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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-27-2012, 11:53 PM
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That is true of most of the fruitcakes and assorted unsaved scum that come wandering into our Godly forum. A pastor's work is never done.
Well, I'm off to take my daily 5 mile swim. Gotta keep those abs rock hard.
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And this goes to your vanity?
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 12:03 AM
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And this goes to your vanity?
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How dare you? How DARE you come onto this, God's forum, and insult our Pastor?
Have you read the Bible? Or did you just smear it with your own feces like a blasphemous autistic?
1 Corinthians 6:19-20
"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 12:56 AM
Hey [filthy name],
I joined your ridiculous forum today just to confirm that there are still a few apes out there who have not had the courage to evolve with the rest of us... As for your weak abs pastor, [improper request]... Your web forum passes judgement and berates other humans to a point that's laughable. The fact that you believe the planet is flat is juvenile. Your claim of one true religion is so played out.. [abbreviation, probably dirty]!! So thanks for the laughs... If indeed there were a gawd and a heaven, I'd rather live in hell than share air with you bent up [bad word] !!!
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:09 AM
You won't be laughing so hard when Jesus casts you into the lake of fire, Jezebel.
"And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Revelation 20:15
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:11 AM
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Hey **** Face,...
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If you weren't the 100,000th visitor to start off fairly politely only to go full Tourette's within half a dozen posts, this may have shocked someone.
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...I joined your ridiculous forum today just to confirm that there are still a few apes out there who have not had the courage to evolve with the rest of us...
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Find me an ape who's stupid enough to be Christian, or apologize to the simian world in general.
Oh, and learn what evolution actually is, thanks.
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...As for your weak abs pastor, **** u and him too...
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Is that an invitation?
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... Your web forum passes judgement and berates other humans to a point that's laughable...
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And perfectly justified, according to the Bible. Read it and see.
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... The fact that you believe the planet is flat is juvenile...
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Now you're insulting juveniles.
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:12 AM
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:17 AM
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Well friend, not sure what disjointed country you are from though the Landover translator of jiberish to American came back with 'fail'.
How about you tell us what the mean old priest did to you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:19 AM
Was he speaking in Arab, Mr Hutchins? I couldn't make head nor tails of it.
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:20 AM
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F...HAS A Rodimer.....
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Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."
Now, if you're finished kicking at the slats of your crib, why not read the Bible? That way, you'll know what these people actually believe, instead of the lies your priests and parents have been telling you all your life. Mocking someone's beliefs is not only much easier when you have a clue as to what they actually are, it's much more effective because then they cannot simply dismiss you as a foul-mouthed ignorant idiot (which is the only side of you we've seen so far).
Start here.
And if you have to swear to insult someone, you're not trying hard enough.
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:21 AM
no i'm not insulting children..even children know we live on a globe. i simply think it's hilarious that you mormons believe what has already been proven false...like your pastor the false prophet.. i'd mention his name but he doesn't deserve the respect. so keep on entertaining me... i'm having a blast!
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 01:26 AM
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no i'm not insulting children..even children know we live on a globe. i simply think it's hilarious that you mormons believe what has already been proven false...
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What has been proven false? Evolution? The theory of gravity? Germ theory?
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like your pastor the false prophet.. i'd mention his name but he doesn't deserve the respect. so keep on entertaining me... i'm having a blast!
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False prophet? That's a pretty big claim. Can you prove him wrong using the Bible anywhere?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple -
12-28-2012, 04:31 AM
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no i'm not insulting children..even children know we live on a globe. i simply think it's hilarious that you mormons believe what has already been proven false...like your pastor the false prophet.. i'd mention his name but he doesn't deserve the respect. so keep on entertaining me... i'm having a blast!
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You got something to say, punk?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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