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Default Re: Salutations, I'm just here to learn. - 03-03-2016, 06:21 AM

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I'm sorry, but not everyone has the time to read a book that's 2000 years old.And by "God" I meant any and all depictions of God, whether it be Shiva, Yahweh, Nyarlathotep or someone else, all gods are equal in my eyes because I can't disprove them, but I also cannot prove their existence, so I'm neutral on that matter. And even if I go to Hell, I would probably lose my mind and I won't feel much pain or anything, in all cases, it's better than serving a jealous, greedy and fierce God and leave behind my morals and ethics just so I can go to Heaven.
P.S. I don't support Satan or Baphomet and I'm technically underweight .If you're going to change my profile picture and title, at least be descriptive.

Hiya Chubbs, yes, God is a Jealous and wrathful God. He is not greedy like those gookistani figments of the imagination you mentioned. But do you know why God is Jealous?


Exodus 34:14


“For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:”



because it's His Name. Now be a good child and go read your Bible(KJV 1611). You might well learn something worthwhile.


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Salutations, I'm just here to learn. - 03-03-2016, 07:21 AM

Hello, Blake. Wasn't that the name of one of the fat bulldykes on that horrid TV show The Facts of Life about a lezbean finishing school? You aren't a fat young lezbean by any chance, are you?


At any rate, I'll pray for you. But please stop mentioning those raghead false gods. We talk about the One True God™ here.


Thanks bunches, and God bless.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Default Re: Salutations, I'm just here to learn. - 03-05-2016, 05:58 PM

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I'm sorry, but not everyone has the time to read a book that's 2000 years old.And by "God" I meant any and all depictions of God, whether it be Shiva, Yahweh, Nyarlathotep or someone else, all gods are equal in my eyes because I can't disprove them, but I also cannot prove their existence, so I'm neutral on that matter. And even if I go to Hell, I would probably lose my mind and I won't feel much pain or anything, in all cases, it's better than serving a jealous, greedy and fierce God and leave behind my morals and ethics just so I can go to Heaven.
P.S. I don't support Satan or Baphomet and I'm technically underweight .If you're going to change my profile picture and title, at least be descriptive.

Oh, my. Another "educated" obese teen thinking that she can come in here and throw out false gods along with a little rhetoric and appear philosophical and intelligent. My friend, our pastors and faithful brethren know the Bible inside and out. They have dealt with all manner of those who would come to our friendly place on the Interwebs just for sport.


I can't really prove a LOT in this world, but I know one thing is certain. There is a heaven to gain and a hell to shun. I recommend you make the right choice based on the FACTS, and those will only be discovered in the BIBLE - the inerrant Word of GOD. Only there will you learn how we were created, how we can be washed in His Precious Blood, and how one day we will be sucked up in the air like a Divine Dyson was being held over our heads, to share in the marriage supper of the Lamb and live and reign with Christ for all eternity. It's factual, it's logical, and it's TRUE.


I've added you to my "superprayer" list, which means I anoint your name with oil as I pray as a gesture of extra faith that JESUS will reach down and touch your mind and soul and lead you to His Love.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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