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Default Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-05-2007, 02:14 PM
Well guys, THIS is truly disgusting. It seems that the slants have been ordered by their "courts" to pay women to bleed from their sex organs. I can't imagine anything more ridiculous, can you?

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South Korean court orders menstruation pay

SEOUL, May 4 (UPI) -- South Korea's high court has upheld a ruling ordering Citibank Korea Inc., to pay menstruation leave allowances to former and current women employees.

The women filed suit against the bank after it refused to pay the allowances for two years, the Korea Times reports.

"It was mandatory for the bank to pay allowances for period leave based on regular pay to the defendants in accordance with the regulations of the Labor Standard Law," the lower court ruled.

It ordered Citibank Korea to pay $1,559 to each of the 1,298 former and current employees named in the suit.
This kind of slant feminazism just makes me sick.

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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-05-2007, 03:10 PM
Do those "women" over there really Bleed from you-know-where?

Why, how absolutely horrifying! Perhaps this is why America makes so many of Satan's Cotton Fingers - also, his 'Hot Dog rolls': To ship them over there in the interest of showing compassion to less-fortunate races
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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-06-2007, 04:55 PM
Great, now those cheap chink demons will probably be shoving knives and all sorts up there to try and make themselves bleed more to see if they can get a bonus. These little yellow folk make Jesus sick.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-06-2007, 05:02 PM
Godless Gooks are as they are.. Until we complete our national and Godly mission to eliminate the Earth of the A-Rabs we will have to bide our time with the gooks.




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-07-2007, 11:22 PM
Didn't those women's libbers have enough special privileges without this? This would never happen in decent, Biblically governed societies, where women stay at home, keeping house for their husbands and baking little soldiers for Jesus, and where they spend a week in the garden shed for their time of separation whenever their Aunt Flo comes to visit.

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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-08-2007, 12:41 AM
I am new here, but have been reading posts for some time now. Are you all for real or is this Candid Camera of the internet of some sort? Am I missing something? Didn't God make us all in his image and it has been said God makes no mistakes? Aren't we all his children? Jesus came to save our souls and make us right in God's sight. We are all God's children and he loves a sinner. Not that I am a sinner.
So what is with all the hate on this site in the name of God's son Jesus and what about his brother James who had a bigger following?
Women held a high place in the kingdom of God and Jesus, didn't he save Mary Magdallen? The things you say about women are deplorable! Have you no mother? Women are the givers of life and are to be honored at all times.
Is this what Baptists are all about. You people frighten me.
It's too bad Hitler didn't burn all the KJB at Kristalnacht.
I will pray for you all.
Oh by the way there is no Heaven or Hell! It's all a parable myth. No one is gong to burn!
Got news for ya too, no rapture. Only Aliens coming!

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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-08-2007, 01:35 AM
HOMER!!!!!
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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-08-2007, 03:33 AM
No the name is James. Homer is your brother.
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Oh by the way there is no Heaven or Hell! It's all a parable myth. No one is gong to burn!
Got news for ya too, no rapture. Only Aliens coming!
So the Bible is a parable myth but ET magically appearing to make your life all better is the truth? Friend, are you one of those depressed people that lays in bed all day?
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Is this what Baptists are all about. You people frighten me.
It's too bad Hitler didn't burn all the KJB at Kristalnacht.
So you think Hitler's problem was that he didn't persecute enough people, and we frighten you?

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-08-2007, 01:29 PM
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I am new here, but have been reading posts for some time now. Are you all for real or is this Candid Camera of the internet of some sort? Am I missing something? Didn't God make us all in his image and it has been said God makes no mistakes? Aren't we all his children? Jesus came to save our souls and make us right in God's sight.
Have you been spoonfed lies by pastor feelgood for so long, that you cannot even recognize the Word of God when you see it?

Jesus did not come to Save everyone: ONLY to Save the believers.
Being omnipotent, God knew everyone wouldn't believe in Him, and as such He only died (temporarily) for those who would.

He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved;
But he that believeth not shall be damned.
Mark 16:16

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Rubbish.
Chapter and verse!

You don't toss people in everlasting torment (hell) because you love them!

For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee.
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
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Not that I am a sinner.
No, of course not..
You deny God and call yourself saviour because you are so righteous.

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Women are the givers of life and are to be honored at all times.
God's Word disagrees with you.
Life comes from the man's seed btw.

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Is this what Baptists are all about. You people frighten me.
It's too bad Hitler didn't burn all the KJB at Kristalnacht.
I will pray for you all.
I'll second what Brother Temperance said..

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Oh by the way there is no Heaven or Hell! It's all a parable myth. No one is gong to burn!

A parable myth? Have you ever even READ the Bible?

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Got news for ya too, no rapture. Only Aliens coming!

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I see what's wrong now.. You're obviously insane!

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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Who said anything about ET?
Where in God's green earth did you get that Mullet?
You look like a Biker.
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I am new here, yet I feel free to insult God's Word and His Favorite Church as though I have standing.
We've noticed.
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God made man in His image. God made woman from man.

However, He only loves those who love Him. If you bothered to read the Bible, God's Word, instead of imagining what God would be if God were only what YOU wish God would be, then you'd know that.
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No, Jesus came to end animal sacrifices, while continuing enforcement of God's Law. If you read God's Word, you'd know that.
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You're a man wearing women's clothing; even if you were pure on all other levels, that still makes you an abomination unto God. If you read God's Word, you'd know that.
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So what is with all the hate on this site in the name of God's son Jesus and what about his brother James who had a bigger following?
Women held a high place in the kingdom of God and Jesus, didn't he save Mary Magdallen? The things you say about women are deplorable! Have you no mother? Women are the givers of life and are to be honored at all times.
Please quote the Scriptural sources for these bizarre beliefs. If you read God's Word, you'd know that there are no Scriptural sources for your lies. Try this quiz at Landoverbaptist.org! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...leofwomen.html
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Is this what Baptists are all about. You people frighten me.
We are all about following the Word of God. What are YOU all about, besides mocking Jesus?
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It's too bad Hitler didn't burn all the KJB at Kristalnacht.
Why would Hitler burn Bibles? Granted, he was a Catholic Mary-worshipper, but Jews didn't typically have Bibles of any sort.
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I will pray for you all.
To whom, Satan?
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Oh by the way there is no Heaven or Hell! It's all a parable myth. No one is gong to burn!
Got news for ya too, no rapture. Only Aliens coming!
Then what's the point of your praying?

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Who said anything about ET?
You did. "Only Aliens coming!" Or were you referring to wetbacks?
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Where in God's green earth did you get that Mullet?
You look like a Biker.
And you look like an abomination unto God. What's your point?

You seem to think that we True Christians use this site to share our personal beliefs. Not so!

We are here to tell people the Truth about God and Jesus, and what He says in His Word, the KJV1611 Bible. If you don't like God's Word, I suggest you take it up with Him!

Now, you might enjoy taking a few Bible Quizzes at www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html.

This one might be good for you: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...rhumanist.html
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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 05-08-2007, 07:38 PM
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Who said anything about ET?
Where in God's green earth did you get that Mullet?
You look like a Biker.
Who looks like a biker? And who has a mullet?
As I said... insane!

You need Jesus ASAP, boy! You're losing it!

If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Gooks to Pay Women to Bleed - 07-06-2007, 06:13 PM
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HOMER!!!!!
How does saying that make him a homer?

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