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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 01:27 AM

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Sounds suspect even from the point of view of your fairy tale..
Genesis 1
[25] And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
Not a very Godly way to treat something that your book says is good
Silly pasta slurper, I don't tell you what your made up manual says. Don't come in here and tell me what my 100% bona fide two millennia old historical document that has stood the test of time says.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.


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Silly pasta slurper, I don't tell you what your made up manual says. Don't come in here and tell me what my 100% bona fide two millennia old historical document that has stood the test of time says.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Yes your book say you have dominion over creation but also says you have to be nice to it...

Proverbs 12:10 A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.


Not even bothering to quote from the true Gospel, just pointing out you can't even manage to live by the teachings of the ancient camel herders that you follow.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 01:53 AM

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I can't see any difference.
Are all white christoids colourblind, or just you?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 02:18 AM

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Yes your book say you have dominion over creation but also says you have to be nice to it...

Proverbs 12:10 A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.

Not even bothering to quote from the true Gospel, just pointing out you can't even manage to live by the teachings of the ancient camel herders that you follow.
Indeed, sir. You honor me.

My general dislike for insects that bring pestilence is soundly supported in the Word.

Exodus 10:12-15
And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left.
And Moses stretched forth his rod over the land of Egypt, and the LORD brought an east wind upon the land all that day, and all that night; and when it was morning, the east wind brought the locusts.
And the locust went up over all the land of Egypt, and rested in all the coasts of Egypt: very grievous were they; before them there were no such locusts as they, neither after them shall be such.
For they covered the face of the whole earth, so that the land was darkened; and they did eat every herb of the land, and all the fruit of the trees which the hail had left: and there remained not any green thing in the trees, or in the herbs of the field, through all the land of Egypt.[/quote]


It's only natural that they should be the stars in a child's passion play.



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 02:34 AM

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Indeed, sir. You honor me.

My general dislike for insects that bring pestilence is soundly supported in the Word.

Exodus 10:12-15
And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the land of Egypt for the locusts, that they may come up upon the land of Egypt, and eat every herb of the land, even all that the hail hath left.
And Moses stretched forth his rod over the land of Egypt, and the LORD brought an east wind upon the land all that day, and all that night; and when it was morning, the east wind brought the locusts.
And the locust went up over all the land of Egypt, and rested in all the coasts of Egypt: very grievous were they; before them there were no such locusts as they, neither after them shall be such.
For they covered the face of the whole earth, so that the land was darkened; and they did eat every herb of the land, and all the fruit of the trees which the hail had left: and there remained not any green thing in the trees, or in the herbs of the field, through all the land of Egypt.

It's only natural that they should be the stars in a child's passion play.
So in your myths the insects were the instruments of your sadistic Gods will, so why do you torture them?

You really should read the true Gospel, it has a lot more laughs in it, much more entertaining to read...

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It’s not known exactly what occurred during this time of Noah and the Pirates, but enough historical texts have survived through the years to get a rough picture of the events that transpired. Noah, alone except for his animals/ballast, propelled by jealousy and maybe a group of talking seals, set forth in search of Pastafarians. Unfortunately for Noah, he found one of the most bad-ass Pirate ships around, and started talking way too much smack. The Pastafarians, being above all peaceful, and maybe drunk, ignored his verbal abuse. It was only when Noah, ever the dick, physically attacked the Pastafarian ship by hurling from his bow the pointiest of animals (Possibly these were porcupines. Also, some scholars believe that Noah might have hurled stab-rabbits, a since extinct species of rabbit possessing weaponlike points all over its body. Despite their love of sex, the stab-rabbits ultimately went extinct because they could not bring themselves to go through with copulation, the pain being too great – much like modern-day men who are married to fatties.) that the Pastafarians took notice. We are told that the largest, scariest of the Pastafarians swam, or maybe just jumped, from ship to ship – they were that powerful – and confronted Noah.

Immediately seeing the error of his ways, Noah offered some turtles or something as way of apologizing. The Pastafarians probably having plenty of their own turtles, (Giant ones for riding) said no to the deal, and proceeded to intimidate the bejesus out of Noah. We don’t know exactly what was said, but it’s clear that Noah wet himself to such an extent that even the Christians associate him with “the Great Flood” (Although they have wisely developed another description of events.) Needless to say, he never mistreated animals again – not even chickens, who are pretty much asking for it. (There are no mentions of Pirates or grog, and only a few of wenches in the Christian Bible.)
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 05:56 AM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:17 AM

1. wrong, rape isnt viking, its voldtægt in danish.
2. wrong
3. wrong
4. what? oh wrong again
5. wrong wrong wrong
6. nope that was the swedes, just call one from there.
7. are you sure it wasnt a tv show from USA?
8. wrong again.

So what did this tell us? christians in this forum are far far far away from the real world, time to wake up.

Oh and the danish flag is red and white. And we are the world happiest place on earth, just google or youtube that and you will see.

Is the bible really this old? this is how stupid ppl was like 2000 years ago.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:26 AM

Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity!
How is it possible to be soo piffleing stupid?

Let me point out a few things you got wrong, just a few dont have all day...

Wrong flag
Viking is a warrior, but mostly they were merchants
Pippi Longstockings is swedish.
Rape is a serious crime in Denmark, punishable by about 6-8 years in prison

Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers...

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Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity!
How is it possible to be soo piffleing stupid?

Let me point out a few things you got wrong, just a few dont have all day...

Wrong flag
Viking is a warrior, but mostly they were merchants
Pippi Longstockings is swedish.
Rape is a serious crime in Denmark, punishable by about 6-8 years in prison

Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers...

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Oh well, I guess the smiley face makes all of your insults and modern liebral history rewriting okay then.

If vikings were nothing but traders, then why were they feared so much? I was raised in the days of door to door salesmen, we didn't fear these merchants.


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1. wrong, rape isnt viking, its voldtægt in danish.
So you are denying Vikings to be rapists? Or are you denying Vikings to be Danes?

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You say that a lot, yet you never give a reason. Is Danish education that bad?

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So what did this tell us? christians in this forum are far far far away from the real world, time to wake up.
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness'lier sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

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Is the bible really this old? this is how stupid ppl was like 2000 years ago.
The KJV1611 Holy Bible is, surprise surprise, from 1611. I leave it up to you to find a smart Dane (if those even exist) to calculate for you how long ago that is.


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Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity!

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Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers...
Sorry, but racism is not tolerated on this board at all. You have a lot of nerve judging all Americans and Baptists and lumping them together in a stereotype. Instead of being so full of hate and talking bad about a different country's people, why don't you be more open-minded and tolerant? Show some respect to people of different beliefs and cultures.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:41 AM

Go read some other book than the bible you ignorant dimwitt...
New discoveries show that the vikings mainly traded, however they did also raid churches and the like...

What do you care about them raiding Catholic churches?

and additional correction to one the posts here...
The Vikings DID go to significant places, France, England, The Americas, Italy...

Yes, thats right the Vikings discovered the Americas...

And btw... aint it just great to know that some of you have Viking ancestors?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:41 AM

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Yet another testimony to American ignorance and stupidity! How is it possible to be soo piffleing stupid?
You must have a lot of friends with that attitude.

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Viking is a warrior, but mostly they were merchants
So you are denying Vikings to be rapists? Why do Danes always refuse to take responsibility? No doubt you are denying Rasmussen cheated in the Tour de France as well.

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Pippi Longstockings is swedish.
No. Proof? Here!

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Go to hell you ignorant baptist piffleers...
I won't, you however will burn there for ever and ever .


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:43 AM

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Why on earth do the Denmarkish insist on being referred to as a dog breed?



This is what they aspire to? A most perverted, beastly and bestial people!
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Danish you *** ***. Get it right.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:44 AM

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Oh well, I guess the smiley face makes all of your insults and modern liebral history rewriting okay then.

If vikings were nothing but traders, then why were they feared so much? I was raised in the days of door to door salesmen, we didn't fear these merchants.
well well well. interesting idea about the vikings if you had been studying about the vikings you would know at least some of these things:

1. Vikings were also swedes and norwegians
2. Vikings did not have horns on their helmets even though every cartoon depicts them with horns. It is because of the people in England. They were afraid when the vikings raided them and began to make stories that they would use to scare little children. INCLUDING the idea that vikings were mainly a warrior-like people.
3. Vikings WERE traders AND raiders, though mostly traders. One theory about their reasons for rading were of the women they could kidnap from England or other countries. Women were a rare merchandise in scandinavia back in the viking age
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:47 AM

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8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!





Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
You're not even trying with this post. Were you tired? Probably. And I see you got that flag from Wikipedia which you seem to think is an evil site. Very funny.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:47 AM

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Go read some other book than the bible you ignorant dimwitt...
I do read other things besides the KJV1611 Holy Bible. Your insane postings for example.

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New discoveries show that the vikings mainly traded
Was this before or after they saved innocent orphans? No matter how you twist it, Vikings raped a lot of people. Denying that only shows the world what Danes are really like.

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What do you care about them raiding Catholic churches?
I could not care less about that. My mission is just to explain why God hates Denmark so much.

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The Vikings DID go to significant places, France, England
I already mentioned that. And once they arrived they started raping people. Which you keep denying.

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Yes, thats right the Vikings discovered the Americas...
I assure you there were people living there before you arrived. The people already living there discovered it earlier don't you think?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:51 AM

Indeed, that is one of the more common views on Americans...

Vikings did indeed rape, but a lot of these stories were also made up by the English, Because often the Vikings were respectlable, well dressed men, so the women chose to leave with them. Pity it watered down our noble blood...

Moving on to Pippi...

She is a real character created by Astrid Lindgren, a swedish author.

Here is the proof if you want to see it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking


and sorry, but hell is a real place, it does not exist... only in the bible which is pure fiction... sorry
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if you had been studying about the vikings
Unlike you, I have.

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1. Vikings were also swedes and norwegians
Did I deny this? No!

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]2. Vikings did not have horns on their helmets even though every cartoon depicts them with horns.
Did I contradict this? No!

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]3. Vikings WERE traders AND raiders
Did I say otherwise? No!

Stop talking nonsense and start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible!


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Vikings did indeed rape
I am glad to see someone from Denmark finally admitting this.

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often the Vikings were respectlable, well dressed men, so the women chose to leave with them
Are there actually people who believe this?

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Moving on to Pippi... She is a real character created by Astrid Lindgren, a swedish author. Here is the proof if you want to see it... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking
My Internet filter prevents me from visiting porn sites.

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and sorry, but hell is a real place, it does not exist... only in the bible which is pure fiction... sorry
We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?


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