[mrted9]

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by mrted9

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

If you want to learn about Christianity, start at Genesis 1:1 and stop at Revelation 22:21.

See you in a few weeks.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[mrted9]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

If you want to learn about Christianity, start at Genesis 1:1 and stop at Revelation 22:21.

See you in a few weeks.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Am I accepted as black man here?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by mrted9

Am I accepted as black man here?

Of course, DUH!!!



Even the lesser races have a shot at Redemption.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by mrted9

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

Jambo, Abdul! That means hello in African. I learned it from Tarzan movies. I assume you a Nigerian due to the gratuitous capitalizations in your writing. I receive messages from your countrymen all the time wanting me to engage in nefarious dealings that will net me thousands of dollars (USD). I am sorry you are a Muslim. Are you thirsty to kill Christians to make jihad?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Dear Filthy Mudslime Heathen;

Welcome to God's favorite forum, where you have been offered one final chance to avoid an eternity in hellfire, right next to Moohamad and Osama Bin Laden. Please tell us about yourself. How many goats have you married?

Please take a moment to read through THIS thread, and answer the questions posed.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[mrted9]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Jambo, Abdul! That means hello in African. I learned it from Tarzan movies. I assume you a Nigerian due to the gratuitous capitalizations in your writing. I receive messages from your countrymen all the time wanting me to engage in nefarious dealings that will net me thousands of dollars (USD). I am sorry you are a Muslim. Are you thirsty to kill Christians to make jihad?

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by mrted9

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

But you are garbage. The Holy Bible says that you are a worthless antichrist turd in God's loving eyes, at least until you become Saved®.

1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by mrted9

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

Have you given us a reason not to treat you like garbage, boy? Get right with Christ!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Don't you just love it when the standard of someone's English improves so quickly? We start out with his idea of pidgin English here:

Originally Posted by mrted9

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong.

and yet less than an hour later, in post 3, we see this:

Originally Posted by mrted9

That is so Stereotypical Man. I came Here for Forgiveness, Not to Be treated like Garbage!

Apart from the random capitalization (and the rather quaint use of "Man" - is this the 1960s?) that's perfect. Well done, Ted!

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Don't you just love it when the standard of someone's English improves so quickly? We start out with his idea of pidgin English here:



and yet less than an hour later, in post 3, we see this:



Apart from the random capitalization (and the rather quaint use of "Man" - is this the 1960s?) that's perfect. Well done, Ted!

That's due to the power of Jesus Christ surging through him.
Praise the Lord!

[Faith_Machine]

Yes, praise Him! If God wants this fellow to be able to communicate enough to learn about Jesus from us, He is more than capable of giving the poor guy a little language upgrade.

He is truly a way-maker.

Shout GLORY!

[arthur frayn]

Originally Posted by mrted9

English is second language, sorry if I Spell Wrong. My name is Abdul, and I am African Muslim. I have come here to learn Christianity! I want to say hello to everyone, and hope I am Welcomed here.

For starters, you need to learn Godly english, including reading.
If you are serious, you will have to read only the english version of the KJ Bible, as any translation (if indeed there are any) would be highly suspect in any african or muslim language. Anyone who speaks these languages, let alone can read them would have their own twisted biased interpetation of the KJB. The KJB cannot be translated into these foreign lingos.
-c-

[Quentin W (On Moderation)]

run fast and run far.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Quentin W

run fast and run far.

So the police can shoot him for running while black?

Quite machiavellian of you, dear!

[Morton Weinstein]

A cautious welcome to you. My mother always said, "When you greet a stranger, never stand too close, lest his light be hidden or his darkness obscured." She was such a freak.

Anyway, like you, I was once a wretched, unclean person with a blackened soul. The good people of Landover Baptist Church held me accountable for killing Christ. Once I realized that I was a murderer of the Son of the Most High God, I repented of my sins and accepted the Messiah into my heart. You will need to renounce your allegiance to the false prophet Moosehanded, and declare your belief that Jesus is so much more than just a prophet - He is God Himself, who is also His Son. After you have prayed for forgiveness of your sins, you must learn more about the Lord by reading His word, the King James 1611 version of the Holy Bible. That qu'ran thing makes a nice bird cage liner.

Next, you will have to withdraw from your pilot license program. There can be no high rise buildings in your future if you love Jesus. You should sell any farm animals with which you have been intimate and even those with whom you have not. (Luke 18:22)

Friend, you still have a chance to avoid the damnation that all followers of false religions like Islam and Joodyism will face eventually. Take advantage of that chance. I did. Now I am heaven bound, and will one day sit at the feet of the Savior that I killed. How many people can say that?

With brotherhood and prayer,
Morton

[Des]

Abdul seems to be a Stealth Negro, which seems contradictory as the dark skin of the average Negro makes them ideal for stealthy criminal activities. But Abdul is a Stealth Negro in that his bleached skin would allow him to pass as white to a casual or careless observer.

These are the truly dangerous Negroes. Obama is only half Stealth Negro, and he fooled enough Americans to get elected. Do not underestimate the damage a single Stealth Negro can do!