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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-04-2008, 06:27 PM

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That Satan is nothing if not cunning. Course, afore Babel, that didn't mean much. Now it's a source of endless jokes. Why, we've got one girl in quarantine claims that Lucifer hisself sung her praises! I mean, acourse, some serious oral adulation.
Satan is indeed a cunning linguist, Brother Brasil. How astute of you to notice!

The profundity of your farmer's wisdom astounds me at times.


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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-05-2008, 03:10 AM

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66, unless your dividing psalms
Friend,

First, you should never correct a True Christian™.

Second, at this Church we read the 1611 King James Bible - all 80 books!

14 books were removed in 1885 by an Anglican bishop. Rest assured, he is roasting in Hell at this very moment, as will all the false Christians like yourself who consider the modern King James to be authoritative.

p.s. Learn the difference between your and you're.
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Default Re: "Free"thinker Hates LBC - 09-05-2008, 04:28 AM

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Billybob, there's no reason to point out to the simpleton his lack of basic grammatical knowledge. It's not as though he will grasp your meaning.


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