[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

So how old is the earth, then?

About 4 and a half billion years old.

[Marshall]

Damn you're dense. You really haven't read the Good Book have you?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Marshall

Damn you're dense. You really haven't read the Good Book have you?

I have, actually.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fish

I have, actually.

Um, Brother Marshall was referring to the Holy KJV1611 bible, not your Harry Potter collection of satanic spells....

[Marshall]

Originally Posted by Fish

I have, actually.

Apparently not since earlier you actually claimed the planet was four something billion years old despite the Bible clearly stating the contrary.

Count the Generations of Jesus back from His blessed birth and what is the answer to Brother Temperances question? You see? The world isn't as confusing if you ignore the worldly and embrace the Godly.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Fish

About 4 and a half billion years old.

*Sigh* No scripture to back it up. Fish, when will you admit that you aren't a Christian? As long as you claim to be a christian you will be subject to a higher standard even if you truly are a pseudo-christian.

This latest infraction earns you doubt your last amount: 90 infraction points. Next time it will be 180, then 360, then 720, then 1440, then 2880... at which point you will definitely have incurred enough points for banning.


You have been warned.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

*Sigh* No scripture to back it up.

Do you need scripture to back everything up? Can you back up with scripture who will win the tri-nations series this year?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fish

Do you need scripture to back everything up? Can you back up with scripture who will win the tri-nations series this year?

Imbecile! Do you really imagine that we are gathered here to discuss such secular nonsense as heathen gambling on sodomite sports? We are here to PRAISE GOD ALMIGHTY, and take refuge in His Holy Words. The Holy KJV1611 Bible does, in fact, "back everything up". Try reading it sometime, homer.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Fish

Do you need scripture to back everything up? Can you back up with scripture who will win the tri-nations series this year?

If it involves the Word of God, YES!!!! DEFINITELY!!! Otherwise people could just make anything up and claim its God's will like you are doing.

It will not be tolerated. By not being able to actually find support for any mary-worshipping gribble you spew from your satanic tongue you are demonstrating to not only everyone who reads your posts, but also to yourself, that your beliefs are false. Seeing that you must realize your own follies, the only logical conclusion is that you are willingly and intentionally blaspheming the Word of God.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Fish

About 4 and a half billion years old.

Given that the Bible records all generations from Adam (created when the earth was six days old) to Jesus, and given that Jesus was born about 2006 years ago, how the hell can you even pretend to justify that?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Given that the Bible records all generations from Adam (created when the earth was six days old) to Jesus, and given that Jesus was born about 2006 years ago, how the hell can you even pretend to justify that?

6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fish

6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?

Yes, I'm sure the Holy Bible would seem "odd" to a degenerate mary-worshipper like you. We True Christians follow the LITERAL Word of God, not some doctored up, watered down papist claptrap.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Fish

6 days is 6 time spans. It is scientifically accurate. They were not 6 24 hour periods.

Adam named all the animals in one day, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you if it were all done in a literal day?

No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

No, because he had a good Protestant work ethic! Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?

Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Fish

Protestant work ethic? Was Adam a protestant?

Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Yes. He was a proto-protestant because the religion of JESUS has not yet been profaned by the homosexual cult of fish-head Catholic AntiChrists.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but you might be right. As unbiblical as your comment was Adam as a protestant makes perfect sense. (Even though the protestant reform is a few thousand years away). It makes sense because Adam rebelled against God, just like in the protestant reform.

Thanks to Jesus (a Catholic), we have the Bible, sacred church traditions, and the effects of Adam (the protestant) has been undone.

[Marshall]

Oh you're DEFINATELY going to Hell for calling Jesus Christ, our Lord and sweet Saviour of Mankind, a Mary worshipping, statue praying, Saint loving, gold dress wearing, Christ mocking(irony),fish hat doffing, alterboy diddling, inscense burning, chant speaking follower of the Nazi Anti-Christ Pope!
Jesus was NEVER a damned Catholic.

You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Marshall

You need to accept Him as your personal Lord and Saviour.

Jesus *is* my Lord and Saviour. Is He your Lord and Saviour?

[Marshall]

I'm asking the questions here Homer.
You make claims to Christ yet doubt His lineage to Adam?

Not much of a believer are you?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Where in the Bible does it refer to 6 time spans, you blaspheming crackhead?

Nice attempt at dodging the question, my fishy friend.