Wonderful to meet you good sirs! Indeed there is little greater blessing than to find fellowship and brotherhood in the name of the Lord.
Alas, I am ashamed that as a Christian man from a good Christian family I have still yet to find a wife with whom I could create soldiers of Christ. It frustrates me that I cannot yet do God's work because my time has sadly been wasted by treacherous Nina, my ex-girlfriend (whom I am ashamed to mention) who was allegedly "raped" at a party wherein she was dressed shamefully. I could not marry her after that. I had thought her a good Christian woman, which she had claimed to be, but surely good Christian women do not concern themselves with vile alcoholic parties in "clubs"! Nor do they dress themselves in so little clothing and tons of gaudy jewellery behind their man's back, then complain about being "raped"!
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
- Timothy 2:9
I apologize terribly for this exclamation but I believe that it is something I need to share with my single brothers in Christ, not to consider such women worthy of walking with in your Godly lives. Nina could have repented and accepted God once again, which I duly told her, but instead she screamed at me for being "insensitive" and "disgusting". It is with a heavy heart that I have to say that she cannot be saved if she remains stubborn.
Yours in Christ,
Tim