[Rachael Van Helsing]

Actually, I'd say that people like fundie bible bashers and Dumbya Bush seem to show that de-volution also occurs.

Speaking of Dumbya, I wish Gore would try for Pres again. That guy is one of the few decent politicians I've seen. He actually cares for the planet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Actually, I'd say that people like fundie bible bashers and Dumbya Bush seem to show that de-volution also occurs.

Speaking of Dumbya, I wish Gore would try for Pres again. That guy is one of the few decent politicians I've seen. He actually cares for the planet.

Of course you want to see a sissy like Gore in office. In the same way that Cliton was "the first nigra president", Gore would have been "the first female president". Thankfully, Jesus saw fit to crush Gore's dreams into dust. He has found work as a travelling circus clown, the last I heard.

Now for once and for all, GET OUT of this MALE-ONLY thread, you wanton trollop!

[lilith]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Actually, I'd say that people like fundie bible bashers and Dumbya Bush seem to show that de-volution also occurs.

Speaking of Dumbya, I wish Gore would try for Pres again. That guy is one of the few decent politicians I've seen. He actually cares for the planet.

Yeah....funny that.

Are we SURE he's American? AND a politician?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Of course you want to see a sissy like Gore in office. In the same way that Cliton was "the first nigra president", Gore would have been "the first female president". Thankfully, Jesus saw fit to crush Gore's dreams into dust. He has found work as a travelling circus clown, the last I heard.

Now for once and for all, GET OUT of this MALE-ONLY thread, you wanton trollop!

Actually, from a demoncrat point of view, Clinton picked the perfect vice president.

Say you had the target in your sight. You'd start thinking... "If I take this guy out, Gore would be president. Damnit!!! It's not fair!!!"

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Actually, I'd say that people like fundie bible bashers and Dumbya Bush seem to show that de-volution also occurs.

Bah. You're clearly just saying that so you can wear the cool hat.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou

I think God knew what His plan was when He gave us that passage from Scripture, and it had nothing to do with the devil's little cotton fingers. Since you seem to be a little cranky, Mrs. Van Heinous, maybe your time for the garden shed is coming up soon.

Sounds more like she needs some time BEHIND THE WOODSHED, if you catch my drift.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Sounds more like she needs some time BEHIND THE WOODSHED, if you catch my drift.

Are you sure? I've heard that many "independent" women like that sort of thing.

[Lunadea]

Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson

Are you sure? I've heard that many "independent" women like that sort of thing.

According to my friend Charlene from the escort agency, a few fundie men like that sort of thing too, Mr Rev Dr Davidson, sir.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lunadea

According to my friend Charlene from the escort agency, a few fundie men like that sort of thing too, Mr Rev Dr Davidson, sir.

So then you admit to fraternizing with wanton trollops who peddle their bodies to anyone with a few coins in their pocket. Do you know that Jesus disapproves of whoredoms?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Bah. You're clearly just saying that so you can wear the cool hat.

The what now?

Originally Posted by OYK

Sounds more like she needs some time BEHIND THE WOODSHED, if you catch my drift.

Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson

Are you sure? I've heard that many "independent" women like that sort of thing.

I'll never tell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

The what now?

1,000 demerits for being caught in the MEN ONLY room. And another 1,000 for being witless.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

The what now?

Don't try and play all innocent, harlot! We know only too well what the crazed Darwinistas who would deny Christ's Resurrection actually believe!

[Arch Druid]

Women should be cherished, for they are the chalice of life. Without them, men would be incomplete. Without the feminine aspect of creation, all life would end.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Arch Druid

Women should be cherished, for they are the chalice of life. Without them, men would be incomplete. Without the feminine aspect of creation, all life would end.

You really are a queer, aren't you? I'll bet your mommy breastfed you until you were 9 years old and your daddy never beat you, right?

The Holy Bible is God's literal word, and He has plenty to say about females. Basically, they are cursed and should keep their traps shut. Which is the natural order of things, as they are all addle-headed anyway.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

By the way, do you know what the word "subjection" means? It sure doesn't mean feminazi bra burning or lezbean marriage. God used that particular word for a reason. Look it up HERE.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You really are a queer, aren't you? I'll bet your mommy breastfed you until you were 9 years old and your daddy never beat you, right?

The Holy Bible is God's literal word, and He has plenty to say about females. Basically, they are cursed and should keep their traps shut. Which is the natural order of things, as they are all addle-headed anyway.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

By the way, do you know what the word "subjection" means? It sure doesn't mean feminazi bra burning or lezbean marriage. God used that particular word for a reason. Look it up HERE.

I doubt that he does.

[Arch Druid]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You really are a queer, aren't you? I'll bet your mommy breastfed you until you were 9 years old and your daddy never beat you, right?

The Holy Bible is God's literal word, and He has plenty to say about females. Basically, they are cursed and should keep their traps shut. Which is the natural order of things, as they are all addle-headed anyway.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

By the way, do you know what the word "subjection" means? It sure doesn't mean feminazi bra burning or lezbean marriage. God used that particular word for a reason. Look it up HERE.

You must also remember that your apostle Paul was a closet homosexual who hated women, not to mention he was a murderer. Since the early Christian churches were founded by him, it's no wonder that he put his personal beliefs before that of Jesus. The entire Catholic faith is based off him, and what Constantine did for those elite few bishops. Every other permutation of Christianity evolved from the Catholics.

As for your old testament, it was written by little old men who feared for their power. They took young wives and used religion to keep them from searching out younger men who would cherish them. You worship at the foot of the Sun/Son, which is masculine. Without women, where would mankind be?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Arch Druid

You must also remember that your apostle Paul was a closet homosexual who hated women, not to mention he was a murderer. Since the early Christian churches were founded by him, it's no wonder that he put his personal beliefs before that of Jesus. The entire Catholic faith is based off him, and what Constantine did for those elite few bishops. Every other permutation of Christianity evolved from the Catholics.

Where in the Bible does it say any of that?

Originally Posted by Arch Homer

As for your old testament, it was written by little old men who feared for their power. They took young wives and used religion to keep them from searching out younger men who would cherish them. You worship at the foot of the Sun/Son, which is masculine. Without women, where would mankind be?

You call the Almighty God "little"? My Word. Of course Jesus is masculine, he's the Son of God. I suppose you worship the feminine Sun/Soy?
And without meddling women, we'd still be in the Garden of Eden, you lunatic!

[Arch Druid]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

You call the Almighty God "little"? My Word. Of course Jesus is masculine, he's the Son of God. I suppose you worship the feminine Sun/Soy?
And without meddling women, we'd still be in the Garden of Eden, you lunatic!

Perhaps you need the guidance of a professional. You seem wrapped up in the penis, whether through envy or some other reason.

May your God watch over you brother.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Arch Druid

You must also remember that your apostle Paul was a closet homosexual who hated women, not to mention he was a murderer. Since the early Christian churches were founded by him, it's no wonder that he put his personal beliefs before that of Jesus. The entire Catholic faith is based off him, and what Constantine did for those elite few bishops. Every other permutation of Christianity evolved from the Catholics.

Are you suggesting that Paul was some sort of anti-Christ, perverting the message of Jesus and corrupting Christianity?! I'd like to see you start a thread and defend such accusations!

(It's really not a topic for the Rules for Women thread, now is it?)

And Baptists are descended (faith-wise, not lineage-wise) from John the Baptist, who baptized Jesus! WE PRE-DATE CATHOLICS.

[Fallen Angel]

da only rule 4 women is 2 b = 2 men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u cant keep me out n im a woman n im posting in dis men only board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha