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Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-31-2007, 02:40 PM
In honor of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity (see footnote), this year the gold, silver, bronze, and first runner-up prize for the Sunday School labor-day essay contest ("How the estate tax persecutes America's hard-working heirs") will be this $270 hot pink calfskin Bible.
Don't expect to be the next First Lady of the USA without it!
(The prize for winning boys will be the usual selection of sidearms).
Footnote: Proof of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity:
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-31-2007, 03:03 PM
That is gooooooorgeous Brother Jeb!
I want one! As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to order one for all the Ladies of Landover for Christmas presents.
No well dressed True Christian™ gal should be without one. I bet Betty Bower's already has one.
Thank you for posting it!
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
08-31-2007, 08:31 PM
Oooooooh that is so beautiful! I want one those pink Bibles too!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-01-2007, 12:20 AM
This is pathetic. You're turning your own religion into a market? You people are...
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-01-2007, 01:11 AM
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This is pathetic. You're turning your own religion into a market? You people are ...
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Oh really? ... and what about that homer-pink writing of yours, Poison?
... don't think Jesus will approve, noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-01-2007, 01:15 AM
I'm not selling my pink words And I don't care what Jesus thi... oh wait, he can't think, he's been dead for 2k years!
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-01-2007, 11:24 AM
I can't tell you how proud we are of our very own Sister Virginia Templeton and her husband, Mr. Gary Templeton, for donating the Bibles at cost plus 3% for the prizes.
Their store, Biblepalooza, has become my husband, Mr. Whitford, and my favorite Bible store in Freehold! The friendly staff is always there to greet you with a smile and some good, solid witnessing, and their prices can't be beat!
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-03-2007, 06:03 PM
PROOF that Parris has become a TRUE Christian.
Everyone knows that only God fearing True Christian believers like NASCAR.
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/...ghts-on-denny/
Dale, on the left coast for all the RIGHT reasons......
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-04-2007, 05:40 AM
Everyone else also knows that without a doubt, NASCAR is THE MOST BORING "sport" ever.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-04-2007, 06:47 AM
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Everyone else also knows that without a doubt, NASCAR is THE MOST BORING "sport" ever.
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True Christians™ don't marry for excitment. We choose our mates based on useful skills: like fast driving, excellent tailgating skills, and intelligence, proven by how NASCAR drivers only mention God and praying when they win, and not when they lose.
What's your idea of a good sport, count drag-ula?
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-04-2007, 09:24 PM
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-04-2007, 11:33 PM
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True Christians™ don't marry for excitment. We choose our mates based on useful skills: like fast driving, excellent tailgating skills, and intelligence, proven by how NASCAR drivers only mention God and praying when they win, and not when they lose.
What's your idea of a good sport, count drag-ula?
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Football (soccer) is an amazing sport. It requires a ton of concentration, training, and precise execution.
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Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! -
09-05-2007, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
In honor of Paris Hilton's conversion to Christianity (see Video proof of her True Christian? status HERE!) this year the gold, silver, bronze, and first runner-up prize for the Sunday School labor-day essay contest ("How the estate tax persecutes America's hard-working heirs") will be this $270 hot pink calfskin Bible.
Don't expect to be the next First Lady of the USA without it!
(The prize for winning boys will be the usual selection of sidearms).
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Thank you Brother Jeb. I love the color pink. It is so female. When I see that color I just thank God that He created me a woman.
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