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Red face Hi! God scare me. But I am a Whore, so it is OK - 02-02-2013, 03:35 AM

Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
I'm a Roman Catholic, and stumbled upon this atrocious site on a comment to a My Chemical Romance music video.
All of you people are scary. You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious. You say the most ludicrous things. All music is satanic, women deserve to be beaten, and youare all very single minded.
Anyways. The other post was just one of my friends piffleing around with you guys to get a reaction, so don't hold that agsinst me xD
So last thing I want to say. You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

My Chemical Romance
Green Day
Slipknot
Avenged Sevenfold

And there are more but, I don't understand how anyone in the right mind could hate any of those bands.
Why? The majority of their songs carry s very positive message.
Example from MCR's song Famous Last Words:
"I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
How is that satanic?
I'm just wanting to see your reasons for why you people sre so hateful. You are never going to convert anyone to your religion if you act with so much hate.

Please explain to me why you are all so nasty.

Not just about music. But about women, people of other religions, and people that like black. Etc etc.

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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 03:50 AM

Dear, please, please try and take a moment to understand what we are trying to tell you. Nobody hates women. Nobody hates music. Nobody is nasty. We are sharing the Love of Christ as commanded, to convert the sinner, and share the message that the Lord Jesus Christ will condemn all sinners to Hell for eternity.

Now, it's not "women deserve to be beaten" but "Satan will try to drag the individual down to the deepest pits of Hell and we want to prevent that." Have you ever notice that when something hurts, you tend to stay clear of it? Do you avoid touching the hot stove with your hand? Of course you do, because that would cause pain and damage to your hand. This is called "natural consequences." The LORD uses natural consequences in the same exact way, and inspired by this, so too do True Christians™ who have been made into the likeness of the Lord Jesus Christ. As a woman, I can attest to the fact that I am an emotional creature. I cannot help it, it simply is the way I am. Emotions sometimes get in the way of making logical choices. The kindest thing Mr. Etheldreda can do is share with me the natural consequences of my behavior before it's too late and I am judged for eternity. How can that be understood as anything other than compassion? Any True Christian™ husband will similarly care for his wife's eternal soul, even if temporarily it causes discomfort.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 05:44 AM

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Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
I'm a Roman Catholic, and stumbled upon this atrocious site on a comment to a My Chemical Romance music video.
All of you people are scary. You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious. You say the most ludicrous things. All music is satanic, women deserve to be beaten, and youare all very single minded.
Anyways. The other post was just one of my friends piffleing around with you guys to get a reaction, so don't hold that agsinst me xD
So last thing I want to say. You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

My Chemical Romance
Green Day
Slipknot
Avenged Sevenfold

And there are more but, I don't understand how anyone in the right mind could hate any of those bands.
Why? The majority of their songs carry s very positive message.
Example from MCR's song Famous Last Words:
"I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
How is that satanic?
I'm just wanting to see your reasons for why you people sre so hateful. You are never going to convert anyone to your religion if you act with so much hate.

Please explain to me why you are all so nasty.

Not just about music. But about women, people of other religions, and people that like black. Etc etc.

Danke
I can't say it any better than what the esteemed Mary Etheldreda just did, but would like to add that a lot of people accuse us of being "hateful"
It would be "hateful" to witness people sinning and disobeying the word of God, and never say a word to correct them! If we didn't care, do you think we would be trying so hard to convince you to come to Jesus, and avoid the Eternal Fire?

If you think WE are "nasty", you are saying that God is "nasty", as every single thing we tell you is supported by the word of God.


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 05:45 AM

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 08:02 AM

Oh, so now you're a teenager again?

Are you current on your medications? I've heard the Catholic church has amped up it's exorcisms, maybe you want to talk to your priest about that.

Yeah, you come onto a Christian board pretend to be "christian" to try and troll us, and we're the scary ones.

Now you want to tell us why you think following pedophiles is going to get you into heaven?


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 12:12 PM

I'll tell you who scares me, the Pope.



The nerve of heathen Catholics calling themselves Christians. Come back when you're ready to take the word of the lord seriously.

I also think that the Catholic church is soft on fags.


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 01:03 PM

So who are you the 19 year old whore or the 42 year old whore?


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 01:53 PM

Prove us wrong, using Scripture. Then we'll talk.


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 02:15 PM

There's actually a band called My Chemical Romance? Why didn't they just call it We Love Drugs?


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Just my thinking. Or even better. Why not call it "Satanic hell-music by the Devil's rejects"


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 02:56 PM

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Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
You know, I could never understand why people would want to bow down in front of graven images – and you show me a catholic building that isn’t infested with plaster statues.

Ho, hum, it could be worse, you could like My Chemical Romance – what a load of Godless garbage they are!
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You were going to agree with us, Yes?
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All of you people are scary.
Was it not Jesus Who said, “To the scared, all things are scary.”? Personally, I think you are afraid because you know Satan can destroy your soul, and, because you are a Catholic, rather than a Christian, your final destination is the bowels of Hell.
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You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious.
Please! Get it right! It is ridiculous – note the spelling
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You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 03:55 PM

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Okay well lets start it off by telling you the basics.
I'm a Roman Catholic, and stumbled upon this atrocious site on a comment to a My Chemical Romance music video.
All of you people are scary. You are very hateful, hypocritical, and ridiclious. You say the most ludicrous things. All music is satanic, women deserve to be beaten, and youare all very single minded.
Anyways. The other post was just one of my friends piffleing around with you guys to get a reaction, so don't hold that agsinst me xD
So last thing I want to say. You guys hate every single band that I listen to. Some examples:

My Chemical Romance
Green Day
Slipknot
Avenged Sevenfold

And there are more but, I don't understand how anyone in the right mind could hate any of those bands.
Why? The majority of their songs carry s very positive message.
Example from MCR's song Famous Last Words:
"I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone."
How is that satanic?
I'm just wanting to see your reasons for why you people sre so hateful. You are never going to convert anyone to your religion if you act with so much hate.

Please explain to me why you are all so nasty.

Not just about music. But about women, people of other religions, and people that like black. Etc etc.

Danke
We are very nice people. You should be scared of God and Hell instead of us...

"4 And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do . 5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear : Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him." (Luke 12:4-5)

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Angry Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 05:51 PM

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Was it not Jesus Who said, “To the scared, all things are scary.”? Personally, I think you are afraid because you know Satan can destroy your soul, and, because you are a Catholic, rather than a Christian, your final destination is the bowels of Hell.Please! Get it right! It is ridiculous – note the spelling
How do youoknow my final destination is hell? You're all a bunch of single minded f*ckers.

Okay one typo. Big deal. Clam the hell down. It was one word. :/

And oh my God I'm not a teenage fag? Wow can't you guys come up with something better?
And I received an infraction for'sexting it up for Satan? 'What the f*ck?

Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
I think this whole site is just fake. How cananyone honestly act like this?!

~ShadowAssassin7


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 06:12 PM

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How do youoknow my final destination is hell? You're all a bunch of single minded f*ckers.
We're just Christians who respect the word of God. We're not cherry pickers or leeeeebruhls.

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Okay one typo. Big deal. Clam the hell down. It was one word. :/
"Clam"?!?

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Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
I think this whole site is just fake. How cananyone honestly act like this?!
Of course, we're all filthy sinners who should be ashamed of ourselves. That's original sin. The difference between you and me is that I'm willing to submit to the word of God so he will forgive me. That's the rules. Submit or burn in hell.

Romans 5:12-21


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 06:12 PM

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How do youoknow my final destination is hell? You're all a bunch of single minded f*ckers.
Well we have a whole section on why Catholics aren't Christian. In fact all that church is, is the old Roman paganism with Jesus name plastered on it.


1st Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
1st Timothy 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
1st Timothy 4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received
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And oh my God I'm not a teenage fag? Wow can't you guys come up with something better?
And I received an infraction for'sexting it up for Satan? 'What the f*ck?

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

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Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
I think this whole site is just fake. How cananyone honestly act like this?!

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1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 06:13 PM

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How do youoknow my final destination is hell? You're all a bunch of single minded f*ckers.

Okay one typo. Big deal. Clam the hell down. It was one word. :/

And oh my God I'm not a teenage fag? Wow can't you guys come up with something better?
And I received an infraction for'sexting it up for Satan? 'What the f*ck?

Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
I think this whole site is just fake. How cananyone honestly act like this?!

~ShadowAssassin7
Ah, you must be the 42 year old whore.

We are perfect because God has blassed us and trash like you persecute us.
We are covered coming and going.
Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.




Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.




Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved

Psalm 9:17
The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. For the needy shall not always be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.

Proverbs 5:3-5
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.



Finally, This seems to be particulaty suited to you:
Isaiah 33:14
The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 06:14 PM

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Anyway, why do you people act like your all so perfect? You people havent ever done anything that your god would consider bad?
Not since we've been saved:

1 John 3:6: Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

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If this site were fake, why would we go to such lengths to quote Scripture exactly as it is, and in context? What would we hope to accomplish? No, dear friend, we treat God's Word with all of the reverence that it deserves, and you should, too.


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Default Re: Hi! You people scare me. - 02-02-2013, 11:42 PM

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We're just Christians who respect the word of God. We're not cherry pickers or leeeeebruhls.



"Clam"?!?



Of course, we're all filthy sinners who should be ashamed of ourselves. That's original sin. The difference between you and me is that I'm willing to submit to the word of God so he will forgive me. That's the rules. Submit or burn in hell.

Romans 5:12-21

Okay okay. I'm on my tablet and this site has serious lag on it and makes my keyboard mess up. That is the explanation for the stupid typos. Obviously I meant calm.

And I'm a cherry picker? What?! And you love your god so much that you don't capitalize the H in 'he' when refering to him? Hmmm
And another difference between you and I is that I don't go around and try to shove my religious beliefs down people's throats. Just saying....


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I don't go around and try to shove my religious beliefs down people's throats. Just saying....
Wait a minute, young lady.

You came to our site. No one forced you to come to our humble site and start spouting hate.

If you hate God so much why not just turn off your tablet? If you don't want to praise God get off the pew.



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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Wait a minute, young lady.

You came to our site. No one forced you to come to our humble site and start spouting hate.

If you hate God so much why not just turn off your tablet? If you don't want to praise God get off the pew.



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No no one forced me, but there was a rudely worded link left in the comments on the video for a song that changed my life and I wanted to see what the hell you all were goin on about.

And we obviously don't praise the saem god, or maybe you have a different view on who God is.
And you do try to force your religious beliefs down people's throats. You expect no new members then? If no one is forcing them to join the site? I'm confused. And when they join the site you attack them with messages of hatred,, apparently baptists are hateful creatures.
And where in the bible do you find some of this stuff, you interpret it wrong, some of the things thst are said on this site wouldn't everhave been said by God.
You aren't ever going to help anyone "find god" if you are acting this way.


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