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Hello -
06-08-2014, 02:32 PM
I AM a spiritual seeker actually determined to learn about Real Christianity. Currently I guess I could say I am a shaman....but that might change. Favorite bible verse hmmm.....I'll find one later but I know there's good ones. Anyway have a lovely day!!!
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 02:38 PM
What is your point, unsaved heathen?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 02:43 PM
Just here to find out truth sir I have been to many churches
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:01 PM
Do you think the truth will jump up from one of these "churches" you speak of and bite you on the hindquarters?
Seek congress with Jesus and you will know the truth. Know Jesus: know peace. No Jesus: no peace.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:08 PM
Thanks sir!! Sounds like good advice
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Determined2findtruth
I AM a spiritual seeker actually determined to learn about Real Christianity. Currently I guess I could say I am a shaman....but that might change. Favorite bible verse hmmm.....I'll find one later but I know there's good ones. Anyway have a lovely day!!!
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Welcome, friend. It's great that you could come to God's favourite forum!
Say, why don't you tell us just how close you are to leaving your heathen savage ways and embracing Christ?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:14 PM
Ah yes' I feel very very close
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:32 PM
Well your investigation is going just swimmingly! So far we know you're completely ignorant about Jesus or what it means to have faith in him, which means these many churches you've supposedly been to must have been closed at the time of your visit. Are you an arson, son?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:36 PM
No...I'm not And I am a girl
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Determined2findtruth
No...I'm not And I am a girl
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How old are you, dear?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:41 PM
20 years old ma'am
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 03:48 PM
I note you live in Utah among the godless Mormans. Are you one of that tribe?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 05:56 PM
Well if you're a "shaman" then you're a witch. And the Holy Bible tells us how to sort you out.
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Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello -
06-08-2014, 08:21 PM
Once again, Pastor Zeke nails the argument without a single letter of wasted verbiage. Truly the Lord speaks directly to and through him.
I can only hope that one day I get to hear him preach to his flock in person.
Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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Unsaved trash, demonic teenaged whore
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Re: Hello -
06-11-2014, 09:28 PM
Yes I am a baptized Mormon, but I have my skepticisms about the whole thing. I haven't exactly resigned though...the activities are too fun. I was wondering though why does my title say I'm a teenager? I am 20? Also questioning the whore thing....thts's ok though
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Re: Hello -
06-11-2014, 10:30 PM
Act like a teenager? Get called out as one.
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Re: Hello -
06-11-2014, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Determined2findtruth
I AM a spiritual seeker actually determined to learn about Real Christianity. Currently I guess I could say I am a shaman....but that might change. Favorite bible verse hmmm.....I'll find one later but I know there's good ones. Anyway have a lovely day!!!
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A shaman? and from Utah? I suspect this she-male is higher than a kite on peyote or packed full of evil mushrooms as we speak! I advise we use extreme caution with this one, I have a strong, upsetting feeling in the pit of my stomach that the father of all lies, the devil himself has sent this male/female to entice us into some type of satanic rituals. It's either that or possibly the radishes I had for lunch giving me that feeling, but either way, we need to put on the full armor of Jesus for this one.
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Re: Hello -
06-11-2014, 11:16 PM
female completely through and through and my shaman days are over I decided to stick with being LDS
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello -
06-11-2014, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Determined2findtruth
female completely through and through and my shaman days are over I decided to stick with being LDS
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Shaman or Mormoon, either way God hates you a lot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello -
06-12-2014, 12:15 AM
We had a Morman problem here in Texas a few years back, but we resolved the issue in a straight forward and manly fashion: We beat all we could catch and we caught a lot of them, we locked up their leader, Warren Jeffs, in our prison, we took their children and placed them with good Christian families, the surrounding ranchers confiscated their livestock and now the state has taken their Yearning for Zion Ranch.
We didn't trust them at all. We sent in armed Texas Rangers and a few tanks. If any were shot, it was kept out of the newspapers. A lot of them are still in jail and their Prophet, Mr Jeffs, will be there until after Jesus comes back. Then he will go to Hell.
We here have found this relatively nonviolent approach to be quite efficatious.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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