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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-18-2011, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by a goth scum
What do you call a pig crossed with a woman : me
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What do you call a female goth?
A f ucking slut.
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09-18-2011, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
What do you call a female goth?
A fucking slut.
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haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?
wrong.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-18-2011, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by a goth scum
haha, what do you call very christian on the planet?
wrong.
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Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-18-2011, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Don't worry, not everyone can tell a joke. Still, little consentration would not hurt you.
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tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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09-18-2011, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by a goth scum
tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.
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Actually most people like us. It's just very small minority that comes to complain here.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-19-2011, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by a goth scum
tell a joke, generally people don't find sexism funny, but guess on this website it's the norm and that's why most people don't like you.
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Looks like you can tell a joke, after all. That's a real knee-slapper!
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-19-2011, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by wrongpathtaker
Women are equals, YOU IDIOTS !
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Women are equals..now that's funny...
Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?
Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
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09-19-2011, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by MyAmazingMonkeyGod
Woman was formed from man by man's rib. So woman is man. You guys treat woman like slaves. Slavery is wrong.
You came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from transgender. That transgender came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. So yeah.
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That's not even slightly funny
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-19-2011, 05:42 PM
Here is a good one;
What do you call a Goth with a razor.
A bloody mess!
(they cut themselves, get it?)
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-19-2011, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Here is a good one;
What do you call a Goth with a razor.
A bloody mess!
(they cut themselves, get it?)
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I don't care who you are, you have to admit ''that is funny''!
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Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-19-2011, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by MyAmazingMonkeyGod
Woman was formed from man by man's rib. So woman is man. You guys treat woman like slaves. Slavery is wrong.
You came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from woman. That woman came from transgender.
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Just because a boy is wearing lipstick, that doesn't mean he can give birth. Idiot.
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Sexist Biatches take note on:
Ephesians 5:25-33
Colossians 3:19
Genesis 2:18, 20-24 < the rib bone represented equality between man and woman
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Um, what? Since when were bones equal to people? You have might difficulty outwitting a spare rib, but that's not normally the case.
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Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
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Now, where in the bible does it say that you can treat her like sh*t?
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He's the head. He can do what he likes. In the unlikely event that you ever get a job, you can try to explain to your head of department that you're equal, and him being your head doesn't give him any power over you. You might not last very long in that job, though.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-21-2011, 10:07 AM
Have those little hellbound hackers found a way into here again? They need something to keep their attention for more than two seconds (as well as dropping to their knees and accepting the warm love of Jesus into their hearts).
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-21-2011, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Some God-hater
Slavery is wrong.
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Why must you hate God's word?
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-21-2011, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher
hate God's word
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-22-2011, 12:36 AM
Why do women need to learn self-defense?
Because the stove might attack them.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
09-22-2011, 11:08 AM
A pastor a Schoolboy a Jew and the Boy's grandad were inside a airplane that went down.
There were 3 parachutes in the plane.
The Jew rushed and took one, and the rest just mumbled...
The Pastor said; My village need me for a wedding tomorrow. he said and they gave him a Parachute.
Then the boy's granddad said; Hear my boy... go ahead and take the last parachute.... i've lived my life and im ready to see the lord's light.
then the boy said; but granddad! there are still 2 parachutes left, That stupid Jew took my schoolbag!
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Re: Manly Jokes -
10-22-2011, 10:57 PM
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her in the face.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
10-22-2011, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Swedsoldier
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her in the face.
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Your girlfriend must be the luckiest girl on the planet with such a nice boyfriend... If you even have one...
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Re: Manly Jokes -
10-23-2011, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Swedsoldier
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her in the face.
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Hahaha! I think you deserve a 'tell her once' award, friend.
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Re: Manly Jokes -
10-23-2011, 10:27 AM
Thanks!
Oh how I love manly jokes.
"I love watching women's heavyweight boxing.
It's hilarious to see them fight back tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight"
"I had a Jehovah's Witness at the door this morning and he said they can predict what will happen in the future.
Bullshit, he didn't even try and duck when I punched him in the face"
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