[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?

I think I've discovered your trouble. Not only are you unsaved trash and an empty-headed female to boot, but you haven't even managed to absorb the basic concepts of how the human body works. The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.

Don't they let you go to some sort of school in prison Icky? Or have the drugs addled your female brain even further?

[Ixi]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I think I've discovered your trouble. Not only are you unsaved trash and an empty-headed female to boot, but you haven't even managed to absorb the basic concepts of how the human body works. The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.

Don't they let you go to some sort of school in prison Icky? Or have the drugs addled your female brain even further?

Crap=semen

I know how the body works, I was just afraid to go into detail and scare you pathetic Christains.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Crap=semen

I know how the body works, I was just afraid to go into detail and scare you pathetic Christains.

So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.

And to think I was going to introduce her to some of the new Ex-Negro Academy male graduates next month if she would turn away from satan's sickening ways and embrace Jesus.

I would never have imagined that when she said that she wanted to "know me" she actually wanted me to take a dump in her choo-choo!!!!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?

No disrespect intended ma'am, but we don't spurt out crap all the time. It takes a fair amount of stimulation before anything will be coming out, unless the male in question suffers from some disorder, like premature ejaculation.

Unless there's something seriously wrong, the only other thing that should ever come out of the urethra is urine, and both genders urinate so that doesn't really count.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Joo

No disrespect intended ma'am, but we don't spurt out crap all the time. It takes a fair amount of stimulation before anything will be coming out, unless the male in question suffers from some disorder, like premature ejaculation.

Unless there's something seriously wrong, the only other thing that should ever come out of the urethra is urine, and both genders urinate so that doesn't really count.

Dear Lord! This conversation is getting awfully oooshy. Do you think Jesus really wants to know about this filthy biology stuff? As for the premature ejaculation (forgive me Jesus) the church has known for years that the Devil himself is the cause of all ejaculations that don't result in procreation.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

Do you think Jesus really wants to know about this filthy biology stuff?

Do you think Jesus doesn't already know about this biology stuff?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Ixi

It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.

Right on the dot

[Ixi]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.

Do you want me to go into detail? You asked for it...

(pornographic filth edited)

[Ixi]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Three 6-inch oversized tallywhackers simultaneously penetrating you makes you the living incarnation of 666. Do not play dumb with me, missy. You have never seen a 9 inch tallywhacker unless you've let a large male goat have its way with you in one of your wicker black sabbaths.

You guys go nuts over 666, don't you? You look for every possibility of "666" showing up somewhere. It's pathetic.

Would any normal woman call a man's tallywhacker "disgusting"? Clearly, you are now a lezbean despite your past experiences as "pin cushion".

I think a teenage girl who isn't really interested in guys yet would.

You want to "know me"? As much as I'd love to see you stop carpet munching and as flattered as I am that my good True Christian looks have made you reconsider the lezbean lifestyle, I am a married man and very much in love with my wife. Sorry. There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.

You aren't a gypsie or a kurd are you?

What makes you think I would court one of your kind? I'd rather stay single, thank you very much.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Do you want me to go into detail? You asked for it...

I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's. Really, some even gave me pause the first time I heard them. And anyone who knows me outside of LBC can testify that that's one hell of a feat.

[Remy Lebeau]

There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.

Originally Posted by Ixi

What makes you think I would court one of your kind? I'd rather stay single, thank you very much.

One of my "kind"? What is that supposed to mean you racist little trollop?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

One of my "kind"? What is that supposed to mean you racist little trollop?

Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It

Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.

It was persecution whichever way you look at it

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Ixi

PMS is just hormones raging. It all ends soon after it starts. Now only if these "godly" men could see that...

Friend, your time on this Earth ends soon after it starts, but your torment in Hell will be eternal unless you get right with Jesus RIGHT NOW!

Originally Posted by Ixi

It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.

So if you're so strong, is it now alright to smack you around? You can't have it both ways.

Originally Posted by Ixi

And where did you get the idea of the three men and the fact that I'm a lezbian?

This is interesting: she refers to "the idea of the three men" (indicating that it's only an idea, and she's never been with more than two men at once), but "the fact" that she's a lesbiac. Draw your own conclusions.

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.

Unless one's been eating Injun (Dothead Injun, not Redskin) food, but then it's your own fault for consorting with cow-worshippers.

Originally Posted by Unsaved

I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's.I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's.

Don't tell me: you've been reading sin-manuals written by Canuckistanis. Let me tell you, I'm pretty sure that thing with the rollercoasters doesn't actually work, and even if it did, one would have to be a Mahommedan or a hippity-hop fan to have that much disregard for one's fellow citizens, because let me tell you, the mess would be everywhere.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It

Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.

So it's OK to discriminate against True Christians? Oh my!! Well I guess you've finally revealed your true lieberal secular agenda to persecute True Christians. Bigots like you and Ixi make me sick to my stomach!!!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

It was persecution whichever way you look at it

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

So it's OK to discriminate against True Christians? Oh my!! Well I guess you've finally revealed your true lieberal secular agenda to persecute True Christians. Bigots like you and Ixi make me sick to my stomach!!!

And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It

And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.

Unsaved people discriminate against themselves by rejecting Salvation and Glory. We have nothing to do with it.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It

And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.

We do not discriminate against anyone. We attempt to Save people from their own stupidity. Any and everyone is welcome to join us. We don't care whether you're male or female, what you look like, what nationality you are, how old you are, etc.; all people are welcome to accept Christ and join us in fellowship.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

We do not discriminate against anyone. We attempt to Save people from their own stupidity. Any and everyone is welcome to join us. We don't care whether you're male or female, what you look like, what nationality you are, how old you are, etc.; all people are welcome to accept Christ and join us in fellowship.

They're all welcome to join yes, but if they don't then they're trash right? That's loose discrimination.