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Default Tampons? - 03-30-2007, 04:10 AM

I came across this http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html on the site. I don't use tampons (I'd rather not get Toxic Shock), I prefer pads instead, but why exactly are they a sin? the article doesn't exactly say. Were tampons mentioned in the bible at all, or invented yet? Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons? I don't know, I've never heard of this before.
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Default Re: Tampons? - 03-30-2007, 11:23 AM

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I came across this http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html on the site. I don't use tampons (I'd rather not get Toxic Shock), I prefer pads instead, but why exactly are they a sin? the article doesn't exactly say. Were tampons mentioned in the bible at all, or invented yet? Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons? I don't know, I've never heard of this before.
Because they go against the Lord's will. God wants women to have their sorrow greatly multiplied. To quote one of my favourite 3:16s in the whole Bible:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Tampons decrease the effects of God's curse, therefore, they go against His will.


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Default Re: Tampons? - 03-30-2007, 12:42 PM

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Does it have to do with the "sticking something...up there" part of using tampons?
The grapic picture you just painted is not only offensive to Baby Jesus but rude and unecessary. Please remember where you are and practice appropriate sensitvity.

Tampons (or satan's little fingers) are abhorrent to Christ. They are just another tool of the feminazi's plan to replace the man as the head of the house and then replace Christ with some rug munching diesel dyke. Stay clear of them. Are you having your issue now? According to scripture you are not to be in contact with others as you are unclean...

Leviticus 15:19
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
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Default Re: Tampons? - 03-30-2007, 02:39 PM

Satan's lil cotton fingers are indeed a sin. Using them is just like Ming.

There are some fun arts and crafts you can make with feminine hygiene products though.

Here are a nifty pair of slippers, just in time for Easter. Instead of Christmas decorations you can decorate them for Easter! They also make great oraments and fun trinkets for your rear view mirror.

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Default Re: Tampons? - 03-30-2007, 04:39 PM

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Finally, a tampon that looks the way it should!!
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Default Re: Tampons? - 03-31-2007, 04:13 AM

The tampon devil is cute, but I so do not want shoes made out of feminine hygiene products! I prefer to shop at Payless, thanks
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Default Re: Tampons? - 03-31-2007, 02:47 PM

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Satan's lil cotton fingers are indeed a sin. Using them is just like Ming.
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Thank you, Sister Thumper. Our Lord Jesus Christ intends for only one thing to enter a woman's cooter and that is the wedding tackle of a True Christian male. Furthermore, sex is solely for the purpose of raising God's army, not for pleasure.

As far as the original poster's question: Some things (Satan's Cotton Fingers) are so vile that Jesus didn't think they needed to be mentioned in the Bible. Lesbian bikers wrestling in chocolate pudding isn't in the Bible, but do you really think Jesus would approve?


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Default Re: Tampons? - 03-31-2007, 06:41 PM

How could you come and Shout that Sinful Word here on our Godly Board? And in bold print! And, in a headline!

You had better Beeseech someone's Forgiveness and quick!
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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-01-2007, 02:44 AM

Why would it be a sin to stick a piece of cotton into your v****a? Tampons were indeed used in Biblical times, they simply weren't mentioned in the Bible.

and tampons are certainly much better than pads- much more comfortable, can't even feel them!

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Why would it be a sin to stick a piece of cotton into your v****a? Tampons were indeed used in Biblical times, they simply weren't mentioned in the Bible.
If you can offer some proof of that, then post it. If you can't then go bake some cookies or something.

Do you even have a man's permission to be in this forum?


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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-01-2007, 07:36 AM

Honestly, anyone who thinks tampon insertation to be in any way erotic has their wires crossed.

I can assure you folks, there is absolutely no joy to be had in putting in a tampon....nor in taking it out. It's actually pretty gross.



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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-01-2007, 11:25 AM

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Thank you, Sister Thumper. Our Lord Jesus Christ intends for only one thing to enter a woman's cooter and that is the wedding tackle of a True Christian male. Furthermore, sex is solely for the purpose of raising God's army, not for pleasure.
So my questions are:

When the woman gets pregnant, does her husband stop having sex until she gives birth?? Then resume to get her pregnant again and stops once she gets pregnant??

Also, is it a sin to have pleasure with my own wife??
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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-01-2007, 11:30 AM

I forgot to ask one more question:
What if the husband enjoys having sex with his wife, does that make him a sinner??

Also, when a woman stops having her period, which means she cannot get pregnant, does she stop having sex?? And if she doesn't, is she a sinner??

In general, when is it acceptable to have sex with the wife and when does it become a sin??
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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-01-2007, 01:11 PM

JESUS, you just don't 'get' anything, do you?
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So my questions are:

When the woman gets pregnant, does her husband stop having sex until she gives birth?? Then resume to get her pregnant again and stops once she gets pregnant??

Yes, and yes.

Also, is it a sin to have pleasure with my own wife?? If you're not trying to reproduce, yes.
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I forgot to ask one more question:
What if the husband enjoys having sex with his wife, does that make him a sinner?? Not if the pleasure is derived from the prospect of raising up new soldiers for Christ.

Also, when a woman stops having her period, which means she cannot get pregnant, does she stop having sex?? And if she doesn't, is she a sinner??
Yes, and yes.
In general, when is it acceptable to have sex with the wife and when does it become a sin?? Acceptable: To have children. Unacceptable: All other reasons.
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JESUS, you just don't 'get' anything, do you?
He's a Muslim, SUV. Their "profit", Muhammed, married a 6-year-old girl and deflowered her when she was 9, years before she was capable of having children.

Their Koran also says that it's OK to have sex with LIVESTOCK, as long as you don't sell the meat to people in your own village!!

They hate Jesus, isn't it obvious?
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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-02-2007, 12:11 AM

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So my questions are:

When the woman gets pregnant, does her husband stop having sex until she gives birth?? Then resume to get her pregnant again and stops once she gets pregnant??

Also, is it a sin to have pleasure with my own wife??
You came straight to the thread titled "Tampons", didn't you? Sicko. God's watching you, and He's not pleased with what He's seeing!


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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-02-2007, 07:28 AM

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He's a Muslim, SUV. Their "profit", Muhammed, married a 6-year-old girl and deflowered her when she was 9, years before she was capable of having children.

Their Koran also says that it's OK to have sex with LIVESTOCK, as long as you don't sell the meat to people in your own village!!

They hate Jesus, isn't it obvious?
Thank you OnYourKnees for your straight answers.

Regarding your comments, I am just going to ignore it since you provided no reference. But if you have questions, I'll be happy to answer them.

Sister Mary Maria:
Whats wrong with learning the way of Jesus?? I am just trying to learn what Jesus followers say about Tampons, along with many different things introduced here in your forums.
Also, how come your comment is directed to me only?? There are many other males posting in this topic, including True Christians.
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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-02-2007, 04:16 PM

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Regarding your comments, I am just going to ignore it since you provided no reference. But if you have questions, I'll be happy to answer them.
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Sahih Muslim Book 008, Number 3310:
'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Apostle (may piss be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house when I was nine years old.

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 65
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that 'Aisha remained with the Prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death)." what you know of the Quran (by heart)'

This was a girl who, mind you, still played with dolls:

Sahih Bukhari Volume 8, Book 73, Number 151
Narrated 'Aisha:
I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the Prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah's Apostle used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the Prophet would call them to join and play with me. (The playing with the dolls and similar images is forbidden, but it was allowed for 'Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, not yet reached the age of puberty.) (Fateh-al-Bari page 143, Vol.13)
My apologies, it's not from the Koran. It's from a contemporaneous book about Mohammed's life.

And this is from that fine upstanding Muslim leader, the Ayatollah Khomeini:

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“A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”
From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh"

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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-02-2007, 04:30 PM

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He's a Muslim, SUV. Their "profit", Muhammed, married a 6-year-old girl and deflowered her when she was 9, years before she was capable of having children.

Their Koran also says that it's OK to have sex with LIVESTOCK, as long as you don't sell the meat to people in your own village!!

They hate Jesus, isn't it obvious?
Jeez, Knees, these folks are pretty messed-up, aren't they?
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Default Re: Tampons? - 04-03-2007, 04:50 AM

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My apologies, it's not from the Koran. It's from a contemporaneous book about Mohammed's life.

And this is from that fine upstanding Muslim leader, the Ayatollah Khomeini:
Apology accepted. I like people who document their claims.

Regarding Ayisha:
Getting married at early age was a regular thing to do 1420 years ago. Not only the prophet did, most, if not all, men and women did it. A girl becomes a full women once she starts having her period, therefore, the prophet married a full grown woman, not a child.
My grandmother got married when she was 12 years. I also met many old people in the U.S. who got married when they were young. My wife's grandmother, who is American, got married when she was 11 years old.

Regarding playing with dolls, well everyone was playing with them.
I remember 20 years ago, anyone playing video games is considered a kid. But now, everyone does. Thats the same thing with dolls. +1420 years ago, dolls were not restricted only to kids. Everybody played with them.

Khomaini,
Only people in Iran, or most of them, consider him a very special guy. The rest of the world considers him a very sick guy because of some of his rules.
Also, I studied Khomaini a lot and I never seen such a ruling, would you mind providing me with the book name??
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