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question -
02-28-2013, 10:26 PM
How do I upload videos? I sincerely cannot find any tips in the FAQ section. Here's to the day when planet Earth will finally enter the 4th dimension.
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Fourm Member
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Re: question -
02-28-2013, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
How do I upload videos? I sincerely cannot find any tips in the FAQ section. Here's to the day when planet Earth will finally enter the 4th dimension.
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NO!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: question -
02-28-2013, 10:29 PM
Did you pay the requisite fees to the Church office? I cannot find records of you giving anything to Jesus but a hard time.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: question -
02-28-2013, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by liar mcguillicuddy
How do I upload videos?...
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For you, $50 (plus $200 transaction fee plus $150 one-time activation fee plus $200 transaction fee for the activation fee plus $372.84 [Pastor Zeke's cut]), so that'll be $972.84 to my PayPal account. PM me your account details.
Oh, that's right, you can't even PM.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
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Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: question -
03-01-2013, 12:53 AM
I'm pretty sure that users in your group are unable to upload videos.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 06:24 PM
Unfortunately we can't upload vids here because we're unsaved trash.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Unfortunately we can't upload vids here because we're unsaved trash.
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How do we become saved not-trash?
o-o
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bluish
How do we become saved not-trash?
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Start here: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 06:57 PM
Ahh, love their creative editing of my posts. It's just that we don't agree with everything they say, so they say we're unsaved trash, or in my case, because I'm blind, and that's all anyone sees now when I post. Nevermind that I've been saved for years. Apparently, according to these people's twisting of OT scriptures that were written for the priests who did the sacrifice, if your eyeballs don't work they say you're possessed by demons or have done something wrong, so God made you blind. I'd love for someone to say that to my face, or even on my Skype.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 07:07 PM
Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.
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Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by teddybear
Ahh, love their creative editing of my posts. It's just that we don't agree with everything they say, so they say we're unsaved trash, or in my case, because I'm blind, and that's all anyone sees now when I post. Nevermind that I've been saved for years. Apparently, according to these people's twisting of OT scriptures that were written for the priests who did the sacrifice, if your eyeballs don't work they say you're possessed by demons or have done something wrong, so God made you blind. I'd love for someone to say that to my face, or even on my Skype.
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Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 07:25 PM
Bluish, i don't take it to heart. I think it's hilarious. This site holds a weird fascination for me, not sure why. Oh btw, I got in trouble for that last post, lol. If anyone wants to make some more blind comments to me, I'm [Personal Contact Deleted] on Skype.
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 08:04 PM
I agree, it's funny but fascinating. It's like how Muslim extremists can become lunatics. Same case with Christianity, apparently. I've actually learned a little bit since finding this site.
Also, no worries, I got in trouble too cX
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Unsaved trash, blind, deaf and dumb
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 08:07 PM
Oh yeah, they like doing that stuff I think. It's interesting when you google this site. The reactions are pretty enlightening.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 08:26 PM
See here; you have came here because Jesus thinks, maybe, you could be decent people.
Don't spit in the Baby Jesus' eye: embrace His gentle Love.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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True Christian™
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Bluish
Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.
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Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bluish
Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.
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Quoted for great irony. How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.
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Ah, I see. So this guy:
He was freed from sin?
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bluish
Ah, I see. So this guy:
He was freed from sin?
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He is a casualty in the Eternal War.
Think about where you stand.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: question -
03-02-2013, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Quoted for great irony.
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Well aren't you quite the hipster today.
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?
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At least I actually recognize and work on my faults. You guys are kind of oblivious :s
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
He is a casualty in the Eternal War.
Think about where you stand.
YIC
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Eternal?
;D
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