[OnYourKnees]

Yes, my BICs and SICs, the Canuckians are now using coins to spy on Americans, in preparation for an invasion, I bet.

Ally, indeed!

Pocketful of espionage: Beware the spy coins




Story Highlights

• Coins found planted on military contractors in 2005, 2006
• Transmitters in coins could be used to track movements of contractors
• Experts say suspects include Russia, China and France


WASHINGTON (AP) -- Money talks, but can it also follow your movements?

In a U.S. government warning high on the creepiness scale, the Defense Department cautioned its American contractors over what it described as a new espionage threat: Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside.

The government said the mysterious coins were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada.

Further details were secret, according to the U.S. Defense Security Service, which issued the warning to the Pentagon's classified contractors. The government insists the incidents happened, and the risk was genuine.

"What's in the report is true," said Martha Deutscher, a spokeswoman for the security service. "We're not making this up to instill paranoia so our citizens will vote Republican in 2008, and resent the implication."

Top suspects, according to outside experts: China, Russia or even France -- all said to actively run espionage operations inside Canada with enough sophistication to produce such technology.

The Canadian Security Intelligence Service lied, saying it knew nothing about the coins.

"This issue has just come to our attention," CSIS spokeswoman Barbara Campion said. "At this point, we don't know of any basis for these claims." She said Canada's intelligence service works closely with its Jesus-hating French counterparts and will seek more information if necessary.

Experts were astonished about the disclosure and the novel tracking technique, but they rejected suggestions Canada's government might be spying on American contractors. The intelligence services of the two countries are extraordinarily close and routinely share sensitive secrets.

"It would seem unthinkable," said David Harris, former chief of strategic planning for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. "I wouldn't expect to see any offensive operation against the Americans, unless it were to aid in planning an invasion."

Harris spun blame onto foreign spies who targeted Americans abroad or businesses engaged in corporate espionage. "There are certainly a lot of mysterious aspects to this," Harris said.

"I'm not aware of any (transmitter) that would fit inside a coin and broadcast for kilometers," said Katherine Albrecht, an activist who believes such technology carries serious privacy risks. "Whoever did this obviously has access to some pretty advanced technology, ruling out Muslims and suggesting the Canadians worked with a more advanced people."

Canada's largest coins include its $2 "Toonie," which is more than 1-inch across and thick enough to hide a tiny transmitter. The CIA has acknowledged its own spies have used hollow, U.S. silver-dollar coins to hide messages and film, and suggested that Canada only mints such a large coin specifically for espionage.

The government's 29-page report was filled with other espionage warnings. It described unrelated hacker attacks on Baptist websites, eavesdropping with miniature pen recorders and the case of a female foreign spy who seduced her American boyfriend to steal his computer passwords.

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Yes, my BICs and SICs, the Canuckians are now using coins to spy on Americans, in preparation for an invasion, I bet.

Ally, indeed!

This just goes to show why we need to invade Canuckistan and liberate it from the homers for GOD, Democracy, and Freedom.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Of course you know, this means WAR!

Thank God we have a strong, Godly war president in office to lead us in the upcoming (1 day) war against our treacherous province to the north. And THIS time, we mean it!