[Holy Henry]

I was watching some documentaries recently about the third world, and it hit me what the problem is... You never see anyone praying.

I watched hours of footage and saw not one person praying. All these people do is sit around and stare at television cameras all day or just lay around on the ground.

Some of the children are clearly eating because some of their bellys were really fat. Maybe they had realised what I did and had said a prayer before filming started.

The only solution to the third world problems is to send over some inspirational speakers so they may be shown the errors of their ways and think twice about their current lifestyle choice.

The evidence for this is all around. Look at America, a Christian nation and also arguably the most obese nation. That is not coincidence. That is a direct link that cannot be argued.

The LORD will feed them as he feeds all Christian nations.

PRAISE BE!!

[Jim Farmer]

And you know the other thing? All those Ethiopians are nigros - that's right - African Americans. And we all know what they do - if they can't be bothered stealing a pie from a window, they wait for the handouts. And that's exactly what these Ethiopians are doing.
If they'd get off their bottoms and do some work, and pray, they'd have the money to go out and buy food. But no, it's easier to sit there all day, staring at cameras and expect the white man to yet again, spend his hard-earned money to buy these lazy nigras a meal.

Matthew 6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Psalm 34:17 The righteous cry, and the Lord heareth, and delivereth them out of all their troubles.

Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

[Holy Henry]

Well said, My Brother in Christ.

I never sent a penny to those scam African aid charities. Billions has been raised for them yet they are still living in the same conditions. I wouldn't be surprised if that money is going on Cocaine and Prostitutes instead of setting up a local church.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Holy Henry

Well said, My Brother in Christ.

I never sent a penny to those scam African aid charities. Billions has been raised for them yet they are still living in the same conditions. I wouldn't be surprised if that money is going on Cocaine and Prostitutes instead of setting up a local church.

Not so fast, Brother Henry. Have you seen these starving children commercials? That money goes directly to deserving Christian pastors and their families and friends, while their unrepentant heathen neighbors are left starving. Now, that is what I call a True Christian™ Charity!

[Jim Farmer]

In answer to your question as to what they do at night - they copulate, with the sole aim of producing more beggars. The more beggars, the more they feel they're entitled to.

[Bjorn Jensen]

These Ethiopian Nubians are godless eastern orthodoxes, looterans and mooselimbs. God obviously hates them and wants them to starve.

[Witch Hammer]

Jesus provides the solution in Matthew 6:26:

Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

These lazy negroes are too stupid and unmotivated to take advantage of the bounty of delectable foodstuffs that is swarming all around them:

Flies!

Why, there are enough flies buzzing around to feed every buck, doe and niglet in the entire country of Africa until Christ's Second Coming!

Of course, hamites being who they are, they will expect hard working whites to capture the bounty of flying insects and spoonfeed them whilst they lay around playing with their genitals!

That is not the solution! True Christian™ charity demands that we do not further enable these lazy brutes. They need a hand up, not a hand out! The solution is to educate them how to make fly nets so that they can feed themselves sustainably!

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.