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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-18-2006, 10:26 AM
I think what they meant to say was 'taping'.
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I told you. They are japs. Japs are oddments.
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Ah, every country has its oddities.
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09-18-2006, 10:27 AM
What were you going to do...post one of your home movies with the mirrors and......water toys?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-18-2006, 10:31 AM
Mirrors and water toys.....I'm sure I could interpret that, and equally sure I'd prefer not to
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Professor of English Landover University
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09-18-2006, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Why would anyone think that's funny?
I hope Petal doesn't see this.
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09-20-2006, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Petal
it ok Mrs.Hellsingers, any kitty post is a good post, an it never off-topics! nows, i wanna no why it called "cat tapping", cuz i thawt i were gonna see a bunch of kitty tap dancers an there only one kitty doing the crab shuffles
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Very cute Petal. Have you got one of a Kitty belly dancing,then?
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Petal may have taught this little pug to belly dance. -
09-20-2006, 12:50 PM
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09-30-2006, 03:01 PM
Mother Glynndie, what the fiddlin'.............?!
I don't know what those long brown things were that the "people" "speaking" Nihongo seemed to find so hilarious, but I do know that you won't be finding any of them under Sue Vera's Christmas Tree!!!
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09-30-2006, 05:00 PM
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Mother Glynndie, what the fiddlin'.............?!
I don't know what those long brown things were that the "people" "speaking" Nihongo seemed to find so hilarious, but I do know that you won't be finding any of them under Sue Vera's Christmas Tree!!!
SUV
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I feel we might need to have a PUG Rescue mission. I am especially concerned that orientals will feed the poor innocent pugs monkey toes, rat, cat, and (please don't google this) Pho Pin Xe Lua.
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10-01-2006, 05:01 AM
It is a well-known fact that you cannot trust a chink around a dog or any other meat source. They'll chase it up the alley with a big meat cleaver and it'll end up in today's blue plate special.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Need immediate assistance -
10-01-2006, 11:19 AM
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It is a well-known fact that you cannot trust a chink around a dog or any other meat source.
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Is there anything you can trust a chink around?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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