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11-07-2006, 10:47 PM
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That isn't fair, BJ edited his post. That isn't what it said before.
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No Rachael, that is what it said all along.
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11-07-2006, 10:58 PM
No it isn't! Before, it said 'it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve and Steve'! Dammit!! I know what I saw
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11-07-2006, 11:01 PM
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No it isn't! Before, it said 'it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve and Steve'! Dammit!! I know what I saw
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What ever you think you saw I know I didn't edit it ; after all my hole point was Adam had two wives, not Eve had two husbands. The clue would be your quote matches my post.
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11-07-2006, 11:08 PM
That's nothing! That was probably edited too! Quit trying to mess with my mind!
The point was you were saying bigamy/polygamy 'leads to depraved behavior' etc, and I was saying that it's even mentioned in the bible which you believe in! Solomon for example!
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11-07-2006, 11:21 PM
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That's nothing! That was probably edited too! Quit trying to mess with my mind!
The point was you were saying bigamy/polygamy 'leads to depraved behavior' etc, and I was saying that it's even mentioned in the bible which you believe in! Solomon for example!
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No, polygamy as in one man, many wives can be virtuous. Polyandry; one woman, many husbands is depraved, unnatural and some kind of sick behavior that makes Jesus weep you would expect out of some Domatrix and her male slave sluts. Why any male would want to debase himself that way, living his entire life, eating out of a dog dish, at the booted feet of some cruel woman, is beyond me Rachael. No Jesus wants us men to be fawned over by or passive plural wives who wait on us men hand and foot. That is a proper and virtuous relationship.
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11-08-2006, 01:52 AM
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No, polygamy as in one man, many wives can be virtuous. Polyandry; one woman, many husbands is depraved, unnatural and some kind of sick behavior that makes Jesus weep you would expect out of some Domatrix and her male slave sluts. Why any male would want to debase himself that way, living his entire life, eating out of a dog dish, at the booted feet of some cruel woman, is beyond me Rachael. No Jesus wants us men to be fawned over by or passive plural wives who wait on us men hand and foot. That is a proper and virtuous relationship.
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How stupid.
Seems like men are allowed to do everything in your religion, yet if a woman does it, it's a sin.
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11-08-2006, 04:17 AM
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How stupid.
Seems like men are allowed to do everything in your religion, yet if a woman does it, it's a sin.
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Look what happened the last time a woman was allowed to make a decision about something! It was a disaster, and we're determined not to let it happen again.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-08-2006, 04:21 AM
Are you still on about that stupid, non-existent apple???
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11-08-2006, 04:26 AM
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Are you still on about that stupid, non-existent apple???
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It got us thrown out of the Garden of Eden and brought Original Sin into the world! Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ died for that apple, can you blame us for being bitter?
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-08-2006, 05:37 AM
Bah. That never happened.
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11-08-2006, 05:40 AM
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Bah. That never happened.
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The Bible says that women will be punished in childbirth and they are. Obviously it happened.
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11-08-2006, 05:41 AM
Considering that the human writers of the bible could put anything in there that they wanted to, they obviously wrote their explanations for things already obvious.
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11-08-2006, 02:25 PM
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Considering that the human writers of the bible could put anything in there that they wanted to, they obviously wrote their explanations for things already obvious.
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So you admit that it's obvious that God created childbirth to punish women for being inferior, apple-eating whores?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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11-09-2006, 06:11 AM
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She must have nipples the size of dinner plates!
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or saucers..... for your milk, my lil meeeow.
that's right sweetheart, Vinnie has returned to give you some of what you need, cuz he's kinda disappointed with the lack of Lady Control© the guys exert here.... but that ain't nothin' new. Alotta Woman got Alotta Heart - that's why her lady lumps are so ample-licious - and all the baptist babes, hags n' nags have been allowed to scare her off....she ain't posted since, and it's a goddam shame.....
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11-09-2006, 06:28 AM
Oh, fine. First it's homers like fish. Then Icky and her sister, the Little Wicked Witch of the West. Then the Demoncrats stole the election and now we reach over to flush and there is Vinnie VesPistachio staring up at us.
Look Vinnie, Britney is available. She'd be just your type.
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Look Vinnie, Britney is available. She'd be just your type.
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thanks for that there generous offer Pops..... Vinnie don't usually do no faded southern baptist flowers, but I'll keep her in mind in case Alotta don't come back.
I've got faith in Alotta, she gonna be a big star someday with her face as fresh as a lil daisy, supported by two sunflowers.
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11-09-2006, 06:56 AM
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I've got faith in Alotta, she gonna be a big star someday with her face as fresh as a lil daisy, supported by two sunflowers.
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SUNFLOWERS! Good Lord, man! I don''t know whether to call her Lizzie Borden or Bessie Borden.
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11-09-2006, 07:10 AM
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SUNFLOWERS! Good Lord, man! I don''t know whether to call her Lizzie Borden or Bessie Borden.
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huh? You won't be callin' her at all, not after Vinnie makes his move.
revisit your teenage years, Pops - Lizzie and Bessie might still be interested.
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Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23 -
11-11-2006, 01:59 AM
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No, polygamy as in one man, many wives can be virtuous. No Jesus wants us men to be fawned over by or passive plural wives who wait on us men hand and foot. That is a proper and virtuous relationship.
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OH REALLY?! That's very good to know, BJ. Shame that I actually had higher expectations about you. Moon
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11-11-2006, 02:30 AM
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OH REALLY?! That's very good to know, BJ. Shame that I actually had higher expectations about you. Moon
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You see Moon, what these TC™ men are like?? Makes me glad I married a heathen like moi
Don't be upset, though, Moon, maybe BJ was only using that example to try and rebuke me. Unlikely, but maybe?
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