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Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 04:05 AM
Dearest Friends,
When you have to smack your kids around for disobeying your commands (and hence, God's), to the tune of what music do you beat them? My dear wife has become pregnant, and I want to rough the kid up a little in utero just to show him who's boss. I was thinking a half-hour beating to salsa music, or some other precussion-heavy style, but your input would be warmly welcomed.
Yours in Him,
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 04:56 AM
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Dearest Friends,
When you have to smack your kids around for disobeying your commands (and hence, God's), to the tune of what music do you beat them? My dear wife has become pregnant, and I want to rough the kid up a little in utero just to show him who's boss. I was thinking a half-hour beating to salsa music, or some other precussion-heavy style, but your input would be warmly welcomed.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Wel I don't have any children as of yet, but when I beat my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy, I like to have him put on some Tenessee Ernie Ford. My dad used to like that one to beat me by, so...
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 05:06 AM
What the hell!!! beating the child before its born there is somethnig wrong with you people..
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 05:11 AM
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What the hell!!! beating the child before its born there is somethnig wrong with you people..
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 06:12 AM
Ramones: "Beat on the Brat"?
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 07:25 AM
"Smack my bitch up" by the Prodigy has a good regular beat. I normally use it when beating my wife but it would work equally well with a small daughter.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 07:59 AM
I should have pointed out that The Prodigy are a British Christian rock group, you may not be aware of them in the US.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dearest Friends,
When you have to smack your kids around for disobeying your commands (and hence, God's), to the tune of what music do you beat them? My dear wife has become pregnant, and I want to rough the kid up a little in utero just to show him who's boss. I was thinking a half-hour beating to salsa music, or some other precussion-heavy style, but your input would be warmly welcomed.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Isn't it illegal to beat up your child?
Do you really think it is a good idea? Your child isn't born, and you already think about how you should beat the kid up?
And why do you need music?
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:08 AM
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And why do you need music?
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What kind of monster would I be to expose my unborn child to a cappella? If you listen carefully at the mouth of Hell you can always hear the damned singing Black Coffee in Bed.
Disgusted,
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:10 AM
I'm thinking you might could use Billy Talent: River Below....
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:14 AM
If one of my sons gives me any back-sass or breaks one of God's Commandments, we go down to the basement and all five of them get the rod of correction. This encourages them to police each other. First they scourge each other with the rod, then once tears are streaming down all of their faces I have four of them take turns holding down the other while I lay into each and rebuke them with furious rebukes.
With five sons, this takes about just under twenty minutes from start to finish. Just enough time for Ravel's Bolero!
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja
Isn't it illegal to beat up your child?
Do you really think it is a good idea? Your child isn't born, and you already think about how you should beat the kid up?
And why do you need music?
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It might be but The bible says different
In here we listen to the word of The Lord
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:35 AM
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Dear Friend,
What kind of monster would I be to expose my unborn child to a cappella? If you listen carefully at the mouth of Hell you can always hear the damned singing Black Coffee in Bed.
Disgusted,
BAB
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So it's mean not to play music when you beat up your child?
But if you need some music you could use some gospel..
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:54 AM
Quote. Isn't it illegal to beat up your child?
Do you really think it is a good idea? Your child isn't born, and you already think about how you should beat the kid up?
And why do you need music
You don't need music to beat a child but it easier to get a good rythmn going. Plus it is a fantastic aerobic exercise. My doctor has recommended it three times a week, so on Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays I am making a special effort to look out for any reason to rebuke them. I have lost a few pounds already.
YiC
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:57 AM
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It might be but The bible says different
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Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 08:59 AM
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You don't need music to beat a child but it easier to get a good rythmn going. Plus it is a fantastic aerobic exercise. My doctor has recommended it three times a week, so on Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays I am making a special effort to look out for any reason to rebuke them. I have lost a few pounds already.
YiC
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Bullshit Bullshit you are one crazy man. your mind is piffleed if that is how you think...
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja
Isn't it illegal to beat up your child?
Do you really think it is a good idea? Your child isn't born, and you already think about how you should beat the kid up?
And why do you need music?
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You don't need music to beat a child but it easier to get a good rythmn going. Plus it is a fantastic aerobic exercise. My doctor has recommended it three times a week, so on Mondays ,Wednesdays and Fridays I am making a special effort to look out for any reason to rebuke them. I have lost a few pounds already.
YiC
Jack
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So you beat up your child just to get aerobic exercise? Why don't you try going to the gym or take an aerobic class!
And don't your kids need the exercise? Maybe they should beat you up instead. How old are your kids?
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 09:22 AM
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So you beat up your child just to get aerobic exercise? Why don't you try going to the gym or take an aerobic class!
And don't your kids need the exercise? Maybe they should beat you up instead. How old are your kids?
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I don't go the gym because it is full of whores showing their flesh.
Prverb 7:10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.
My children get enough exercise doing chores.
They should not beat me, I am the head of the household.
Ephesianans 6. Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise;
They are aged 6 and 8.
If I don't beat my daughter how will she know what to expect from her future husband?
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 09:25 AM
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I don't go the gym because it is full of whores showing their flesh.
Prverb 7:10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.
My children get enough exercise doing chores.
They should not beat me, I am the head of the household.
Ephesianans 6. Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise;
They are aged 6 and 8.
If I don't beat my daughter how will she know what to expect from her future husband?
Jack
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She will find out that she doesn't need to be beaten up... It's not only mean, but it's illegal. Did your father ever beat you up?
My father would never do such thing to me - and still, im not a whore, im under education and having a great life! This is how it should be!
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-17-2011, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja
She will find out that she doesn't need to be beaten up... It's not only mean, but it's illegal. Did your father ever beat you up?
My father would never do such thing to me - and still, im not a whore, im under education and having a great life! This is how it should be!
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And thats how life should be for all women and human being
We are all free human being...
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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