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Exclamation Troubling times - 04-02-2015, 02:02 PM

Hello my friends in Christ. My family of seven are falling in need. Our neighborhood is infested with negros, we have a retard "rest home" right down the street (the noises from there could make Jesus shudder!) Next door we have druggiewhores, and across the street is a joo that claims to be a Christian! My family and I have decided to move, and I brought up the idea of moving to God's land, freehold Iowa. I hope that we can, and many prayers for our safety while in the vicinity of this neighborhood.
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Hello my friends in Christ. My family of seven are falling in need. Our neighborhood is infested with negros, we have a retard "rest home" right down the street (the noises from there could make Jesus shudder!) Next door we have druggiewhores, and across the street is a joo that claims to be a Christian! My family and I have decided to move, and I brought up the idea of moving to God's land, freehold Iowa. I hope that we can, and many prayers for our safety while in the vicinity of this neighborhood.
Best regards, Greg
Gregory, as I am labeled unsaved in this forum it would not be right for me to comment on your situation, however you name has been added to my daily prayer list !


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Default Re: Troubling times - 04-02-2015, 02:22 PM

Please send prayers
While i was looking at the forums, my wife informed me that there is a negra druggie at the door demanding to get in. I think he is holding a rusty pipe. My wife and children are in the closet upstairs, and I am hesitant to do so, but I may have to bring out my shotgun.
We pray that he will leave


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Default Re: Troubling times - 04-02-2015, 03:14 PM

Rejoice! The man has left. These things happen on a weekly basis. We have decided that we will move to Freehold in three days. I hope to see you all IRL soon.


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Rejoice! The man has left. These things happen on a weekly basis. We have decided that we will move to Freehold in three days. I hope to see you all IRL soon.
Mr. Mitch,

Please do not get carried away. Freehold is out of bounds for everybody without a personal invitation by a senior Pastor. It is nothing personal. It is commanded by God.

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?


These things take time. It takes time to learn the whole Word of God. It takes time to know people. I know Rapture is just round the corner but spiritual things take their time.



Yours in Christ,

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Rejoice! The man has left. These things happen on a weekly basis. We have decided that we will move to Freehold in three days. I hope to see you all IRL soon.
Mr. Mitch, as a woman, I dare not tell or command you, but I would just like to point out that only True Christians can live in Freehold, unless they are granted special permission. However, I greatly hope and pray you and I shall receive entrance. But the good Lord King of Everything knows best, and for now, he sees it fit for my husband to remain the senior pastor out in California.

Meekly yours in Christ,
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Default Re: Troubling times - 04-02-2015, 04:22 PM

I see. Thank you for telling me. I hope I may get an invitation someday.


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Default Re: Troubling times - 04-03-2015, 02:45 AM

Brother Greg, I feel your pain. I have labored in the Godless wasteland of Boston for many years, searching in vain for even a few true brothers and sisters in Christ, not to mention a Godly woman to bear sons for me to lift up to Him. Also some food that isn't boiled.

As you can imagine, the joy I felt when I was invited to join God's favorite church was indeed boundless. But after many days and weeks of prayer, the Lord moved my heart and told me to stay here, to witness to the heathen and bring the glorious good news of His resurrection and gift of salvation to all who would hear. He also told me not to sell my house in Brookline until the market improved, and not to rent it out to anyone other than a True Christian family, which, as I have mentioned, are as rare out here as vegetarians in Iowa.

So be of good cheer, brother. Keep the door locked and the gun loaded. I pray that God will protect you and your family and keep you safe until the DOF lets you in to Freehold or Jesus returns, whichever comes first.


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Default Re: Troubling times - 04-04-2015, 02:49 PM

While it is true that our gated community is reserved for those whom God has purified and the DOF has certified as worthy, there is no reason why anyone cannot move closer to the Des Moines area. Just be aware that there are pockets of homosexuals, the crippled, mentally ill, and lesser races almost anywhere you go in the United States. Texas seems to offer a greater chance of finding devout Baptist sojourners, but Iowa is not without its areas of Christian, Bible believing soldiers of God.

Do not continue to live in squalor. I would be happy to help your family with a deposit on a home somewhere that while may not be as spiritual as Freehold, will still be a safe and peaceful place of prayer. Just speak the word and I can help you. And Brother Walter, the offer is the same for you should you wish to leave Boston. Go where God calls! We just have to listen for His still small voice; it's always there. All Christians have His Voice and His Road Map, because Jesus will never leave us to our own way; only His way. GLORY!


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