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Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-05-2007, 11:41 AM
...And it seems to me that it was because the little hellion was imitating his hero Sadamned Insane. Read THIS!
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Boy hangs himself after watching Saddam
HOUSTON - Police and family members said a 10-year-old boy who died by hanging himself from a bunk bed was apparently mimicking the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.
Sergio Pelico was found dead Sunday in his apartment bedroom in the Houston-area city of Webster, said Webster police Lt. Tom Claunch. Pelico's mother told police he had previously watched a news report on Saddam's death.
"It appears to be accidental," Claunch said. "Our gut reaction is that he was experimenting."
An autopsy of the fifth-grader's body was pending.
Julio Gustavo, Sergio's uncle, said the boy was a happy and curious child.
He said Sergio had watched TV news with another uncle on Saturday and asked the uncle about Saddam's death.
"His uncle told him it was because Saddam was real bad," Gustavo said. "He (Sergio) said, 'OK.' And that was it."
Sergio's mother, Sara Pelico DeLeon, was at work Sunday while Sergio and other children were under the care of an uncle, Gustavo said. One of the children found Sergio's body in his bedroom.
Family members held a memorial for the boy Wednesday in the apartment complex activity center. Gustavo said the family is trying to put together enough money to send Sergio's body to Guatemala for burial.
"I don't think he thought it was real," Gustavo said of Saddam's hanging. "They showed them putting the noose around his neck and everything. Why show that on TV?"
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That'll teach the little spic to mock Jesus and embrace terrorism.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-05-2007, 01:30 PM
Praise the Lord!
Maybe those parents ought to have forbidden that little street urchin from watching the hanging in the first place. But they didn't and instead the little spic went about MOCKING the LORD! Let this be an example to those who wish to TEMPT and MOCK our Lord!
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"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-05-2007, 06:28 PM
Sounds to me as though upstart children such as these should familiarize themselves with the story of Elisha and the snotty kids of his day.... If you insult Jesus or His minions servants, you can expect to die a horrible, horrible death!
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-06-2007, 01:19 AM
He sounds like he was just naive.
Children are the only innocent victims in our society nowadays.
Too bad people beat them, feed them lies, and turn them into malicious disgusting people.
How sad.
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-06-2007, 01:48 AM
What on...? I don't mean to be rude but Texas is the only place where this sort of thing could have happened.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-06-2007, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by shaunasaurus
He sounds like he was just naive.
Children are the only innocent victims in our society nowadays.
Too bad people beat them, feed them lies, and turn them into malicious disgusting people.
How sad.
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Son, that is what the bible commands us to do. But the do NOT feed them lies. We feed them the Truth™. GLORY!
How dare you question authority. JESUS is always right.
Please consult a Pastor about Bible Lessons and Tithing.
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-06-2007, 02:36 AM
Well loves, why did I NOT expect to find any compassion about this subject at all?
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-06-2007, 07:10 AM
Because the boy was a mormon who hated Jesus?
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-06-2007, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Because the boy was a mormon who hated Jesus?
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No! Worse! He was doing it for Onanistic reasons, no doubt dreaming of a mutual dic tatorship, the
junior homer!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_asphyxiation
...Historically, the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation has been documented since the early 1600s. It was first used as a treatment for erectile dysfunction and impotency.[2] The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged.[3] Note that, however, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by AEA practitioners.
Deaths often occur when the loss of consciousness caused by partial asphyxia leads to loss of control over the means of strangulation, resulting in continued asphyxia and death. Victims are often found to have rigged some sort of "rescue mechanism" which has not worked in the way they anticipated as they lost consciousness....
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-08-2007, 12:59 PM
After reading this story, can anyone continue to doubt the need for Godly censorship of the pernicious influence of the Liberal media? We're relatively fortunate, in that this boy just saw an execution and hung himself. Imagine if he'd seen a programme about two men kissing, or someone voting Democrat!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Jesus Kills 5th Grader -
01-09-2007, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by shaunasaurus
He sounds like he was just naive.
Children are the only innocent victims in our society nowadays.
Too bad people beat them, feed them lies, and turn them into malicious disgusting people.
How sad.
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No, I think this one was just a 'tard. Thought swingin' like Saddam looked like fun.
I believe those evilutionists should give this one their Darwin Award.
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