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Jesus Gay Churches are REAL but Fake - 12-30-2016, 03:37 PM

As those in Freehold probably know, Davenport Iowa is home to a branch of the Metropolitan Community Church. When most of us think of this FALSE church, perhaps we envision a storefront or abandoned house where fags and dykes gather a few times a week to share needles and used condoms while blaspheming the Holy Ghost. However, we need to put FACES with our visions.


http://www.mccqc.com/pastors-page


This shows that the depravity of false religions is REAL and that we do indeed need to continue speaking out against sin in its many forms, particularly the sin of abominationism mentioned in the book of Leviticus. Can you imagine Pastor Ezekiel ever posting a page like the one in the link above? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Never would a Landover pastor publicize his queerness!


I have heard that the Metropolitan Community Church is trying to establish a location in Des Moines and also less than TWO MILES from the Freehold gates. It's time to pray, people. It's time to take action. One of the things MCC wants to do is to remove tax exempt status from religious institutions! They want to recruit people who do not go to church to attend theirs! They want to preach the Gospel of Jesus to sinners and have Bible study with youths! This cannot be permitted in the halcyon state of Iowa. What say ye, men of God? What will you do to stop this vile organization?


PS: The MCC in New York City does have a really nice bake sale from time to time and the brownies are so fudgy! I just love eating them. The sale is held near the rear under a canopy when it's warm outside, otherwise you enter the back door. Lots of people come but there's always room.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Gay Churches are REAL but Fake - 12-30-2016, 07:59 PM

Good grief, my kids sometimes play pastor but no one mistakes them for actually being called by God.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Gay Churches are REAL but Fake - 12-31-2016, 12:38 AM

Negroes started false churches too. Back in 1787 they started one called the African Methodist Episcopalian Church. God was not in Africa nor is he in a church with a name like that in our Christian USA.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Gay Churches are REAL but Fake - 12-31-2016, 07:32 PM

That "church"'s site also has the following:

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Maybe the liberal false Christians at MCC do so, but True Christians™ don't. As President Trump's favorite book of the Bible tells us,

2 Corinthians 6:14-18 KJV: 14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? 16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in [them]; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. 17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean [thing]; and I will receive you, 18 And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.


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Default Re: Gay Churches are REAL but Fake - 01-01-2017, 09:17 AM


I probably shouldn't have visited that site but did and read:
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In addition, we respect the rights of all persons to worship God through the many different faiths and paths that are in the diverse spiritual world.
So if a hippie turned up on her way back from India claiming that Jesus was really a girl and required a hideous goblin idol to be set up so that by prancing around half naked a suitable species for marriage would be attracted they'd have no problem in setting one up on the spot? I don't know what they think they're worshipping but its standard and God's standard are mutually exclusive.

ZEPHANIAH 3 . KJV . look up
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Woe to her that is filthy and polluted, to the oppressing city! She obeyed not the voice; she received not correction; she trusted not in the LORD; she drew not near to her God. Her princes within her are roaring lions; her judges are evening wolves; they gnaw not the bones till the morrow. Her prophets are light and treacherous persons:
4b Her priests have polluted the sanctuary, they have done violence to the law.


How have the priests polluted the sanctuary? This is a recurring theme throughout both the Old and the New Testaments. It comes up so frequently that it's impossible to read The Bible and be unaware of God's standard regarding idols. There may be many paths through a diverse spiritual world but no path involving idols has anything to do with God. Church leaders who disagree have either never read The Bible or have read it but are lying to get bums on seats and a free meal ticket for life.

After a bit of prancing "Oh," she says. "It's coming through now, I can see the flames and there's a tiny figure." As usual the hippie is hallucinating but in this filthy sanctuary she thinks she's having a revelation. "Yes, there's three of them." "I know! I know! We can all be married to each other!" and with God's standard tossed out the window why should she not? That "pastor" married his boyf. Was it also his brother? SINCE THEY CANNOT PRODUCE CHILDREN what possible reason could there be for him not to sodomise his brother in the rich diversity of spiritual endeavour.
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What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols?
19 Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it is laid over with gold and silver, and there is no breath at all in the midst of it.
Hippies are always going on about spiritual awakening and enlightenment, ogling crystals and mahatmas but in reality are about as awake as the dumb idols welcomed into Metropolitan Community Church of the Quad Cities as according to their spiel they must. And hopped up on the acid their ears hear lively music regardless of what unimaginative monotony is playing. Or none. This false church really needs to wake up as we have woken up. Woken up to Jesus! Hallelujah!

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Devil I HAVE PROBLEMS ABOUT THE TITLE - 01-16-2017, 05:53 PM

YES HELLO I HAVE PROBLEMS ABOUT THE TITLE

YOU CHOOSE ONE:

GAY CHURCHES ARE REAL
GAY CHURCHES ARE FAKE
YOU CANNOT CHOOSE BOTH OF THEM

THIS SITE DOESN'T TRUST OTHER'S BELIEFS.

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Default Re: I HAVE PROBLEMS ABOUT THE TITLE - 01-16-2017, 05:59 PM

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YES HELLO I HAVE PROBLEMS ABOUT THE TITLE

YOU CHOOSE ONE:

GAY CHURCHES ARE REAL
GAY CHURCHES ARE FAKE
YOU CANNOT CHOOSE BOTH OF THEM...
And the ALL CAPS tells everyone that you've carefully considered your position on this matter, and are ready to politely discuss with those who disagree. <--- sarcasm

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...THIS SITE DOESN'T TRUST OTHER'S BELIEFS...
And... <drumroll> neither does the Bible.

Coincidence?


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THIS SITE DOESN'T TRUST OTHER'S BELIEFS.
You are very correct, s4tanna. We do not trust other's beliefs because they are wrong. There are other so-called Christian sites but they do not treat the Bible and every word in it as the Word of God.

So you have, "PROBLEMS ABOUT THE TITLE." Please start thinking about bigger issues, like God's book, the Bible.

All Christians agree the Bible is the word of God. But, other Christians in Name Only then start to "thoughtfully" stroke their chins and say, "But this passage is not literally true. It is a product of the culture at the time."

God knows all. He knew about the culture at the time the Bible was written. He also knew what our culture would be like. It is a big time error to say something in the Bible was a product of the culture at the time and not the word of God.


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YOU CHOOSE ONE:

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GAY CHURCHES ARE FAKE
YOU CANNOT CHOOSE BOTH OF THEM
Why should we chose one Truth when the Holy Bible Itself shows us the fact that many Truths might exist, or Truth for one person is not the same Truth for another, or perhaps, and I think this most likely, different explanations for the same Truth is simply a matter of our mortal, limited brains incapable of grasping God's Truth in Full. From the perspective of our human minds therefore, Truth looks inconsistent (Isaiah 55:8-9), but we know that is not, dare I say it, True. How else would you explain these claims that cannot all be true, but since they are in the Holy Bible we know none of them can be untrue:
  • God created light before any means of light (Genesis 1:3-5 v. Genesis 1:14-19).
  • God created animals before man, while at the same time creating man before animals (Genesis 1:1-31 v. Genesis 2:1-25).
  • God hates sinners (Psalm 5:5), and yet blesses man to have many children, which requires purification rituals to restore one to sinlessness before God (Leviticus 12:1-8).
  • God was pleased with His creation, and yet was not (Genesis 1:31 v. Genesis 6:5-6). And we know God doesn't change His mind (Numbers 23:19-20; 1 Samuel 15:29; James 1:17).
  • Noah took both one pair of each animal upon the ark, and at the same time seven pairs of some animals (Genesis 6:19-22; 7:8-9; 7:14-16 v. Genesis 7:2-5).
  • There were many languages before the Tower of Babel, and yet the incident at the Tower of Babel created all languages out of one (Genesis 10:5, 20, 31 v. Genesis 11:1).
  • God kills all the cattle and horses belonging to the Egyptians, then gives them boils, then destroys them, then kills them again (Exodus 9:3-6 v. Exodus 9:9-11 v. Exodus 12:12; 29), and still the Egyptians pursue Moses on horseback (Exodus. 14:9).
  • Children will both suffer, and not suffer for the sins of their fathers, according to the LORD (Exodus 20:5; 34:7; Numbers 14:18; Deuteronomy 5:9; Isaiah 14:21-22 v. Deuteronomy 24:16; Ezekiel 18:19-20).
  • Aaron died on both Mt. Hor and Mosera (Numbers 33:38 v. Deuteronomy 10:6).
  • Saul died four times in as many different ways: suicide (1 Samuel 31:4-6), mercy killing (2 Samuel 1:2-10), killed by the Philistenes in Gilboa (2 Samuel 21:12), and finally slain by God (1 Chronicles 10:13-14).
  • As an infant, Mary, Joseph and Jesus traveled to Egypt to flee Harod's murderous rampage, and also stayed in Jerusalem a little more than a month before simply returning to Nazareth without fear of any slaughter of any infants (Matthew 2:13-16 v. Luke 2:22-40).
  • Jesus ascended into Heaven on multiple occasions, and yet only One Glorious Time (Luke 24:1-51 v. Mark 16:9-19 v. John 20:26 v. Acts 13:31 v. Acts 1:2-3, 9).
What kind of Christian accuses Christ of being a liar, or worse, inept at remembering His Story, which He Himself created?!? If Christ can make reality True in more than one way without being a liar, surely man, created in His image but corrupted with sin, can figure out how to manipulate Truth for his own gain as well. Seeing how this thread is really a rally call to stop the Gay Agenda from pointing their tools of sin towards the sweet, righteous walls of Freehold, your feeble arguments seems a thinly veiled attempt to distract us while nearby Sodomites further their Call To Arms, enlisting even innocent children in their diabolical plot to turn America Gay. You should be ashamed of yourself, using children like that, brainwashing them at such a young age to assume what they hear over and over and over again must be True.

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THIS SITE DOESN'T TRUST OTHER'S BELIEFS.
Why should we, dear? Do you trust Muslims to be right about matters of faith and morals and history and salvation? Do you trust Hindus to know how to find Christ? Do you trust atheists to help you avoid eternal damnation? Why should we trust those whose message conflicts with God's?

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You're not God's children
You're a bad game of Sims
None of you are going to heaven
I'm a what now?

If you've proof that Jesus lied to me when I accepted Him (Romans 10:9; 2 Corinthians 6:18), please do share.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I HAVE PROBLEMS ABOUT THE TITLE - 01-17-2017, 09:26 PM

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YES HELLO I HAVE PROBLEMS ABOUT THE TITLE

YOU CHOOSE ONE:

GAY CHURCHES ARE REAL
GAY CHURCHES ARE FAKE
YOU CANNOT CHOOSE BOTH OF THEM
It appears that your problem is with reading comprehension. Everyone else seems to follow the intended meaning.

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THIS SITE DOESN'T TRUST OTHER'S BELIEFS.
Is there a reason why you thought it would?

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You're not God's children
You're a bad game of Sims
None of you are going to heaven
They have a book that tells them the opposite of what you're saying. You have, um, what exactly?


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