[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

Is the bible honestly 1000 dollars though? and you still dident awnser where i can get one. Also how do i post new things?

Do you think that reproducing God's Word with zero errors is cheap or easy? Do you have any idea how much our Jews charge per hour to sit down and copy a few words? The ministry costs money, friend. I think that $1000 in exchange for a chance to live for all Eternity in Heaven with Jesus is more than fair, don't you? And that is just for the basic chance -- further donations to Jesus ensure that He sees your love and gets you on the waiting list for some of the nicer estates in Heaven....

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Do you think that reproducing God's Word with zero errors is cheap or easy? Do you have any idea how much our Jews charge per hour to sit down and copy a few words? The ministry costs money, friend. I think that $1000 in exchange for a chance to live for all Eternity in Heaven with Jesus is more than fair, don't you? And that is just for the basic chance -- further donations to Jesus ensure that He sees your love and gets you on the waiting list for some of the nicer estates in Heaven....

OH you got me all wrong i wasent saying anything like that of course its worth it!! i was just asking because i hadent ever heard of a book that expensive before but dont you think it ought be cheap? none the less free? why would you want to prophet from such a thing when you could convert and save souls and lives for FREE as jesus did..but yes i do realize in todays rather material world this must be done..but yes i dident mean for it to come out in the way you read it i was just asking if it really was that expensive..when i get the money i assure you i will purchse this bible
But i have a question and this question may have you consider me 'unsaved trash' but...

Jesus was never greedy and he doesent favour one man over another because of a donation. He will of corse thank you for this im sure.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

I suppose you would be un-aware of it when your brain isent fully developed yet. thats what hes getting at i guess. And..are all sickness' like influenza, cancer, common cold considerd to be the cause of sinning? if so you have ALL done that no doubt? im not saying i havent i get sick atleast twice a year. Im just wondering because i want to know all about this religeon.

What's so damn ironic about this, is that I hardly ever get sick at all. Guess the Lord must love me.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

So your god would destroy a baby's brain for something that it was not even aware that it was doing? What a heartless S-O-B you worship.

Did you just call Mary a B*t*h? If this was a Papist forum, you would be so banned right now.

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

Talitha, may i ask about what you are saying? its just slightly unclear to me, my question is : Are you implying that re-incarnation exists? or that a fetus can sin? or none of the above, the part i may have read wrong was "Something they did before they were born."

What part of "life begins at conception" do you not understand?

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

Where do you all get this version of the bible? i want a copy and whats the price?

I'd hate to undercut my Godly Brethern and Cistern in Christ, but by simply typing "KJV" or "King James Version" into google, you should be able to find numerous free online copies of God's Word. BUT! don't start thinking you can Jew God out of paying for a copy of His Book. Your internets connection could die at any point, and then where would you be? Reading words on a screen can in no way compare to having your own copy, to read over and over again and stroke and mutter sweet nothings to when no-one is looking and curl up in bed with at night.

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

Jesus was never greedy and he doesent favour one man over another because of a donation. He will of corse thank you for this im sure.

John 12:3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment.

Spikenard ointment doesn't come cheap, you know.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

Is the bible honestly 1000 dollars though? and you still dident awnser where i can get one. Also how do i post new things?

If you really want one, you can get them at pretty much any bookstore - if they don't have them in stock, they can order them and for a lot less than a G. And if you're strapped for cash, you might be able to find a used copy at a Goodwill, Salvation Army, or other thrift store. Also try a used bookstore if you have one in your area. The public library probably also has copies that you could check out. Or you can save your money and gas and read it online for free - www.biblegateway.com.

[nikilds]

Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It

What's so damn ironic about this, is that I hardly ever get sick at all.

Thats not ironic, thats unfortunate.

But, its just more proof that the unsaved cannot read and interpret words properly! They cant do it with the Bible, so what makes us think they can do it with words from the Dictionary?

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Did you just call Mary a B*t*h? If this was a Papist forum, you would be so banned right now.

What part of "life begins at conception" do you not understand?

I'd hate to undercut my Godly Brethern and Cistern in Christ, but by simply typing "KJV" or "King James Version" into google, you should be able to find numerous free online copies of God's Word. BUT! don't start thinking you can Jew God out of paying for a copy of His Book. Your internets connection could die at any point, and then where would you be? Reading words on a screen can in no way compare to having your own copy, to read over and over again and stroke and mutter sweet nothings to when no-one is looking and curl up in bed with at night.

John 12:3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment.

Spikenard ointment doesn't come cheap, you know.

Son of a....i need your bible. but yeah the google search idea was a good one thanks for that.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by nikilds

If you have a retarded brother or sister, is it a result of your parent's sin?
Or a result of your sin?
Or for some other reason?

I see the Lord's hand in everything, and I was wondering what lesson I should learn about my friend Misty and her brother Wayne, who always wears a helmet.

Just to get things back on track... I feel the lesson we might learn today is that too many folks have filled their attics with household rummage instead of using it as a place to house the mongoloids and unwed mothers in their families. Did I mention children who choose to be gay/Democrat? Anyway, attics are perfect to house our family members who need to be protected from the horrors of public scrutiny, and I hear attics are cozy and warm this time of year. Finally, attics are filled with furry little friends who our less fortunate family members can befriend. VERY HELPFUL GLENDORA

[Andrew Shaw]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

Just to get things back on track... I feel the lesson we might learn today is that too many folks have filled their attics with household rummage instead of using it as a place to house the mongoloids and unwed mothers in their families. Did I mention children who choose to be gay/Democrat? Anyway, attics are perfect to house our family members who need to be protected from the horrors of public scrutiny, and I hear attics are cozy and warm this time of year. Finally, attics are filled with furry little friends who our less fortunate family members can befriend. VERY HELPFUL GLENDORA

That sounds...inhumane and somewhat un-lawful due to it sounding like imprisonment from my point of veiw and although i do not support the democrats on any stand point, i do not beleive they should be kept in an attic just for being politically ignorent, because perhaps you could change them into a republican and they'll be on a better voteing track..Although now i feel that im sounding like a dictator, wich i apologize for.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Andrew Shaw

That sounds...inhumane and somewhat un-lawful due to it sounding like imprisonment from my point of veiw and although i do not support the democrats on any stand point, i do not beleive they should be kept in an attic just for being politically ignorent, because perhaps you could change them into a republican and they'll be on a better voteing track..Although now i feel that im sounding like a dictator, wich i apologize for.

There's no need to apologize (unless it is for poor writing skills). You came here for salvation and you're starting to think more and more like us. Jesus surely is smiling about the untapped potential we have found in your soul. I think you're considering keeping a Demoncrat in your attic until he/she (although women really shouldn't be voting) starts to think more like a Republican. Surely, a few days at 130 degrees fahrenheit ought to be enough to convert anyone's brain tissue into a GOP friendly biomass. My advice is to just try it and see how things go. The alternative is to just stone them all, so why not try a non-violent alternative?

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

Just to get things back on track... I feel the lesson we might learn today is that too many folks have filled their attics with household rummage instead of using it as a place to house the mongoloids and unwed mothers in their families.

Would jobless darkies be kept there as well Glendora? I'm just wondering if that's why so many people survived hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Deaner

Would jobless darkies be kept there as well Glendora? I'm just wondering if that's why so many people survived hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.

I'm not so sure, Brother Deaner. My patio furniture still needs to be sanded and painted. So as long as they don't try to steal my Victorian Wrought Iron furniture, I think they'd be busy sanding and painting. Of course prayer hour starts at 9pm followed by a very generous 6 hour resting period. (I apologize in advance for spoiling other folk's servants).

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

As I remember it Sister, Retards, if they are born like it are the result of them being hated by Jesus for something they did before they were Born.

What? Develop?