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Default I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 02:02 AM

Hi, I don't normally agree with conservative white Christians but I know you consider homsexuality a choice. Yes, being LGBTQIANB2SPPO can be a choice. I have chosen to identify as a genderfluid lesbian (pronouns zie/hir/hirself) because I couldn't bear having cishet privilege for much longer.

I am also a white-passing Native American (Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo) who identifies as Latinx. My personal religion is Native spirituality but my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 1:14-15, which proves that Jesus was of color.

So anyway, I hope to have fun here trying to debase your cissexist, misogynistic, antiPOC, queerphobic, ableist politics.

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Default Re: Hello - 02-21-2016, 02:07 AM

Um...

What?




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello - 02-21-2016, 02:17 AM

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*sighs* you cishet white folk have a lot of learning to do...


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Default Re: Hello - 02-21-2016, 02:17 AM

It thinks white as snow means black. We have a tard on our hands, folks.


p.s. 'genderfluid'-Mercy me!


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How do you make that 'fluid' transformation, tardo? Stick your thumb in your mouth and blow until a penis pops out?


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Default Re: Hello - 02-21-2016, 02:33 AM

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It thinks white as snow means black. We have a tard on our hands, folks.


p.s. 'genderfluid'-Mercy me!


Trannyformers, more than meets the eyes. Trannyformers, giney in disquise.


How do you make that 'fluid' transformation, tardo? Stick your thumb in your mouth and blow until a penis pops out?
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Default Re: Hello - 02-21-2016, 02:56 AM

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*sighs* you cishet white folk have a lot of learning to do...
I learn everything I need from the Holy Bible. You see, the Holy Bible tells us some things make Jesus angry (Psalm 7:11), and some things make Him nauseous (Revelation 3:16), and some things He hates with the burning furry of a thousand suns. Homosexuality is one of those things dear (Leviticus 20:13), as is cross-dressing (Deuteronomy 22:5), and I'm afraid you're temping Him to pick you up and drop-kick you straight into Hell at any minute for the offense of flaunting your autonomy and free will in such a way that promotes an unbiblical way of what you think of yourself or how you present yourself to the world. You have no business doing that. Your only business is to fear and obey (Ecclesiastes 12:13). You'll be happier this way, and then you can shed this silly play-acting, and start Praising Jesus with the rest of us!

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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 03:02 AM

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Hi, I don't normally agree with conservative white Christians but I know you consider homsexuality a choice. Yes, being LGBTQIANB2SPPO can be a choice. I have chosen to identify as a genderfluid lesbian (pronouns zie/hir/hirself) because I couldn't bear having cishet privilege for much longer.

I am also a white-passing Native American (Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo) who identifies as Latinx.
Hello and welcome to this lovely forum. I believe you have as much right to identify as whatever you want - even green-skinned Martian - as Ms. Rachel Dolezal does. Good for you.

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My personal religion is Native spirituality but my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 1:14-15, which proves that Jesus was of color.
I am very intrigued. Please do explain, how do white hair and fair skin prove that?

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So anyway, I hope to have fun here trying to debase your cissexist, misogynistic, antiPOC, queerphobic, ableist politics.

Do you even know what any of these words mean? Or are you using them because it's the hip thing to do?

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Good for you, Miss Watson. What you're experiencing right now is also known as learning.


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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 03:11 AM

This witch looks suspiciously like my mother-in-law, who incidentally is white.


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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 03:13 AM

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Good for you, Miss Watson. What you're experiencing right now is also known as learning.
Your refusal to use my preferred title of Mx. constitutes an act of violence!


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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 03:16 AM

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Your refusal to use my preferred title of Mx. constitutes an act of violence!
Your refusal to accept me calling you Miss constitutes an act of violence!

You see, I know how to play this game, too. I've dealt with enough undergraduate students to know who's sincere and who isn't.


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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 03:17 AM

Greetings Sarah. I wish to make you feel welcome so I have sent you a friend request. I hope you will accept it. I also like girls and I am making a study of the white girls here at the University of Wisconsin. They are many and very friendly. I do not hate Jesus and I am sorry that you do. You have used many words that I do not understand even though I am a fluent speaker of English and a graduate of the Methodist School in Kingston Jamaica which is my home. The horse of Roy Rogers was named Trigger. Roy Rogers is very popular in Jamaica.

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And you attempting to deny us our First Amendment granted freedom of speech constitutes acts of terrorism and treason. Guantanamo Bay was built for people like you.


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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 03:33 AM

Oh god, one of these. Who's worse, the crazy mysognistic Christians or the people who's labels look like someone played Scrabble drunk and decided to invent it as a word? I honestly don't know.
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Oh god, one of these. Who's worse, the crazy mysognistic Christians or the people who's labels look like someone played Scrabble drunk and decided to invent it as a word? I honestly don't know.

I'm Baptist, not Misogynist.


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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 05:11 AM

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I'm Baptist, not Misogynist.
My mistake, sorry. I tend to get those two mixed up.
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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 05:15 AM

Yes, well, women are easily confused.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 05:25 AM

Ah yes. The lovely messages of the bible. 1 Timothy 2:12.
Inspiring.
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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 05:26 AM

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Oh god, one of these. Who's worse, the crazy mysognistic Christians or the people who's labels look like someone played Scrabble drunk and decided to invent it as a word? I honestly don't know.
Say, why don't you stop stealing the spotlight here and start your own intro thread? We'd like to get to know you!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus! - 02-21-2016, 11:27 AM

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Hi, I don't normally agree with conservative white Christians but I know you consider homsexuality a choice. Yes, being LGBTQIANB2SPPO can be a choice. I have chosen to identify as a genderfluid lesbian (pronouns zie/hir/hirself) because I couldn't bear having cishet privilege for much longer.

I am also a white-passing Native American (Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo) who identifies as Latinx. My personal religion is Native spirituality but my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 1:14-15, which proves that Jesus was of color.

So anyway, I hope to have fun here trying to debase your cissexist, misogynistic, antiPOC, queerphobic, ableist politics.



Mister, I didn't understand half of what you said, but I do get that you're a homosexual.

I am very sorry if others in the Christian community have made you feel unwelcome because of your orientation. This happens to a lot of gay guys such as yourself, and it's just terrible.


I want you to know that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is for the whole world, for every man, woman, and child, including you.


I'm a sinner and you're a sinner and God is eager to forgive us both.

Wouldn't you like to get to know Jesus?


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