy, because Satan has bedeviled your mind. You are miserable and you do not even realize it! But the Lord has brought you to us so that He might save you! Let him save you dear, and you too can be filled with the wretched self loathing of a repentant homosexual. His love and the realization that lesbianism is a vile, evil lie will free you! Praise Him!
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 11:45 PM
You realize the gay community has way less hatred towards the world and is way more peaceful than you <<< Filth Removed - Admin >>>.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Hello! -
04-24-2012, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by questioninglady
You realize the gay community has way less hatred towards the world and is way more peaceful than you solid biological waste disposal orifices?
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What's your point?
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello! -
04-25-2012, 12:00 AM
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You realize the gay community has way less hatred towards the world and is way more peaceful than you <<< Filth Removed - Admin >>>.
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Friend, it is a well documented the fact that the 'gay community' hates everyone. Why else would they live in a method that prevents procreation, spreads the AIDS and promotes rape. That does not sound peaceful to me. Loving God and spreading for His Word, now that is peaceful.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Location: Flying the Friendly Skies for Jesus!
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Re: Hello! -
04-25-2012, 12:35 AM
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You realize the gay community has way less hatred towards the world and is way more peaceful than you <<< Filth Removed - Admin >>>.
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Of course homos are peaceful. First, they're mentally deranged. Why else would they be queers? Crazy people are notoriously peaceful. Second, fags are so obsessed with each other's butts that they have no time to do anything else.
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
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Re: Hello! -
04-29-2012, 02:24 AM
men just don't do it for me.
I prefer the sweet touch of a lady
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Re: Hello! -
04-29-2012, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by questioninglady
men just don't do it for me.
I prefer the sweet touch of a lady
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What guage bolt-on does it for you?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hello! -
04-29-2012, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by nichole the lezbean pervert
men just don't do it for me.
I prefer the sweet touch of a lady
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I'm sure that none of us want to know what "it" you're referring to.
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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