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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 06-24-2007, 12:31 PM

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I know. Can you imagine bleeding from your genitals every month for a few days? Gross, huh?
Indeed, that is one thing we can both agree upon.
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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 06-24-2007, 12:48 PM

Girls get like that around that time of month because of hormones. You know how when we guys work out, we get a feeling of power and invincibility? That's what testosterone does to us. Estrogen in girls, well, that's a somewhat more... unstable compound...


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Estrogen in girls, well, that's a somewhat more... unstable compound...
If I didn't know better, I'd say we're making progress with this young man. I'm telling all you men the best place to keep unstable compounds is in a shed.


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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 06-24-2007, 03:39 PM

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What is PMS like? I wouldn't know since I can't experience it, so I'm asking a female who would.
Here's something surprising: men experience inexplicable mood swings, irritability, bloating -- just like us rib-stealers! But since they're the wiser of the genders, instead of blubbering about like a ninny, they channel all that nonsense into more productive behavior, like punching holes in the walls, or their (uppity) wives, or taking a 12-gauge to a family of ducklings (Gen 1:26), or making brilliant policy decisions that have gotten God's favorite country where it is to day. We bleeders would do well to take a lesson. Or better yet, just focus on our cherry pies! Praise God!
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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 06-24-2007, 10:58 PM

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What is PMS like? I wouldn't know since I can't experience it, so I'm asking a female who would.
It'd be a little different for every woman. Because I have endometriosis, the cramps usually make me most irritable. There is a period of over-emotionalness, but for me that's usually right before it starts. Then I just feel crampy and gross, and for that reason prefer a bit more alone time.



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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 06-25-2007, 01:53 PM

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they channel all that nonsense into more productive behavior, like punching holes in the walls, or their (uppity) wives, or taking a 12-gauge to a family of ducklings (Gen 1:26), or making brilliant policy decisions that have gotten God's favorite country where it is to day.
You call that productive? I think "destructive" is a more accurate adjective.
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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 06-25-2007, 01:59 PM

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You call that productive? I think "destructive" is a more accurate adjective.
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Ah, yes, the Zeke stock answer to almost anything I post.
On other threads, you call me a harlot - which is it? Man-hater or boy-toy?
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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 07-01-2007, 03:24 AM

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It'd be a little different for every woman. Because I have endometriosis, the cramps usually make me most irritable. There is a period of over-emotionalness, but for me that's usually right before it starts. Then I just feel crampy and gross, and for that reason prefer a bit more alone time.
I see, so kinda like a long stomach cramp (which are most unpleasant), only with a um...discharge? Yeah, that's the best word I can think of...
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Maybey they don't get really bad PMS because we treat them with respect, and like human beings.

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I mean, where would I be today if it wasn't for my dear [name removed for her safety, stalkers are bad]?
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PMS is just hormones raging. It all ends soon after it starts. Now only if these "godly" men could see that...


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I know. Can you imagine bleeding from your genitals every month for a few days? Gross, huh?
Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?


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You know what annoys us women during 'that time' most of all? If anything goes wrong, a man blaming it on PMS and not realizing the actual cause of the problem.
Note to men - you cannot use that time of the month as an excuse for every time you annoy us!
Why would a man need an excuse? You're a woman. Who cares if you are annoyed? Hehe, a man... *hehe*... giving a woman an excuse... ha!
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Girls get like that around that time of month because of hormones. You know how when we guys work out, we get a feeling of power and invincibility? That's what testosterone does to us. Estrogen in girls, well, that's a somewhat more... unstable compound...
It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.


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Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?
Your genitals don't swell up and spurt stuff out? I thought you feminazis had flower inflations and "aphrodite nectar" emissions?

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Your genitals don't swell up and spurt stuff out? I thought you feminazis had flower inflations and "aphrodite nectar" emissions?
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Of course, but they arn't half a foot long and protrude like your disgusting ones.
Regrettably, mine protrudes a bit more than half a foot and I'd like it if you didn't remind me of the last physical remnant of the curse of Ham between my legs. The teasing I get at the lodge is bad enough. You must have had a bad experience with some godless towel head that turned you to feminazi lezbiotic bulldykeanism because any godly True Christian man's tallwhacker is a respectable 4 inches tops; Not like those, as you put it, "disgusting ones".

This is why you should only have relations AFTER you're married, harlot!!!

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Regrettably, mine protrudes a bit more than half a foot and I'd like it if you didn't remind me of the last physical remnant of the curse of Ham between my legs. The teasing I get at the lodge is bad enough. You must have had a bad experience with some godless towel head that turned you to feminazi lezbiotic bulldykeanism because any godly True Christian man's tallwhacker is a respectable 4 inches tops; Not like those, as you put it, "disgusting ones".

This is why you should only have relations AFTER you're married, harlot!!!
4 inches tops? Where's the fun in that? Besides, guys can't control how big thier d**** are. Your arguement is weak.


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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 07-06-2007, 08:57 PM

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4 inches tops? Where's the fun in that? Besides, guys can't control how big thier tallywhackers are. Your arguement is weak.
There is no argument here, little missy. No one is saying that they control the size of their members. It just so happens to be a proven fact that True Christian men typically have tallywhackers that max out at 4 inches, just like Jesus. One inch placid, one for the Father, one for the son, and one for the Holy Spirit. PRAISE!!

If it so happens that the majority of True Christian males are of European Caucasoid decent so be it. You no doubt picked the length of 6 inches because you love the number 6 and you probably liked to have three men with oversized 6 inch tallywhackers defile you simultaneously back in the days before you chose to become a lezbean... Disgusting.
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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 07-06-2007, 09:56 PM

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There is no argument here, little missy. No one is saying that they control the size of their members. It just so happens to be a proven fact that True Christian men typically have tallywhackers that max out at 4 inches, just like Jesus. One inch placid, one for the Father, one for the son, and one for the Holy Spirit. PRAISE!!

If it so happens that the majority of True Christian males are of European Caucasoid decent so be it. You no doubt picked the length of 6 inches because you love the number 6 and you probably liked to have three men with oversized 6 inch tallywhackers defile you simultaneously back in the days before you chose to become a lezbean... Disgusting.
Not exactly, and what does the number 6 have anything to do with anything? Oh, let me guess, it's Satans number. Well, I could easily measure it in centimeters too. And you think 6 is oversized? How about 9? And where did you get the idea of the three men and the fact that I'm a lezbian? You should know me before you blow accusations like that.


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Default Re: Coping with PMS - 07-06-2007, 10:42 PM

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Not exactly, and what does the number 6 have anything to do with anything? Oh, let me guess, it's Satans number. Well, I could easily measure it in centimeters too. And you think 6 is oversized? How about 9? And where did you get the idea of the three men and the fact that I'm a lezbian?
Three 6-inch oversized tallywhackers simultaneously penetrating you makes you the living incarnation of 666. Do not play dumb with me, missy. You have never seen a 9 inch tallywhacker unless you've let a large male goat have its way with you in one of your wicker black sabbaths.

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Of course, but they aren't half a foot long and protrude like your disgusting ones.
Would any normal woman call a man's tallywhacker "disgusting"? Clearly, you are now a lezbean despite your past experiences as "pin cushion".

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You want to "know me"? As much as I'd love to see you stop carpet munching and as flattered as I am that my good True Christian looks have made you reconsider the lezbean lifestyle, I am a married man and very much in love with my wife. Sorry. There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.

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