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For the love of God -
02-05-2016, 07:01 PM
I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.
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Re: For the love of God -
02-05-2016, 07:58 PM
How does this affect your Salvation? Bible book, chapter, and verse, please.
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Re: For the love of God -
02-05-2016, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by the meek
I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.
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Dear, this is an AMERICAN church forum, so please make an effort to speak PROPER AMERICAN.
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Re: For the love of God -
02-06-2016, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by the meek
I was just thinking about the love of God, and the generosity of anyone who turns to him they will have a place in Paradise for eternity. Regardless of race or nationality God will separate the goats from the sheep and his children will live together in peace.
With this in mind and to save any embarrassment between American souls and English ones. There are two informal words that could cause confusion. These are Bum and Fanny. In American English a bum is vargrant in English a bum is your backside. I can also be used as a verb, to bum is to enter into a homosexual act. So do not tell an Englishman that you have bummed around California. Additionally a Fanny is the informal for female genitals and not the backside as it is in America. So don't mention fanny packs, sweaty fannys or something being stuck to your fanny. It might be misunderstood.
I hope that this is helpful. Love and peace.
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What kind of an introduction is that?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: For the love of God -
02-06-2016, 07:48 PM
Well you certainly aren't meek about coming on here and getting people to think dirty thoughts about dirty body parts!
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Re: For the love of God -
02-07-2016, 11:47 AM
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Dear, this is an AMERICAN church forum, so please make an effort to speak PROPER AMERICAN.
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This is taken on board and in future I will. Just to clarify America is much admired in Europe it`s popular culture especially. Hank Williams and Johnny Cash are held as musical Heroes, as are Ray Charles and Curtis Mayfield, American comedy also is liked, Sienfeld and Woody Allen are much loved. And the contribution to fine art made by Andy Warhol and Robert Maplethorp is undeniable.
Love and peace
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Re: For the love of God -
02-07-2016, 06:05 PM
Interesting tastes you have there, friend:
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Hank Williams
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Farm Emo
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Johnny Cash
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Farm Emo
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Ray Charles
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Negro
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Curtis Mayfield
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Negro
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Sienfeld
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Jewish
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Woody Allen
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Very Jewish
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Andy Warhol
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Sodomite
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Robert Maplethorp
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: For the love of God -
02-07-2016, 06:53 PM
Mr. Meek, you are a strange bird indeed. I believe that your language skills are likely lacking. Your understanding of American is minimal and you have learned what little you know from the godless English who come to your country for a cheap vacation, Spain being the Mexico of Europe. This difficulty is causing confusion in our ranks as to whether you are here to vex us or you are just plain stupid. Will you please make clear your intentions?
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Re: For the love of God -
02-08-2016, 06:30 AM
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This is taken on board and in future I will. Just to clarify America is much admired in Europe it`s popular culture especially. Hank Williams and Johnny Cash are held as musical Heroes, as are Ray Charles and Curtis Mayfield, American comedy also is liked, Sienfeld and Woody Allen are much loved. And the contribution to fine art made by Andy Warhol and Robert Maplethorp is undeniable.
Love and peace
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Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals
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Re: For the love of God -
02-16-2016, 04:12 PM
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Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals
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Amen! Hellywood is a haven for sin.
John 3:8 - He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
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Re: For the love of God -
02-17-2016, 09:52 AM
There is no such langauge as American, if you are from the USA you speak English wuth a few alterations in wording ect but it is still English, originating from England. English is also a cultural blend of other languages with influences from Latin, Ancient Greek, French, Spanish, Italian, German and many others
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Re: For the love of God -
02-17-2016, 10:03 AM
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There is no such langauge as American, if you are from the USA you speak English wuth a few alterations in wording ect but it is still English, originating from England. English is also a cultural blend of other languages with influences from Latin, Ancient Greek, French, Spanish, Italian, German and many others
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Dear Mr. Shower,
The scholars disagree.
1. The atheist/false Christian scholars have published highly-cited and appreciated works since the early 20th century that not only mention the American language but where this most perfect of tongues is the principal subject!
In fact, whole University Departments concentrate on the study of this magnificent idiom!
2. As the first versions of the Bible were written in the vernacular of that day (Jooish or the language of the Grease nations), the actual word "America" is not mentioned there. However, we have good reasons to believe that American was the "language of the heart and soul" that Jesus had in mind when the Bible was originally authored.
However, the actual concept of the Godly US of A, of America, is explicitly mentioned in the Epistles:
1 Peter 2:9
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:
These words must refer to America. Hence, once again, your claims collapse.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: For the love of God -
02-18-2016, 07:37 AM
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Jerry seinfeld is a godmocking heathen, and this forum is for discussions about Christianity. Not hellywood lieberals
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Spot on re: Seinfeld and Hellywood
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Re: For the love of God -
02-25-2016, 08:19 PM
You are all using English you foolish septics.
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Re: For the love of God -
02-25-2016, 08:26 PM
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You are all using English you foolish septics.
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1. I don't know what God-forsaken dialect you're using, but your word of "septic" seems to differ from the American meaning of this word (= a drainage system using a septic tank).
2. We're not speaking English. I listen to BBC sometimes, and here in the Godly American Midwest I do not hear anyone speaking like that. Here are just a few differences listed.
3. Have you even bothered to read Brother Elmer's excellent dissertation on this subject just a few posts above?
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Re: For the love of God -
02-25-2016, 08:36 PM
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You are all using English you foolish septics.
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Indeed? Do you imagine Deaner sitting around sharing stories with the Church Youths like this?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: For the love of God -
02-25-2016, 08:40 PM
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2. We're not speaking English. I listen to BBC sometimes, and here in the Godly American Midwest I do not hear anyone speaking like that. Here are just a few differences listed.
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Here's another helpful resource.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: For the love of God -
03-01-2016, 06:25 AM
"Must be America".By that logic, it could be any country and since Americans are descendants of Europeans, it's probably an European country.
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Re: For the love of God -
03-02-2016, 07:58 PM
Love and peace to you all. I am planning to celebrate Easter in Portugal this year and will probably be speaking a bit of Portugese (not English or American) whilst watch the image of our lady passing in the parade, am I heading straight to hell?
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Re: For the love of God -
03-03-2016, 12:19 AM
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Love and peace to you all. I am planning to celebrate Easter in Portugal this year and will probably be speaking a bit of Portugese (not English or American) whilst watch the image of our lady passing in the parade, am I heading straight to hell?
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Below is the translation of the highlighted passage for those unfamiliar with irrational Catholic customs:
"I am planning to celebrate ancient pagan holidays which pass for Easter in the heathen country of Portugal this year, and I will probably be speaking a bit of that terrible dialect of Latin they call "Portuguese" (instead of speaking proper American as God intended us to do), while participating in a pagan cult centered around an image of a long dead woman, that will be paraded around."
Why on Earth would you want to do such a terrible thing?!
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