[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

So I was thinking there needs to be a place were us woman can post stuff to each other so I am going first!
What is your favorite dish to cook for your family? My hubby likes homemade mac and cheese and baked chicken with gravy and mashed potatoes yum so what do yall fix?

[Hitoshi]

I am like cook yummy noodle and healthy fish. I am also like dress up and perform tea ceremony when by myself (is fetish).

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

First of all are you a woman? Second there is nothing wrong with tea, I like spiced chi tea with cream, sugar and vanilla. One good way to fix fish is to bake it with lemon pepper!

[VictoryOS]

Hitoshi is a pervert. When he saw a thread named "Ladies Only", he probably thought we were having a pillow fight in here.

[Hitoshi]

Originally Posted by lilpentecostalgirl

there is nothing wrong with tea

I know is nothing wrong with tea okay dummy. is why I am dress up and perform tea ceremony (is big turn on). Tea ceremony is ancient custom in Japan and new fetish for me. you are big dummy who need read careful before writing comment.

I am like your name. I am not hundred per cent understand but I see "pent" and "girl" and is make me think of this



okay honey we are go on date tomorrow. I pick you up at eight. Bring toothbrush and pajama.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by lilpentecostalgirl

So I was thinking there needs to be a place were us woman can post stuff to each other so I am going first!
What is your favorite dish to cook for your family? My hubby likes homemade mac and cheese and baked chicken with gravy and mashed potatoes yum so what do yall fix?

My advice to you ilpentecostalgirl is to immediately cease and desist in your subversive attempts to start a "Women's Only" forum here at Landover Baptist Church before you receive some infraction points. The Godly Pastors here have debated this issue at great length in the past and you should familiarize yourself with their wisdom:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1464

As you can plainly see, it also attracts and encourages reprobate perverts like Hitoshi to dress up in drag in his vain and seemingly endless attempts to "get some" off of our True Christian™ ladies.

[Hitoshi]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

As you can plainly see, it also attracts and encourages reprobate perverts like Hitoshi to dress up in drag in his vain and seemingly endless attempts to "get some" off of our True Christian™ ladies.

maybe is more than fetish okay. maybe I am dress like woman so I am get acting job on soap opera or maybe I am go through divorce and not get enough time with my three kid so I am take job as nanny from my wife so I am get spend more time with three kid. is not right to jump on conclusion okay and say I am pervert trying "get some".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Look you vile little chinaman; you are grossing everyone out with this perversion. Don't you realize that God will send your yellow hide straight to hellfire for dressing up like a female? It is an abomination, which means you make God want to puke with that unnatural behavior.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

Can't you take up a new hobby that isn't so disgusting to Christ? I thought you little chinks liked to grow tiny trees or something. Maybe you could order some jap hobby supplies from THIS guy. He peddles the stuff on the internets and probably makes a bundle. I can't makes heads nor tales of his gibberish....

[VictoryOS]

You little yellow devils are always trying to "score" - whether it's playing Galaga or with the ladies!

[Pastafarian]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Look you vile little chinaman; you are grossing everyone out with this perversion. Don't you realize that God will send your yellow hide straight to hellfire for dressing up like a female? It is an abomination, which means you make God want to puke with that unnatural behavior.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

Can't you take up a new hobby that isn't so disgusting to Christ? I thought you little chinks liked to grow tiny trees or something. Maybe you could order some jap hobby supplies from THIS guy. He peddles the stuff on the internets and probably makes a bundle. I can't makes heads nor tales of his gibberish....

I sense you are not of the female gender.



I regularly dine on spaghetti with meatballs in order to better praise the one known as His Noodliness.

[JennyD]

lilpennycostalgirl -

Why would any female want to have a separate forum, where she could not experience the brilliant clarity of the True Christian Male's mind?

It seems to my female brain that it'd be a recipe for disaster, what with all the confused thinking we're known for.

[Seeker]

Why would any female want to have a separate forum, where she could not experience the brilliant clarity of the True Christian Male's mind?

Well der, because men don't know how to cook. (only bbq) We could bond over sewing and homestead stuff.

Like the OP suggested...Which I have suggested before.

I am sure cooking would turn into other great subjects...but nooo.

They will never get forplay.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

I am sorry that so many fells this was a bad idea, I thought it would be nice for us woman folk to trade recipes. So if we did want to trade recipes how would we? I am so sorry please don't ban me over this.

[The Widow Anna]

A True Christian™ lady has no need of a recipe. She should be able to judge with just her eyes and hands how much of each ingredient is required for the perfect caramel slice, or guess to the second how long that steak must be cooked for perfection. Shame! If recipes are required for more obscure dishes, outside the usual scope of your husband's diet, then they must be delivered orally by another lady of Landover, or you should reconsider what vilely new/exotic dish you are preparing. My rule of thumb with Able was, 'If I can't know without asking what he desires for our evening meal, cook it by the time he arrives home, without fuss, recipes or disasters, I should expect a beating to rival the one when I forgot to plump the cushions in his easy chair.' I suggest you take a similar stance.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Seeker

We could bond over sewing and homestead stuff.

I am sure cooking would turn into other great subjects...but nooo.

They will never get forplay.

I do hope you're not interested in getting foreplay on God's Favorite Forum!

Is that what you're into? A Lezbean hunting for some "petting" in a women-only area?! PettingSeeker, that is not appropriate for this site! Kindly take your perverse, sodomitic cravings to an appropriate forum, such as the DIY Network forums!!

[Hitoshi]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Is that what you're into? A Lezbean hunting for some "petting" in a women-only area?!

hubba bubba!

[JennyD]

Hitachi, you may be very feminine, but you are NOT a lady by any stretch of the imagination!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Originally Posted by lilpentecostalgirl

I am sorry that so many fells this was a bad idea, I thought it would be nice for us woman folk to trade recipes. So if we did want to trade recipes how would we? I am so sorry please don't ban me over this.

I suppose you could use the lounge for that sort of thing.

[morford]

I won the Blue Ribbon at the 2003 State Fair with my Chess Pie! I substituted my own milk and this made all the difference to the judges. They were very impressed that I had literally put myself into the recipe.

I was required to recreate a pie from scratch (in their presence) in order to prove that what I said was true.

[Brother Temperance]

I'm pretty sure the entire radical feminist movement started from a bunch of housewives getting together to discuss recipes and housework tips, and just sort of snowballed from there.