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New Member -
01-28-2016, 01:24 PM
Hello to all,
I am Lustine Mae. I am a pure Christian and I want to participate in every topic of the forum here that I have an insights.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: New Member -
01-28-2016, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Lustinemae16
Hello to all,
I am Lustine Mae. I am a pure Christian and I want to participate in every topic of the forum here that I have an insights.
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Of nice of you to drop by, Miss (Mrs.?) Mae. Are you perhaps Estonian? Mae (they write it Mäe) is a common surname over there? You are welcome to participate and perhaps eventually share a spot in Heaven with us?
- How did you find Jesus Christ?
- What verses of the Good Book speak to you deepest?
- Are you at the moment a member of any Church (many of them are false ones)?
John 15:15
Henceforth I call you not servants; for the servant knoweth not what his lord doeth: but I have called you friends; for all things that I have heard of my Father I have made known unto you.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Posts: 1,003
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Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: New Member -
01-28-2016, 02:53 PM
Greetings Lustinemae. I welcome you to this forum of Christians. I am a different sort of Christian but I too have been welcomed here by these Baptists who are white people. I am very happy to have made your acquaintance.
Jah Guide
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Serving Jesus
True Christian™
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Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: New Member -
01-28-2016, 04:04 PM
Welcome, Lustine. You talk funny. Are you some kind of foreigner? If so, or if not, we welcome you anyway. We have found out in these last few years that there are a few Christians outside of Godly America. We have rejoiced at this news. Do tell us more about your time with Jesus and how you came to be saved.
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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True Christian™
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Posts: 666
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: New Member -
01-29-2016, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Lustinemae16
Hello to all,
I am Lustine Mae. I am a pure Christian and I want to participate in every topic of the forum here that I have an insights.
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Greetings,
I have recently gone from "unsaved Trash" to "Forum Member" in recognition of my submission to the will of the One True God.
I hope one day you'll join us.
In my prayers
Phillip
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: New Member -
01-29-2016, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lustinemae16
Hello to all,
I am Lustine Mae. I am a pure Christian and I want to participate in every topic of the forum here that I have an insights.
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How very exciting! I can tell by the fact that you've made two very carefully articulated posts with all this energy you have, that you are very frugal with your opinion, and refuse to waste time to say something unless it has true value. It is a trait most women have thrown away with the first purchase of nylon stockings. I trust you have taken the time (more than 24 hours!) to craft your enlightening, insightful, carefully crafted comments for the good of our community! I can't wait to see what you bring to the table!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: New Member -
03-11-2016, 04:19 AM
Please offer us a proper introduction.
Your actual name, age and gender. Your home town.The Church you were raised in. Your favorite Scriptures.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™
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Posts: 9,980
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: New Member -
03-13-2016, 12:02 AM
Great, just what we need, another gold-digging mail-order bride from the Ukraine.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: New Member -
03-13-2016, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Great, just what we need, another gold-digging mail-order bride from the Ukraine.
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No asking if she has a webcam?
What's got you down, pal?
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True Christian™
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Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: New Member -
03-13-2016, 01:23 AM
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No asking if she has a webcam?
What's got you down, pal?
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I'm just feeling blue because I don't think enough people are on fire for the Lord.
Thank you for your concern. If you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior, it would certainly make me feel better.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: New Member -
03-13-2016, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
I'm just feeling blue because I don't think enough people are on fire for the Lord...
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Just remember what the Bible says: if they aren't on fire for the Lord now, they will be.
So cheer up!
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