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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 09:11 PM
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 09:12 PM
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Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
Father O'Malley
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 09:12 PM
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It can be arranged.
Edit............... Oh dear my finger slipped............. another Infraction ...Oooops
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 09:15 PM
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It can be arranged.
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So how many strikes does one get around here?
I answered your question as directly as I felt comfortable doing. forgive me for the lack of 'eye contact'
Wont happen again.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Father O'Malley
So how many strikes does one get around here?
I answered your question as directly as I felt comfortable doing. forgive me for the lack of 'eye contact'
Wont happen again.
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I'll accept your apology.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 09:23 PM
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So, are you claiming to have super powers, then?
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 09:58 PM
Father O'Malley, it's good to see yet another condemned sinner, heading directly toward the hell fires of eternal damnation lurking curiously through this forum. For your soul’s sake, I have constructed God’s scoreboard as it relates to the many strikes, and hence crimes against human morality and goodness, that you are currently guilty of perpetrating against our Lord Jesus Christ and his Father in Heaven, who also happens to be of the Son and the Son of the Father and of the Holy Ghost, (must be confusing even for a demonic devil worshiping papist such as yourself, I know):
Strike One: You are a Catholic, and therefore, owe your allegiances to the first Anti-Christ residing in the Vatican. Satan’s second son (Anti-Christ #2 currently resides in Washington D.C.).
Strike Two: You are a man of the Catholic faith and, therefore, must either actively engage in or intentionally condone the act of pedophilia, which is an abomination.
Strike Three: You are a man of the Catholic faith and, therefore, must either actively engage in or intentionally condone the act of homosexuality, which is, as you know, an abomination.
Strike Four: As a man of the cloth, you actively engage in the act of pagan idolatry and worship a false god.
Strike Five: You’re Irish, which may not be a sin in God’s eyes, but is certainly a serious fault in the eyes of a good white southern Christian man such as myself…..Ulster Scots and Protestant Northern Irish not withstanding as they at least hold true to the proper ideals of the protestant reformation.
It is nice to meet you before you burn in hell. I pray that God give you the strength and wisdom to leave the Catholic Church, accept the one true faith, give up your homoerotic lifestyle and take a wife.
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken unto to the wicked……..Amen!
The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!
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And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Jessup
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As a cat-lickin' Bingomeister, I am Sure that he is all too familiar with "scoreboards" Brother Jessup
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 10:05 PM
Those were all balls, not strikes, mister.
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-05-2009, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Father O'Malley
Those were all balls, not strikes, mister.
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Not entirely surprised about your obsession with male genitalia (sorry for the disgusting words, sister SUV) padre. What is you teach the lads, some about "going down but not outting"?
Drinking all day and stumbling into a Baptist house of worship and vomiting upon our altar is not the best of methods to get friends and gain trust.
I know., I know, you were born into what you are, not your fault, yadayadayadayada. Snap out of it pal. You want to be a Christian , denounce the catlick church, the leader of your satanic cult, you know the guy with the fish head (mafia origins???) hat. Expose verbally (thought you had an opening to drop your drawers, didn't you Homer) all the evil wrongdoers in your pagan 'religion'.
You've come here, you our friendly open arms with some sort of hidden agenda. You say you are like us, but then your acts prove otherwise.
So whats the deal? Are you a pagan catlick who is denouncing his false God or a subversive sent by those nutcases at the Vatican?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-06-2009, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Not entirely surprised about your obsession with male genitalia (sorry for the disgusting words, sister SUV) padre. What is you teach the lads, some about "going down but not outting"?
Drinking all day and stumbling into a Baptist house of worship and vomiting upon our altar is not the best of methods to get friends and gain trust.
I know., I know, you were born into what you are, not your fault, yadayadayadayada. Snap out of it pal. You want to be a Christian , denounce the catlick church, the leader of your satanic cult, you know the guy with the fish head (mafia origins???) hat. Expose verbally (thought you had an opening to drop your drawers, didn't you Homer) all the evil wrongdoers in your pagan 'religion'.
You've come here, you our friendly open arms with some sort of hidden agenda. You say you are like us, but then your acts prove otherwise.
So whats the deal? Are you a pagan catlick who is denouncing his false God or a subversive sent by those nutcases at the Vatican?
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Ummm..."Brother" Jessup tried to call me out with various points and labeled them as strikes. Instead of debating them point for point, I just said they were balls.
You see in baseball, a ball is the opposite of a strike.
I got an infraction for making a baseball reference.
Seriously, people?
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-06-2009, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Father O'Malley
Those were all balls, not strikes, mister...
Ummm..."Brother" Jessup tried to call me out with various points and labeled them as strikes. Instead of debating them point for point, I just said they were balls.
You see in baseball, a ball is the opposite of a strike.
I got an infraction for making a baseball reference.
Seriously, people?
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Mr. O'Malley,
(and I call you Mister for good reason:
Matthew 23:9 (AV1611King James Bible)
9And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.)
As my old father used to tell me, "There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip." By that I mean that men often reveal too much of their inner sinfulness with quips and retorts. It's obvious to me that you have a great deal of "balls" on your mind. That's only a matter of course for papist boy-rapers and confession-dawdlers.
I suggest you get your attitude right before you post again. It's not in the Good Book™ but it should be, "No Hope In the Pope," and "Jesus Saves Roman Slaves!"
In Christ
Warren
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Re: Greetings fellow God Fearers! -
06-06-2009, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Father O'Malley
After a recent "incident" in Belfast, I was forced to move somplace quite far away and now have access to this internet contraption. Despite what the Patriarchs say, I shall continue to verbally and physically endorse God's will and Word to the unbelievers.
Praise Be.
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What exactly are you referring to by "incident"?
How many died as a result of your car-bombing?.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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