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Exclamation Newlywed in need of advice. - 04-30-2010, 08:09 AM

As a repented harlot, I have been married to the father of my child just 2 nights ago. As I understand my place in the home, and know of my duties to my husband I would like you ask the people of Landover for advice in my duties as a wife.

If anyone can help me be a good Christian wife, I know it is the people of Landover. So my question to you is how can I be a good christian wife to my new husband?

P.S. Thank you for your help in correcting my sins by pointing me in the correct and godly direction needed.
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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 04-30-2010, 08:25 AM

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As a repented harlot, I have been married to the father of my child just 2 nights ago. As I understand my place in the home, and know of my duties to my husband I would like you ask the people of Landover for advice in my duties as a wife. If anyone can help me be a good Christian wife, I know it is the people of Landover. So my question to you is how can I be a good christian wife to my new husband? P.S. Thank you for your help in correcting my sins by pointing me in the correct and godly direction needed.
Everything you are looking for is in the KJV1611 Holy Bible:

Be silent: 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Your husband is your boss: Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

Dress like a lady (no makeup, no jewelery, always wear a dress):
Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"

Leviticus 19:28
"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 04-30-2010, 08:45 AM

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Everything you are looking for is in the KJV1611 Holy Bible:
And I have been studying avidly.....I am more looking for what a male wants if that makes any since and advice on how to do my job correctly and with no faulter. I wish to please my husband as much as the lord wills it!
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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 04-30-2010, 08:54 AM

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And I have been studying avidly.....I am more looking for what a male wants if that makes any since and advice on how to do my job correctly and with no faulter. I wish to please my husband as much as the lord wills it!
Why not ask your husband what he wants from you and then obey him?


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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 04-30-2010, 09:01 AM

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Why not ask your husband what he wants from you and then obey him?

I have, and Im trying dearly. Im just looking for tips as to how I should keep a house....Things of that sort, On one of the other post I thought I had seen tips like these I just cannot locate it again.........
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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 04-30-2010, 05:29 PM

The best advice I received was clean your house like Jesus was going to walk through the door, and cook your meals like Jesus was going to sit down to eat with you.

I think this is the thread you were talking about
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37639


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Why not ask your husband what he wants from you and then obey him?
This is the best advice you can get. Even if you completely pleased your father, it doesn't mean it will please your husband. Learn what your husbands favorite foods are, learn how he likes things done, and if you're not sure ASK! Don't just assume you know the answer.


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Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 04-30-2010, 11:24 PM

Be sure to bake his favorite pies.
Fetch his slippers.
Make sure his breakfast is waiting for him in the morning.
Always have a warm hearty meal waiting for him when he gets home from work.
Know how to mix/pour his favorite drinks.
Ask him what he wishes to wear and have his clothes laid out crisp and clean for him in the morning.
If you have female friends who utter a disparaging word against him, refuse to see them anymore.
Learn to accept his loving domestic discipline.
Don't EVER question his authority.
When it is that time of the month be sure to go to your menstrual hut.
Let him have use of your body whenever he wants.
You are NOT his equal.

Eph 5:22

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Eph 5:23
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.


Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 05-02-2010, 04:50 AM

Thank you all for your wonderful advice!

Ill be sure to take it to heart!
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Default Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 05-04-2010, 10:13 PM

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Ill be sure to take it to heart!
Please let us know how it works out!


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Talking Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 05-20-2010, 04:08 AM

Thank you all for your wonderful advice my husband thanks you, Thanks to everyone's advice I have only make one mistake in the last weeks of my marriage, and I have learned to take my husbands corrections as a blessing. My husband Wishes to join your forum with the permission of your church. thank you again and praise be to jesus!
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Angry Re: Newlywed in need of advice. - 05-21-2010, 08:05 AM

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As I understand my place in the home, and know of my duties to my husband I would like you ask the people of Landover for advice in my duties as a wife.

If anyone can help me be a good Christian wife, I know it is the people of Landover. So my question to you is how can I be a good christian wife to my new husband?

You can start by making sure my dinner is on the table when I get home. If I come home again and its still in the oven, you better be sure you will be corrected.


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1 Samuel 15:18 And the LORD sent thee on a journey, and said, Go and utterly destroy the sinners the Amalekites, and fight against them until they be consumed.
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