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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-09-2015, 01:17 AM
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[...] Not any of you..have a nice screwed up life..
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Wow.. Thanks I guess..
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-09-2015, 01:20 AM
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You cannot argue with what I have said, a... baptist family man.
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You are a false Baptist and Hell bound. Perhaps the Lord sent you here as a last chance to come to Jesus before you pass on. Your final interview may be very soon and the Lord will want to know why you ignored His overtures. It will be too late then, but God will still probably want to know.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-09-2015, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by rspelljr
Besides the fact yall are wrong.
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Prove it.
Where does the Holy Bible say we are wrong?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-09-2015, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by rsholejr
You cannot argue with what I have said...
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How did you miss my post where I dissected and rebutted (with Scripture) everything you claimed?
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...your comments on lefties are obsurd, and after reading a good bit, I still keep the same opinion. Besides the fact yall are wrong...
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Then you're calling the Bible wrong. That's not going to make you any friends around here.
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...And this coming from a baptist family man...
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Jesus doesn't care what you call yourself, He cares what you do.
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."
Killed any witches recently?
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... If you think you are perfect, you are going to hell, only God is perfect...
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Then why does the Bible say that True Christians™ are perfect?
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...Not any of you..have a nice screwed up life..
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Such charity! I wonder what your pastor would say?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2015, 06:36 AM
I am a left-handed Christian. I play a cornet left-handed. I write left-handed. I catch right-handed. I like Jerry Seinfeld and Kermit the Frog. I bat left-handed.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2015, 05:21 PM
Jesus made me left-handed because he wanted me to be different.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2015, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by the_lunatic
Jesus made me left-handed because he wanted me to be different.
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Nonsense. You mother may have told you that you're Jesus' special little snowflake, but Jesus never said any such thing. In fact, He warns you that if you don't obey Him in every command (John 14:15; James 2:10), He will disown you (Matthew 10:33), your name will not be written in the Book of Life, and you shall be tossed in the Eternal Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15) where you, like everyone else there, will suffer and be tormented for all eternity (Revelation 20:10) because you refused to fulfill the conditions of Jesus' salvific love (John 3:18).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2015, 05:49 PM
A question to all the True Christians- I am working on reading and getting to know the Bible, and do not have the understanding of it as you do, but what verse states that being left handed and using your left hand for everyday tasks is an atrocity? I cant seem to locate it......As a lefty, I am very curious.
Mark 13:22
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2015, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
A question to all the True Christians- I am working on reading and getting to know the Bible, and do not have the understanding of it as you do, but what verse states that being left handed and using your left hand for everyday tasks is an atrocity? I cant seem to locate it......As a lefty, I am very curious.
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Try reading the first post.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-30-2015, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by the_lunatic
I am a left-handed Christian.
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No, you are just saying that you are Christian.
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I like [...] Kermit the Frog.
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Kermit the Frog is a green piece of cloth with someone's hand up his ass. That is a euphemism for "I am gay." - No True Christians are gay.
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Originally Posted by the_lunatic
Jesus made me left-handed because he wanted me to be different.
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Yes, He has marked you out for the bowels of Hell:
Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
Ro:9:23: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
I see that this is the "Christian Help Forum", I hope the above has helped you.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
08-31-2015, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by the_lunatic
I bat left-handed.
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This sounds like a euphemism for homosexuality to me.
Do you fist left-handed as well?
Edit: Ah, I see that the good Pastor has already reached the same conclusion.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-01-2015, 10:43 AM
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I catch right-handed.
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We'll just see about that!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-03-2015, 06:39 AM
actually i think i was being too generous earlier, this entire place collectively has about half a brain cell.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-03-2015, 07:01 AM
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actually i think i was being too generous earlier, this entire place collectively has about half a brain cell.
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As you have now posted here, "this entire place" now includes you, so how much contribution are you making to that total of half a brain cell?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-05-2015, 06:26 PM
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As you have now posted here, "this entire place" now includes you, so how much contribution are you making to that total of half a brain cell?
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Who's side are you on?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-05-2015, 08:12 PM
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Who's side are you on?
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1) Use "whose" to indicate possession. "Who's" is a contraction for "who is" or "who has".
2) Not yours.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-05-2015, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
1) Use "whose" to indicate possession. "Who's" is a contraction for "who is" or "who has".
2) Not yours.
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Why are u always so rude and aggressive? I'm an athiest as well.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-05-2015, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by uncool dude
Why are u always so rude and aggressive? I'm an athiest as well.
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Didymus is rude nor aggressive. He merely shows you how to write proper English or ¨American¨.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-05-2015, 09:40 PM
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Why are u always so rude and aggressive? I'm an athiest as well.
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Atheists are always aggressive. It's in their nature. You see, Jesus opened His Arms wide to call out to the repentant sinner, so wide that He was nailed to a cross. But the atheist resents that kind of unconditional love because the atheist is always looking for some profit, some reward, and this unconditional love conflicts with his angst for gain. It confuses him and frightens him in a deeply spiritual level. This is why Charles Darwin was so quickly scooped up as a spokesman for atheism. His belief about evolution seems, at first glance, to justify man's base, carnal nature to seek rewards and destroy competition.
Inspired by the modern success of the Gay Agenda, the atheist moves in to seek domination of the public sphere, like schools, theaters, and coffee shops. Aggression is the only way they can make any strides, as honest dialog doesn't work in their favor.
Jesus said it best, anyone who isn't for Him, is against Him (Matthew 12:30). Jesus is Love (1 John 4:8), and that means the atheist is against Love. He is for hate, and aggression is the vehicle for hate.
Personally, I think it's just a matter of self loathing, and while my heart usually goes out to the person who has been deceived, atheists are pigs according to the LORD, and so I would be a fool to try and share with them the Way to Salvation (Matthew 7:6).
I hope that helps.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
09-05-2015, 09:46 PM
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>mfw I see how autistic this thread is.
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