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Smile Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 02-06-2014, 01:09 PM

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Not true. My real Husband was received by God due to a massive heart attack. I never tricked my fiancée into believing that my son was his, I am merely stating that he treats him as his own. Which says a lot about him. Thank you.
Heart attacks are caused by Satan eating the still beating heart of those that have signed a pact with the Devil.

How much did your 'fiancee' have to pay for your son?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 02-07-2014, 06:22 AM

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Seems outlandish, specially now mentioning a first husband and fornicating with your lover in the same house your son lives (so he'll grow up to know his mother was an harlot)?

But for someone who makes her son (regardless of who the father is) play satanic video games with her and her lover... it doesn't surprise me.

The morality of this country has truly sunk to the abyss.

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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 02-07-2014, 06:47 AM

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My Husband died before he was born...
Are you claiming in-utero resurrection?


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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 02-07-2014, 07:19 PM

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Are you claiming in-utero resurrection?
No, I was talking about my Husband being received by God before my son was born. And Heart Attacks aren't caused by Satan eating someone's heart! What rock did you crawl out from!? A heart attack is caused by the blood vessels being constricted! Anyone with a medical degree can explain that to you! And I know that this will probably piss everyone off, but guess what? It's the truth and it needs to be said. We're all children of incest. In the beginning when God created Adam and Eve, when they committed the first sin and were cast out from the Garden of Eden, they'd had 4 Children. 2 sons and 2 daughters. Since they were the first humans created by GOD and there weren't any others around the brothers slept with their sisters and several thousands of years later, HERE WE ARE! Eat that bit of TRUTH!!!
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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 02-07-2014, 07:58 PM

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...And Heart Attacks aren't caused by Satan eating someone's heart! What rock did you crawl out from!? A heart attack is caused by the blood vessels being constricted! Anyone with a medical degree can explain that to you!...
And why are the blood vessels constricted? Bible says: SATAN.

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So? The Bible says that happened before God said incest was bad, so incest wasn't bad. Which is a good thing, because incest happens a couple more times in the Bible after that, too (see Lot and his daughters, and how do you think we got to 7 billion+ after the Flood, which only had eight survivors [according to the Bible]?).


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And Heart Attacks aren't caused by Satan eating someone's heart! What rock did you crawl out from!? A heart attack is caused by the blood vessels being constricted! Anyone with a medical degree can explain that to you!
Sure. I guess next you try to say that blindness and dumbness are not caused by evil spirits

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Sure. I guess next you try to say that blindness and dumbness are not caused by evil spirits
Brother Alphonse, sometimes you crack me up with just a single sentence!

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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 09-23-2014, 09:51 AM

Dear LilWhore, you are being deceived by the devil. These games and all the new technology appearing are being used to enslave you and your child. Do not trust the new technology. Question everything happening in the world these days. There was a Black Mass in Oklahoma, Sunday evening 9/21/2014. Do you not think that these evil people are not involved in your everyday life too, from your Television to your Skylanders??? I will pray for you and your child. Trust only God and His Holy Word.
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Dear LilWhore, you are being deceived by the devil. These games and all the new technology appearing are being used to enslave you and your child. Do not trust the new technology. Question everything happening in the world these days. There was a Black Mass in Oklahoma, Sunday evening 9/21/2014. Do you not think that these evil people are not involved in your everyday life too, from your Television to your Skylanders??? I will pray for you and your child. Trust only God and His Holy Word.
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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 01-06-2015, 02:17 AM

You people are all brainwashed! By your pastors too.

If you can't distinguish between right and wrong, real and fiction, entertainment and worship, any of which that requires a "pastor" to tell you, then you can't think for yourself, a gift given to us by God. You need help.

People that live day to day with the NEED to engage in any activity that they must go back to is an addiction. YOU people are clearly addicted to your religion. I guess there are worse things to be addicted to, however.

Yep, keep funneling that tithe (10% of that is of the land) to your pastor that is driving multiple cars, and wears multiple $2,000 suits. Jesus wore rags, mormons!

Play Skylanders. None of the figures will come to life and invade your souls.

I pray that you brainwashed, pastor supporting, do what your told, and not think for yourselves, wake up.

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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 01-06-2015, 02:56 AM

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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 01-06-2015, 04:08 AM

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You people are all brainwashed! By your pastors too.

If you can't distinguish between right and wrong, real and fiction, entertainment and worship, any of which that requires a "pastor" to tell you, then you can't think for yourself, a gift given to us by God. You need help.

People that live day to day with the NEED to engage in any activity that they must go back to is an addiction. YOU people are clearly addicted to your religion. I guess there are worse things to be addicted to, however.

Yep, keep funneling that tithe (10% of that is of the land) to your pastor that is driving multiple cars, and wears multiple $2,000 suits. Jesus wore rags, mormons!

Play Skylanders. None of the figures will come to life and invade your souls.

I pray that you brainwashed, pastor supporting, do what your told, and not think for yourselves, wake up.

The Might Yorto has spoken!
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 01-06-2015, 04:17 AM

I doubt that this Yorto has made any upgrades to his wardrobe recently. It has not been possible to get a good suit for $2000 for at least 15 years.


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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 01-17-2015, 05:50 AM

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As we all know, Hellywood and the secular video game industry are now trying to start brainwashing children young right our of their mother's womb into liberal and Satanist ways. Their brains are more like sponges when they are young, more absorbent of the information around them and what they see (which is why you should start teaching your children the WORD of GOD at a very young age).
They're outrageous! Downright scandalous, even! But what I'm about to show you are actual, honest-to-goodness images of these new SKYLANDERS (more like HELLLANDERS!) video game characters flaunting their nudity like the disturbed and perverted sickos that they are! So have the kids leave the room for a while, and get ready for some righteous indignation when you take a gander at these disturbing snapshots!





As you can already see, the game brainwashes our children into practicing demonic witchcraft and wizardry, worshiping disturbing demons, and turns our female kids into terrible harlots and whores!
But there ain't no modesty whatsoever when it comes to this reptilian, demonic monstrosity:




He's platformed his way through three different continuities over the last decade or so, with nary a stitch of fabric to be found on his person in any of them. Even more disgusting is the fact that the latest Spyro series is a big hit with the young'uns-- just as those demonic minions of Satan over at ActiVision had planned-- making Video Game Jesus weep tears of blood.



"We live only to carry out your every whim, Lord Spyro.
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The basic premise of the game is based completely off of the premise of demonic magic, and allows it's followers to place the unholy figurines onto a worship shrine named the "Portal of Power". After this is done, the characters represented in the figurine appears on the screen! This is clearly the work of Satanic magic!
The storyline of this game is quite simple, actually: It is to overthrow an evil wizard (Satan) spreading darkness (plagues such as homosexuality and atheist lies) across the land. However, even though this seems it is a "good guy" perspective, guess what? In the end, they take the Satanist wizard to Earth. That's right, the demon Skylanders that were originally trusted are now helping Satan spread his torture and Hellfire to true Christians on Earth! This game clearly supports the overthrow over Christianity and unholy ways and ideas such as evolution and homosexuality. But once the player finally figures out what is going on, it is too late- he has already succumbed to demonic and Satanist ways, and is possessed by Hell's demons (in the "innocent" looking form of these toys).
Here is a genuine, Christian review of the game I found on Amazon.com:


PLEASE, PRAY FOR THIS MAN AND HIS CHILD!
http://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-Spyros-Adventure-Starter-Nintendo-Wii/product-reviews/B004VQENY8?pageNumber=27 (Many reviews are rating the game "good" as parents are being attacked by Satan as well!"

If you're a parent who's letting your kids play Skylanders, you'd do well to turn yourself in to child protective services right now, and throw yourself upon the mercy of the family court. But before you do, please send all of your child's Skylanders figures back to HELL once and for all by having your pastor burning them to ashes while reading scriptures from the holy Bible. This is the ONLY guaranteed method to kill these demon-possessed toys once and for all
(they're also great for roasting burgers, as my husband found )!

Skylanders is just another version of Pokemans with a more demonic touch. All these games are the same, a Satanic book of spells with a sugar coating. If I had a conclusion, I would put it here. Thank you for reading, and keep your eyes open and your children safe!

Yours In Christ,
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P.S. - Big thanks to my husband for permission and help posting this warning!
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Sorry kid, I don't speak siestanese.


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Angry Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 02-14-2015, 11:08 AM

It is more worse then we think! the devil worshipers have released a new 'devil-lander' game, the story itself reeks of denial in gods eyes!!
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Default Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 09-18-2015, 12:34 AM

you people are al piffleing idiots . I've read to many of your stupid shit and realized you all think everything is satanic . this is a fun game for kids to play it has nothing to do with Satan . I don't give a shit what you people say you people are racist , sexist , homophobic , twisted assholes . this world would be a better place without you . oh and if god loves everyone he must love stupid people he made a lot of them
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Grammar Nazi Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism! - 09-18-2015, 12:47 AM

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you people are al piffleing idiots . I've read to many of your stupid shit and realized you all think everything is satanic . this is a fun game for kids to play it has nothing to do with Satan . I don't give a shit what you people say you people are racist , sexist , homophobic , twisted assholes . this world would be a better place without you . oh and if god loves everyone he must love stupid people he made a lot of them
God made you, friend.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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