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07-20-2016, 07:39 AM
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You are a very hurtful young man. You have come here to our safe haven from the secular world (with it's fixation on the profane- especially anal antics) and have done nothing but mock our most cherished beliefs.
True Christians™follow the Bible(KJV1611) to the letter.
If you think this makes us less of a Christian that you please show where any True Christian™ has misquoted the Bible(KJV1611).
You won't because you can't. I really hope you can come to understand the actual message that the Bible(KJV1611) actually has to say; rather than simply cherry picking the bits that align with what you already believe.
I for one had nothing against the gaywise until I was was Saved®. Then after reading Lev 20:13 on my first journey through God's Word I had no choice but to tell my gay friends that they were evil and that Jesus wanted them dead.
In retrospect telling them this at their civil union ceremony may not have been ideal but that just goes to show that a True Christian™ must not shirk his duty to the unSaved trash who are crying out for Salvation.
Glory!
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Well guess what, fool? Your "cherished beliefs" are nothing more than idiotic ramblings of hate to a God that you have created in your mind.
God loves sinners. CHRIST ATE WITH WHORES. He died so that we might have freedom by His blood, not so we can bash them.
A true Christian deal with this world as it is, and shows love to those that need them, unlike you fools, who constantly bash, and hurt those that are different. This town you cherish? Lies. It exists in name only. This "god" you love? He hates. He is not the One, True, God. You all should be ashamed of tearing this young woman down (WHO IS MY WIFE, by the way). You dare call her such names in my presence? You faggots.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 07:44 AM
THIS WET DREAM OF FREEHOLD IS BS. YOU ALL MASQUERADE (OR MASTURBATE) AS HYPOCRITICAL SYCOPHANTS AIMING TO PLEASE YOUR OWN CONVOLUTED GOD OF HATE.
THIS WEBSITE OF FAGGOTRY SHALL NOT STAND.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 07:58 AM
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THIS WET DREAM OF FREEHOLD IS BS. YOU ALL MASQUERADE (OR MASTURBATE) AS HYPOCRITICAL SYCOPHANTS AIMING TO PLEASE YOUR OWN CONVOLUTED GOD OF HATE.
THIS WEBSITE OF FAGGOTRY SHALL NOT STAND.
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Oh my, where is all the peace, love and acceptance now?
The Landover Baptist Church's Godly forums are dedicated to Jesus and the Holy Bible. We've welcomed you into our home and this is what we're rewarded with - and we haven't even banned you yet.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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07-20-2016, 08:01 AM
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Oh my, where is all the peace, love and acceptance now?
The Landover Baptist Church's Godly forums are dedicated to Jesus and the Holy Bible. We've welcomed you into our home and this is what we're rewarded with - and we haven't even banned you yet.
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I could give two shits. You guys aren't real Christians. I'm not perfect, but I know what one looks like: and this is all a farce.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 09:12 AM
Oh dear. I fear this person will be embarrassed when she sobers up.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 11:11 AM
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.THIS WEBSITE OF FAGGOTRY SHALL NOT STAND.
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You are a homerphobe
Maybe if you were Christian you would not be so mean spirited, hateful and full of spite?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 12:34 PM
I have to apologize, i realize now that all of my views on religion were wrong and it's probably a satan messing up my head and thoughts...
I'm now ready to begin my journey and became a True Christian™ like these fine people here
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07-20-2016, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucifer.Morningstar
I have to apologize, i realize now that all of my views on religion were wrong and it's probably a satan messing up my head and thoughts...
I'm now ready to begin my journey and became a True Christian™ like these fine people here
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This is extremely good news (if you're sincere and Jesus will know that!), as it means that you could be gaining quite a prestigious position in Heaven!
Luke 15:7
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.
Now you can share your testimony with us. How horrid were your sins before Jesus approached you? Did it involve other things besides sodomistic behavior? You can also choose a favorite verse and start utilizing the default paraphernalia for Repentance:
Esther 4:3
And in every province, whithersoever the king's commandment and his decree came, there was great mourning among the Jews, and fasting, and weeping, and wailing; and many lay in sackcloth and ashes.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 04:53 PM
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Well guess what, fool? Your "cherished beliefs" are nothing more than idiotic ramblings of hate to a God that you have created in your mind...
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Yeah, he created the Bible is his mind, 2,000 years ago, on the other side of the globe.
Uh, then why is He going to send them all to Hell for eternal punishment? If that's your idea of "love", you have no place calling any of this "sick".
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...CHRIST ATE WITH WHORES...
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And HE also tells us WHY (in the Bible):
Matthew 9:10-12 "10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples. 11 And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners? 12 But when Jesus heard , he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick."
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...He died so that we might have freedom by His blood...
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IF you do what He says (see Matthew 7:21), exactly as He says (see James 2:10). If not, then it's Hellfire for you.
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...A true Christian deal with this world as it is, and shows love to those that need them...
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What greater love could a Christian show that to tell others why they're so mistaken about what God wants from them (according to the Bible) that they're going to go to Hell and not Heaven when they die?
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...unlike you fools, who constantly bash, and hurt those that are different...
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Hurt? Maybe your feelings. Boo hoo. But what is that compared to eternity in Hell?
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...This town you cherish? Lies. It exists in name only...
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And you have as much proof of that as you do of your watered-down to the point of meaninglessness "jesus".
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...This "god" you love? He hates...
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Duh. The Bible is full of mentions of things He hates (righteously).
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...He is not the One, True, God. You all should be ashamed of tearing this young woman down (WHO IS MY WIFE, by the way). You dare call her such names in my presence? You faggots.
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Stupid hypocritical troll is stupidly hypocritical (and thus, not a Christian, and going to Hell with his wife, have a nice trip!).
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 05:22 PM
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Stupid hypocritical troll is stupidly hypocritical (and thus, not a Christian, and going to Hell with his "wife", have a nice trip!).
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Mr Much, I think you accidentally omitted the quotation marks around the word wife.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-20-2016, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Mr Much, I think you accidentally omitted the quotation marks around the word wife.
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More likely "waifu", now that you mention it.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-22-2016, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
More likely "waifu", now that you mention it.
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I beg your pardon? I am a hard-working, successful woman who is completely independent, unlike your slave wife, who I think we both know is probably prepubescent and was forced into a civil union with you. I pity her, as she obviously will never get to truly experience life in a way that she deserves.
I work hard to keep my family together, and I always rely on G-d to keep us on the right path. I don't need you to tell me how to do it.
Have a great night, piffleer. Hopefully your wife will eventually realize that you are simply an uneducated slave master, and leave.
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07-22-2016, 06:14 AM
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I beg your pardon?...
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Did I stutter, cunt?
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I am a hard-working, successful woman who is completely independent, unlike your slave wife, who I think we both know is probably prepubescent and was forced into a civil union with you...
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Do I look like Mohammed to you?
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...I work hard to keep my family together, and I always rely on G-d to keep us on the right path. I don't need you to tell me how to do it.
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While you're smoking meth and hailing Satan? If so, you're probably doing Christianity wrong. But that's just my opinion.
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Have a great night, piffleer. Hopefully your wife will eventually realize that you are simply an uneducated slave master, and leave.
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Re: This site is the best -
07-22-2016, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RaeLynn
I hope your wife laughs when she sees your 3mm dick. At least I can pleasure my husband.
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Still think that fallacies (esp. as lame as ad hominems) show anyone anything but your own failure?
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Re: This site is the best -
08-27-2016, 10:41 PM
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... litteraly the dumbest ...
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*literally
Oh, the irony.
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
John 8:7
And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul; That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. 2 Chronicles 15:12-13
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Re: This site is the best -
08-29-2016, 01:30 AM
This website is pretty great entertainment, once you get past the fact they actually beat their wives, and have no sympathy for the terrifying experience that is rape.
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08-29-2016, 02:41 AM
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This website is pretty great entertainment, once you get past the fact they actually beat their wives, and have no sympathy for the terrifying experience that is rape.
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Hello Tatorwithaq,
Would you be so kind to make your introduction thread so we can get to know you better? You can do it here, the ¨how to¨ is on top of this page.
Kind regards, Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: This site is the best -
08-29-2016, 03:39 AM
You and your friends shouldn't be laughing, these are serious topics and issues we discuss here. Souls are more important than anything else, and you need to stop using using that name, it will only bring you closer to the real lord of evil and he'll devour your [genital reference deleted] like the rotten raging gender neutral demon he is, turning you into an eyeless succubus who's only respite from flames is to drag others down with you by infecting the earth dwellers with your homoerotic-plague Magic.
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Re: This site is the best -
08-29-2016, 04:19 AM
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You and your friends shouldn't be laughing, these are serious topics and issues we discuss here...
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I agree, and let me reassure you that everyone here treats religion with the respect it so richly deserves.
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...Souls are more important than anything else, and you need to stop using using that name, it will only bring you closer to the real lord of evil and he'll devour your [genital reference deleted] like the rotten raging gender neutral demon he is, turning you into an eyeless succubus who's only respite from flames is to drag others down with you by infecting the earth dwellers with your homoerotic-plague Magic.
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As for the rest of your post, may I recommend trying to find some actual tin foil for your hat , instead of the Canadian-made aluminum crap that seems to be all you can find these days? It's much more effective at stopping the HAARP mind control rays that the Clinton-controlled Illuminati have been beaming at us with the chemtrails, and stuff.
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