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Default CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 06-04-2013, 06:41 PM

Friends, I've just heard about a new tv show on the cable stations called "Supernatural." Now, by the name of it, you'd think maybe it could be a good thing. With people leaving the True Faith™ faster than ever before, it would be fine to offer a show encouraging our youth to remember that things that cannot be explained are because there is a supernatural reality to which most people are blind. Sadly, this show goes about it all wrong. Rather than point our lost youth to Jesus, it points them, to SALT of all things.

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These two boys are the "heroes." Note the lack of Cross, Bible,
or any other Godly resource for fighting demonic forces. Note also the SALT.


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Now I'm no theologian, but when I look to the Holy Bible to see what the LORD thinks about salt, I cannot find anything about fighting demons. So what does the Word of God say about demonic attacks?

We know demons are real. Satan and his demons look to destroy and deceive all those who follow and worship God (1 Peter 5:8; 2 Corinthians 11:14-15). The demons are described as evil spirits (Matthew 10:1), unclean spirits (Mark 1:27), and angels of Satan (Revelation 12:9). Satan and his demons deceive the world (2 Corinthians 4:4), attack Christians (2 Corinthians 12:7; 1 Peter 5:8), and combat the holy angels (Revelation 12:4-9).

To learn how we humans can protect ourselves (hint: not with salt), I would encourage you to read Pastor Ezekiel's divinely inspired sermon, Christians And Demon Possession



Friends, this show, "Supernatural" is bound and determined to steer our children away from the only means of eternal salvation and lead them straight in the Pits of Fiery Hell by duping them into believing SALT WORKS!


Are these really the "heroes" you want to follow?



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Default Re: CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 07-20-2014, 12:47 AM

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Friends, I've just heard about a new tv show on the cable stations called "Supernatural." Now, by the name of it, you'd think maybe it could be a good thing. With people leaving the True Faith™ faster than ever before, it would be fine to offer a show encouraging our youth to remember that things that cannot be explained are because there is a supernatural reality to which most people are blind. Sadly, this show goes about it all wrong. Rather than point our lost youth to Jesus, it points them, to SALT of all things.

Now I'm no theologian, but when I look to the Holy Bible to see what the LORD thinks about salt, I cannot find anything about fighting demons. So what does the Word of God say about demonic attacks?

We know demons are real. Satan and his demons look to destroy and deceive all those who follow and worship God (1 Peter 5:8; 2 Corinthians 11:14-15). The demons are described as evil spirits (Matthew 10:1), unclean spirits (Mark 1:27), and angels of Satan (Revelation 12:9). Satan and his demons deceive the world (2 Corinthians 4:4), attack Christians (2 Corinthians 12:7; 1 Peter 5:8), and combat the holy angels (Revelation 12:4-9).

To learn how we humans can protect ourselves (hint: not with salt), I would encourage you to read Pastor Ezekiel's divinely inspired sermon, Christians And Demon Possession

Friends, this show, "Supernatural" is bound and determined to steer our children away from the only means of eternal salvation and lead them straight in the Pits of Fiery Hell by duping them into believing SALT WORKS!


Are these really the "heroes" you want to follow?

I am not sure you understand. Salt is a symbol of purity, which helps fight against demons. Soon, the apocalypse will come, and God thinks its not his problem. So this television show, may have truth to it. I was unaware it was now a show. I thought it was a book series written by a prophet.
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Default Re: CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 07-20-2014, 01:04 AM

Salt worshippers? Now I've heard of everything! Why can't people just stick with the Holy Word of God instead of chasing after any old crazy thing they see on tv?


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Default Re: CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 09-20-2014, 09:39 PM

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Salt worshippers? Now I've heard of everything! Why can't people just stick with the Holy Word of God instead of chasing after any old crazy thing they see on tv?
I think cult describes their fandom appropriately.
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I am not sure you understand. Salt is a symbol of purity, which helps fight against demons. Soon, the apocalypse will come, and God thinks its not his problem. So this television show, may have truth to it. I was unaware it was now a show. I thought it was a book series written by a prophet.
Chapter and verse where purity is represented by salt. KJV please


1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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Default Re: CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 09-21-2014, 02:05 AM

When I think of salt, I think of Lot's disobedient wife.

Genesis 19:26

But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt


The only good thing about having to carry your wife around (who is now a pillar of salt) is that you can scrape some of her off on your food or icy side walks, etc.





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Default Re: CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 09-21-2014, 06:31 PM

Despicable. If these kids are using salt as a protection against demonic forces - a task which should, of course, be entrusted to God's Word - then the next step is for them to start tearing pages out of the Bible, shredding them into little pieces, and then sprinkling their Bible-confetti over their food as a seasoning to bring out the taste. Is that really something any of us want to see?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Despicable. If these kids are using salt as a protection against demonic forces - a task which should, of course, be entrusted to God's Word - then the next step is for them to start tearing pages out of the Bible, shredding them into little pieces, and then sprinkling their Bible-confetti over their food as a seasoning to bring out the taste. Is that really something any of us want to see?
That's exactly the part that bothers me the most, Brother T. Children will grow up thinking that application of salt will have some physical effect on the natural world around them through some unexplainable supernatural phenomenon that simply must be trusted to work (because any explanation is patently ridiculous to those who look seriously). Instead, children should grow up knowing the power of the Word of God on the Spiritual Realm, to be actually prepared for the War we face (Ephesians 6:10-18). There is a movement by the Enemy to distract the attention of our youth, to point them into directions of impotence and illusion. It is his great battle plan - to draw the love of our children away from our LORD, and instead to believing they have some power over the invisible forces of our world today. Instead, they should be armed with the Word of Truth, not table salt. It would be funny if this wasn't such a serious matter.


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Do you know who worships salt? The slants! That's who! They hold cut festivals and rub salt and semen paste all over their faces!



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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 01-26-2015, 07:50 PM

When I first heard about this show, it sounded quite promising. Before I got more information it looked like a show about two unseperatable brothers who at one point became friends with an Angel of the Lord and even tried their best in fighting Satan and his demons. That would seem quite promising, right?

However, when I looked up more information it became obvious that this ridiculous show is nothing more than a way to encourage teenagers to sin with the help of actors between 25 and 35 years of age who are found attractive by young women.

First of all, the show is way off the Bible to the point where Michael and his warriors are portrayed as 'the bad guys'. Even at the point where they discuss the apocalypse, they portray God as a stuck up, puny man who does not care about the lives of the humans.

But it was the 'fandom' that really shocked me. With very little research about the show, you'd already find homoerotic fan 'art' and fans proclaiming their love for Lucifer, who apparently is a really cool guy on this show.

My conclusion is that this show and it's fandom is nothing more than cheap media mocking the word of God. This show is an utter disgrace towards religion.

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When I first heard about this show, it sounded quite promising. Before I got more information it looked like a show about two unseperatable brothers who at one point became friends with an Angel of the Lord and even tried their best in fighting Satan and his demons. That would seem quite promising, right?

However, when I looked up more information it became obvious that this ridiculous show is nothing more than a way to encourage teenagers to sin with the help of actors between 25 and 35 years of age who are found attractive by young women.

First of all, the show is way off the Bible to the point where Michael and his warriors are portrayed as 'the bad guys'. Even at the point where they discuss the apocalypse, they portray God as a stuck up, puny man who does not care about the lives of the humans.

But it was the 'fandom' that really shocked me. With very little research about the show, you'd already find homoerotic fan 'art' and fans proclaiming their love for Lucifer, who apparently is a really cool guy on this show.

My conclusion is that this show and it's fandom is nothing more than cheap media mocking the word of God. This show is an utter disgrace towards religion.

Galatians 6:7
- Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
I followed your lead and did some research into the two queers who act in this so called 'show'.

You know what I found?

That's right: anal sex

It seems that 'The Supernatural' is nothing more than a provocative launch pad for perverts to inculcate our clean limbed young youths into anality with lurid purple prose that thinks of nothing to repeatedly point out the chiseled good looks, ripped abs, high brow and firm thighs of the two male leads.

I spent several hours wading through homegrown literature about these two homers (with ne'ry a consideration to cannon) and it only served to leave me hot and bothered.

Make no mistake. This sort of thing is quite inappropriate for any young youth with barely the wisp of downy hair on his supple you face or girls.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Even at the point where they discuss the apocalypse, they portray God as a stuck up, puny man who does not care about the lives of the humans.
I know, this is such an unjust view of God (I trust that your description is correct - I never watch tv programs which have not been approved by Pastor Zeke). Of course God cares about us - He cares so much that He created Hell where the majority of humanity will be punished for their transgressions (Psalm 9:17, Matthew 13:38-42, Revelation 21:8). He also loves us so much, that He allowed Christianity to be the religion of the colonial powers, thus helping to guide heathens to Salvation™ through slavery and such. If that is not a PROOF that God cares about us, then I don't know what is!

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Friends, I've just heard about a new tv show on the cable stations called "Supernatural." Now, by the name of it, you'd think maybe it could be a good thing. With people leaving the True Faith™ faster than ever before, it would be fine to offer a show encouraging our youth to remember that things that cannot be explained are because there is a supernatural reality to which most people are blind. Sadly, this show goes about it all wrong. Rather than point our lost youth to Jesus, it points them, to SALT of all things.


Now I'm no theologian, but when I look to the Holy Bible to see what the LORD thinks about salt, I cannot find anything about fighting demons. So what does the Word of God say about demonic attacks?

We know demons are real. Satan and his demons look to destroy and deceive all those who follow and worship God (1 Peter 5:8; 2 Corinthians 11:14-15). The demons are described as evil spirits (Matthew 10:1), unclean spirits (Mark 1:27), and angels of Satan (Revelation 12:9). Satan and his demons deceive the world (2 Corinthians 4:4), attack Christians (2 Corinthians 12:7; 1 Peter 5:8), and combat the holy angels (Revelation 12:4-9).

To learn how we humans can protect ourselves (hint: not with salt), I would encourage you to read Pastor Ezekiel's divinely inspired sermon, Christians And Demon Possession


Friends, this show, "Supernatural" is bound and determined to steer our children away from the only means of eternal salvation and lead them straight in the Pits of Fiery Hell by duping them into believing SALT WORKS!


Are these really the "heroes" you want to follow?

Although, to be fair, in the extremely rare case that a scientist creates giant man-eating slugs, hiding in a ring of salt would actually be a very good course of action, since if the slug got near you, it would dehydrate and die.
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Default Re: CW's New Hit, "Supernatural": Teaching Children Salt is the New God - 03-08-2018, 11:28 AM

They don't use salt to fight demons in fact they use it to fight ghost/vengeful spirits, for demons they use holy water and exorcism verses in Latin. In fact in the show they have fought a representation of lucifer and his demons. This show actually follows bible lore and other lores to fight all kinds of monsters.
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They don't use salt to fight demons in fact they use it to fight ghost/vengeful spirits, for demons they use holy water and exorcism verses in Latin. In fact in the show they have fought a representation of lucifer and his demons. This show actually follows bible lore and other lores to fight all kinds of monsters.
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of making a living by promoting paganism to the uneducated masses.

You will prehaps be able to tell us, with reference to KJV 1611, how this "magic" with salt actually works, and how the salt "knows" the difference between ghost/vengeful spirits, and demons...

For your information Latin is the language of the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome - we speak American - a language we can all understand - what's your language?




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Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of making a living by promoting paganism to the uneducated masses.

You will prehaps be able to tell us, with reference to KJV 1611, how this "magic" with salt actually works, and how the salt "knows" the difference between ghost/vengeful spirits, and demons...

For your information Latin is the language of the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome - we speak American - a language we can all understand - what's your language?
you speak English, American is not a language. Latin is the language that the bible was originally written in. Salt can't tell the difference between spirt and vengeful spirit because to it they are the same, for demons you have to do things a bit more special. Also it is not paganism, and in fact on the show they have fought/killed multiple gods from all sorts of religions. And please understand that supernatural is the work of fiction but it still sticks to the lore of the supernatural including biblical lore. And my language is English.
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you speak English, American is not a language.
Considering that, it is most interesting that the American language is the topic of great works in linguistics in book format written by eminent scholars of language. Please, explain why your non-referenced utterance about the status of the American tongue would be more valid than the classic by H.L. Mencken?


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How interesting! Again, from whence does this valuable piece of information derive? You're in opposition to the millions of people who have studied the Bible in its three original languages.
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What about Latin, then?! Oh, dear: it is one of the first translations (along with the Peshitta and the Gothic Bible).
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These versions become corrupted and others are added, until by the 4th century - in the words of St Jerome, the leading biblical scholar of the time - there are 'almost as many texts as manuscripts'.

In 382 the pope, Damasus, commissions Jerome to provide a definitive Latin version. In his monastery at Bethlehem, tended by aristocratic virgins, the saint [<- never mind that word, it is Papist nonsense but the actual content is still correct] produces the Vulgate. This eventually becomes established as the Bible of the whole western church until the Reformation.

By the time the Vulgate is complete (in about 405), the barbarian Goths also have their own version of parts of the Bible - thanks to the astonishing missionary effort of Ulfilas.
Have you ever considered fact-checking? Ignorance can be fun but God will tolerate it only for a little while.

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...something....
Ignorance in its simple form can be cured by education but the combination of being ignorant and flaunting it with grandiloquence is much harder. Of course, it is always good for the unsaved trash to see how Jesus deals with them:

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Considering that, it is most interesting that the American language is the topic of great works in linguistics in book format written by eminent scholars of language. Please, explain why your non-referenced utterance about the status of the American tongue would be more valid than the classic by H.L. Mencken?


How interesting! Again, from whence does this valuable piece of information derive? You're in opposition to the millions of people who have studied the Bible in its three original languages. What about Latin, then?! Oh, dear: it is one of the first translations (along with the Peshitta and the Gothic Bible). Have you ever considered fact-checking? Ignorance can be fun but God will tolerate it only for a little while.

Acts 17:30
And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:
Ignorance in its simple form can be cured by education but the combination of being ignorant and flaunting it with grandiloquence is much harder. Of course, it is always good for the unsaved trash to see how Jesus deals with them:

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For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:


Yours in Christ,

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Latin is a member of the broad family of Italic languages. Its alphabet, the Latin alphabet, emerged from the Old Italic alphabets, which in turn were derived from the Greek and Phoenician scripts.
Americans speak English. "American" is not a language; "American English" is a dialect of English. English is the most widely spoken language is the United States and is the common language used by the federal government. And where did you get the "something" from? It wasn't in any of my posts.
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They don't use salt to fight demons in fact they use it to fight ghost/vengeful spirits, for demons they use holy water and exorcism verses in Latin.
Pray tell, how does the salt know to transform from its natural properties of flavor enhancement and food preparation to its supernatural properties of spirit extermination? Is there something in the spirit that triggers an otherwise dormant gene, or does Satan himself conjure the effects for his amusement?

Holy water, if anything, repels reasonable people wishing to avoid feces in their water (holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study).

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Nonsense. If they had actually followed the Bible, they'd know from the events surrounding Moses and the Great Wizarding Duel that no one can best the Lord thy God (cf Exodus 7:22).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Pray tell, how does the salt know to transform from its natural properties of flavor enhancement and food preparation to its supernatural properties of spirit extermination? Is there something in the spirit that triggers an otherwise dormant gene, or does Satan himself conjure the effects for his amusement?

Holy water, if anything, repels reasonable people wishing to avoid feces in their water (holy water contaminated with fecal matter: study).



Nonsense. If they had actually followed the Bible, they'd know from the events surrounding Moses and the Great Wizarding Duel that no one can best the Lord thy God (cf Exodus 7:22).
it doesn't change because that's what it always has been able to do, it all depends on how you use it. And what does that have to do with this might I ask. You are aware that this is based over a good thousand years ago from those events correct. And if you took your time and watch season 4 in this season is where it gets biblical and has the start of the apocalypse in it ( just remember this is fiction nothing is based on real life events, as to say to our knowledge it didn't happen) but before you went and tried to make this seem like something that is wrong and evil but it's not, what it is though is not something children/under 15 year old should be watching nor do I expect anyone on here to accept it but do not ridicule it because I will say this, your religion your beliefs and especially what region you're from is ridiculed because of the way you tend to act the way you do things. So please when and if you want someone to change there ways, you yourself must be in their show after all isn't that what the classic How To Kill A Mockingbird about, seeing from another's perspective and how they think and what they believe or do because to them it's not wrong it's their own judgment. Because when you don't do that which a lot of you don't you come across very badly and in fact turn people away, instead of giving comfort you give hostility.
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