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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 09-26-2006, 01:47 PM

And keep out of the MEN's ONLY thread, you depraved sodomite! We discuss MANLY topics in there, not fairy tails.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 10-01-2006, 07:06 AM

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Hiya, LS, Sweetie, don't tell me it's true that you have become a TC? Impossible -- remember the good old days when you led Team Heathen to a sweeping victory over the True Christians™ in the role-reversal thread?

Surely you must just be pretending. Shall we have dinner somewhere and discuss it -- relax, reminisce...
I'm sure if you told her you were interested in converting, she might be willing to go to dinner with you, HH.
Just be prepared for a lot of bible talk during dinner.



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Default Re: Glad to be back, once more! - 10-19-2006, 08:22 AM

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Hiya, LS, Sweetie, don't tell me it's true that you have become a TC? Impossible -- remember the good old days when you led Team Heathen to a sweeping victory over the True Christians™ in the role-reversal thread?

Surely you must just be pretending. Shall we have dinner somewhere and discuss it -- relax, reminisce...
Well, HH, I'm surprised the good folk at landover have not been able to save your soul. Such a shame, you seem such a pleasant man.
Yes, I am now Saved® as the good folk of Landover made me see sense a long time ago.
Maybe I might take you up on your dinner offer, maybe I could help brainwash you see things in a Godly way.
If, of course, Pastor Pistle would agree to come along as chaperone.

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I'm sure if you told her you were interested in converting, she might be willing to go to dinner with you, HH.
Just be prepared for a lot of bible talk during dinner.
Shame nothing has been done to cure you of your demon-adoring ways. It looks like you're still on the highway to hell, and still spouting off EVILutionist nonsense too!

Lilith, hello.
I see you, like Rachael, remain set in your hellbound ways. You really should reconsider, dear. I'm sure they could use some of that wit in heaven.
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