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Default Re: Over 120 dead in France - 11-16-2015, 03:23 PM

France is guilty of many sins, not the least of which is pornography. No doubt this is their just punishment. My grandpappy, Abner Elihu Birch, brought back a large collection of French postcards from WWII to expose their sin. He shared these with Head Deacon, Brother Mayhew, after which they burned them out back of Rocky Mount Primitive Baptist church. My daddy, Eleazer Birch, may have kept one or two. At least I found one tucked in Daniel 7 of his Holy 1620 KJV.

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27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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Default Re: Over 120 dead in France - 11-18-2015, 07:32 AM

And this is how God will rid the world of Heathens.

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'Suicide bomber dead' after raid targeting Paris attacks mastermind

A woman has died after detonating a suicide belt during a police raid in Saint-Denis targeting the suspected mastermind behind the deadly Paris attacks
The process of self elimination. God is a genius! Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Over 120 dead in France - 11-18-2015, 06:31 PM

This all reminds me of Hitlers brilliant strategy. He first got the poor joos and nigras to fight each other in the ghettos. Once they had wiped each other out, it was an easy task to determine who was who and load them onto trains (this is already being done in hungry).
If the towel heads try and come here, we can put them in Murray Silverstains place in the catskills.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Over 120 dead in France - 11-21-2015, 02:05 AM

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting pretty sick of this. Every time I turn on the TV, all I hear is some reporters going on and on about the Mooslim terrorists in France. Like France was important or something. Hey, the only thing they ever invented over there was French fries, French toast and homos.

And now it's just gotten worse. In the past 24 hours the liberal media is obsessed with some terrorist attack in Mali. I mean is Mali even a country?

I asked my accounting people to check to see if my company even sold anything to Mali in the past year. All they could come up with is that - thanks to privatization - we did get a US government no-bid contract to ship them food aid, an opportunity we used to unload several container loads of made-in-China food products that had been declared unsafe by the Chink authorities due to contamination from one of our metal-plating factories near Shanghai. Seems that our black ops people also shipped a few million dollars worth of weapons and ammo to an "NCO" in Mali, but that was through a third party buyer in the Ukraine, one of them Orange Revolution "freedom fighter" groups we organized, so it was "off the books" if you know what I mean.


Ukrainian freedom fighters, helping the people of Mali

Thankfully, Fox News limits its coverage of foreign events to no more than 5% of their programming, and often it's less than that. I mean what would you rather hear about, some pissant countries like France and Mali, or really important stuff like the War on Christmas™ and Sarah Palin's botox treatments?

So I think that everyone just needs to calm down. Stop worrying about terrorists all the time - just vote Republican and you'll be safe. And remember, Thanksgiving is next week - we got lots of hormone-fattened turkeys just waiting for you and your loved ones. And one day later is the beginning of Christmas shopping season, a sacred time of year endorsed by Jesus Christ himself! Don't spoil these happy times with worry about some foreigners wearing suicide vests (made by my company at our clothing factories in China!). America is an exceptional country - bad things only happen over there in other countries that we're bombing, so you and your family are safe.


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