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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 11:54 PM

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I am looking forward to Hawaii, though I am not very much looking forward to seeing all of the Hawaiians that come along with it. If they are anything like black people, they are a dirty and violent lot, traveling in gangs and stealing pies. I will be sure to bring an extra pistol and a box of hollow point ammunition. The last thing I need right now is some obese Hawaiian robbing me to pay for his ukelele strings and sun-dried prunes.
Good news Billy Bob, the condo manger has just replied to my email and he said he has the staff getting it ready. Just let me know when you will be arriving and a limo will be there waiting for you to take you to the Condo.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-14-2010, 12:26 AM

Brother Billy Bob,

You have deepest condolences.

Being a thrifty man myself, may I suggest using the stones to build a decorative border in the yard.

Hawaii is a great place. Have the staff get some Huli Huli chicken. It is an aboriginal dish which quite good.

I developed a taste for it during an extended stay expanding my agriculture business back in the late 80s.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-14-2010, 03:28 PM

I read all the stories you linked mister Billy Bob and it really seems to me like your wife must have been possessed. Either that or she was, as my daddy says, a few apples short of a pie.

It is a shame that she could not be exercised before she died, because she is surely in hell now with all the other demons and unsaved souls.

At least the burden is off of your shoulders now and you can find a proper obedient wife
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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-16-2010, 05:57 PM

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Good news Billy Bob, the condo manger has just replied to my email and he said he has the staff getting it ready. Just let me know when you will be arriving and a limo will be there waiting for you to take you to the Condo.
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I have just arrived at the condo and it is terriffic! The staff here are all chubby little brown Hawaiians. They are so cute. They remind me of Mexicans. But there are no Mexicans here. Even they can't innertube this far.

I bought some Hawaiian shirts so I could blend in with the locals. I wasn't sure what sort of pants to wear, so I figured camoflage would match the foliage on the shirts.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-16-2010, 06:49 PM

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I have just arrived at the condo and it is terriffic! The staff here are all chubby little brown Hawaiians. They are so cute. They remind me of Mexicans. But there are no Mexicans here. Even they can't innertube this far.

I bought some Hawaiian shirts so I could blend in with the locals. I wasn't sure what sort of pants to wear, so I figured camoflage would match the foliage on the shirts.
It is nice to hear that you are settled in and having a good time. You already seem so much happier. Glory!

Will Sister Lisa be joining you to keep you company?
I really hope she will. Although the Lord is there for you, some comfort from a True Christian™ woman will certainly do you good.

Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance, both young men and old together: for I will turn their mourning into joy, and will comfort them, and make them rejoice from their sorrow.

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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-16-2010, 09:02 PM

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It is nice to hear that you are settled in and having a good time. You already seem so much happier. Glory!

Will Sister Lisa be joining you to keep you company?
I really hope she will. Although the Lord is there for you, some comfort from a True Christian™ woman will certainly do you good.

Then shall the virgin rejoice in the dance, both young men and old together: for I will turn their mourning into joy, and will comfort them, and make them rejoice from their sorrow.
Jeremiah 31:13
Yes, Lisa should be arriving soon, I hope. That is the whole point of this trip!

I got in a little trouble for trying to chop down a palm tree in the airport parking lot. I am so used to living in the woods surrounded by my own trees where I can just fell one whenever the mood strikes me.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-16-2010, 11:25 PM

Glad you arrived safely Billy Bob. I was a little worried you might have missed the limo at the airport. Hope you did not cause to much damage to the palm tree.

I gave the manager a list of the food you like. He seemed unsure if he was unable to get it in time.

It should not be long before I arrive.

PS: The palm trees in the condo are only plastic so be careful with them


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-17-2010, 01:33 AM

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I have just arrived at the condo and it is terriffic! The staff here are all chubby little brown Hawaiians. They are so cute. They remind me of Mexicans. But there are no Mexicans here. Even they can't innertube this far.
Hawaiians are the Mexicans of the pacific except they are, for the most part, heathens or Papists.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-17-2010, 02:20 AM

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Yes, Lisa should be arriving soon, I hope. That is the whole point of this trip!
Brother Billy Bob,

If I maybe so forward.

Perhaps a nice home coming for Lisa would be a nice small luau. If there is one thing the aboriginals there know how to do is cook pig. As an extra special touch, perhaps you get one of them young bucks to take you out pig hunting on the north side of the island. They use spears and knives so you should hold your own with that double bit axe of yours.


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