[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

FTFY.

You have a good point, Didymus. From looking at his posts, it definitely seems like he either hasn't read the Bible or has just skimmed over a few parts without bothering to pay attention to the words or the context.

[Raybird]

Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Raybird

Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

Mr. Ray, please do not speak to the lovely Miss Esther in such a casual, un-gentlemanly fashion. You seem like you are drooling over the young lady, but she already has an honorable suitor, one who always far more godly and manly than you.


Esther, dear, what pies have you made for Samuel yet?

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Raybird

Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

And I hope you're asking for Jesus' forgiveness, not Esther's, liar!

[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by Raybird

Dear Esther B

I read the Bible but as I said before it was a long time ago. I am going to correct that situation and get caught up. Please forgive me.

Thank you

Ray

As Brother Witch Hammer said, you should be asking Jesus to forgive you. It's not up to me to say if you're forgiven or not.

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

Mr. Ray, please do not speak to the lovely Miss Esther in such a casual, un-gentlemanly fashion. You seem like you are drooling over the young lady, but she already has an honorable suitor, one who always far more godly and manly than you.


Esther, dear, what pies have you made for Samuel yet?

Thank you, Sister Elizabeth! I've made him chocolate pecan, apple, venison, chicken, and turkey pies. I'm going to make him a pork and bacon pie tomorrow.

[Des]

I haven't had a decent pie since the missus died. Deported one of my gook staff to China last week when she offered me a sushi roll. There I was, expecting a sweet pastry like a Swiss roll and the witch offers me raw fish wrapped in rice and something black with a daub of green bubblegum on the side. What in blazes is wrong with those filthy Chinawomen from Tokyo?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Esther, that's a lovely assortment! Make a cherry one next; nothing besides apple is more American than a lovely cherry pie! Brother Des, I just sent you a package of an apple pie, a cherry pie, a venison pie, a bacon pie, and a pecan pie. I hope that you can find a lovely American cook soon.