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Default Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 02:30 AM
Hello everyone! I am Leona and I want to be closer to the Lord. I am new to this forum and it is nice to meet people that wish to follow the Bible. I have met women that say they are "Baptist" yet, they don't even read the Bible. I have started reading he Bible to get rid of my sins and be a good Christian wife. It is lovely to meet all of you!!
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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 02:50 AM
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Hello everyone! I am Leona and I want to be closer to the Lord. I am new to this forum and it is nice to meet people that wish to follow the Bible. I have met women that say they are "Baptist" yet, they don't even read the Bible. I have started reading he Bible to get rid of my sins and be a good Christian wife. It is lovely to meet all of you!!
So whose property wife/daughter are you?

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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 02:56 AM
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Hello everyone! I am Leona and I want to be closer to the Lord. I am new to this forum and it is nice to meet people that wish to follow the Bible. I have met women that say they are "Baptist" yet, they don't even read the Bible. I have started reading he Bible to get rid of my sins and be a good Christian wife. It is lovely to meet all of you!!
I just wanted to share some more about myself. I thought about joining a church but the ones I am around are not what I am looking for. I came to this website and I was hooked!!! People here know how to follow God and his commandments. This is what I want. I love this website and I can tell the people here are TRUE DEVOTED CHRISTIANS. PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!! I want to be more in touch with the God! I also hope to find a wonderful Christian man too. my favorite verse that I discovered when doing my research: “Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22). I need a man to put me in place. But I will get into that later.
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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 03:06 AM
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I just wanted to share some more about myself. I thought about joining a church but the ones I am around are not what I am looking for. I came to this website and I was hooked!!! People here know how to follow God and his commandments. This is what I want. I love this website and I can tell the people here are TRUE DEVOTED CHRISTIANS. PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!! I want to be more in touch with the God! I also hope to find a wonderful Christian man too. my favorite verse that I discovered when doing my research: “Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.” (Ephesians 5:22). I need a man to put me in place. But I will get into that later.
Hello, Madame Leona.

It is not at all arduous to begin your path to becoming a True Christian™.
Just follow your KJV Bible WORD FOR WORD, EXACTLY AS WRITTEN, and you will be fine.

I would first make sure your father will give you permission to even post within the forums.

Rules for newcomers are HERE. Please be respectful towards all elders and True Christian™ Men and Women. Your rights within the forum are HERE. If any are violated, please contact a Pastor.

Please enjoy your stay, Madame.

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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 03:19 AM
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So whose property wife/daughter are you?
I have never been married, never had a boyfriend either and I am still a virgin. I hope to be a wife in a future with how ever many kids my husband and the LORD wants me to have.

You are disrespectful. I am the PROPERTY OF GOD AND THE LORD AND MY HUSBAND THAT I WILL MEET IN THE FUTURE!!
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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 03:24 AM
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Hello, Madame Leona.

It is not at all arduous to begin your path to becoming a True Christian™.
Just follow your KJV Bible WORD FOR WORD, EXACTLY AS WRITTEN, and you will be fine.

I would first make sure your father will give you permission to even post within the forums.

Rules for newcomers are HERE. Please be respectful towards all elders and True Christian™ Men and Women. Your rights within the forum are HERE. If any are violated, please contact a Pastor.

Please enjoy your stay, Madame.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT
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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 03:40 AM
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I have never been married, never had a boyfriend either and I am still a virgin. I hope to be a wife in a future with how ever many kids my husband and the LORD wants me to have.

You are disrespectful. I am the PROPERTY OF GOD AND THE LORD AND MY HUSBAND THAT I WILL MEET IN THE FUTURE!!
And until the time your father decides to sell you to your new master, you are owned by your father. Exodus 21:7

You should read the Bible cover to cover before you start flapping your gums, belligerent harpy.
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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 04:23 AM
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...You are disrespectful...
Everyone needs a hobby.

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...You should read the Bible cover to cover before you start flapping your gums, belligerent harpy.
If only they would.

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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 04:50 AM
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Hello everyone! I am Leona and I want to be closer to the Lord. I am new to this forum and it is nice to meet people that wish to follow the Bible. I have met women that say they are "Baptist" yet, they don't even read the Bible. I have started reading he Bible to get rid of my sins and be a good Christian wife. It is lovely to meet all of you!!
Dear Leona, How wonderful that you want to grow closer to our Lord Jesus! He assures us in the following verses that if we seek him then we will find him.


Praise the Lord that you found this Godly Forum! Landover Baptist Church members are True Christians!

Matthew 7:7
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
Matthew 7:8
for every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
Luke 11:9
And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
Luke 11:10
For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Default Re: Greetings!!! - 12-11-2014, 05:29 AM
Welcome, my dear. As a married woman, your favorite verse is so important! It is the cornerstone to my marriage. My husband leads, I follow. It's simple, and the marriage is a godly one. Also, miss, please do not write in all caps. That is Internet language for screaming at someone, and a screaming woman, unless you are sure in your faith as a Christian woman and are beating in the sense of Christ to an unsaved fool, is a screaming harpy, not a lady. Just a friendly reminder. Also, women are property of their father, than their husband. God has entrusted us to the loving care and ownership of our father and then our husband.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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