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Bible Midsummer , solstice or as i would like to call it getting rid of the big pagan Phallus day. - 06-10-2015, 06:05 PM

Midsummer , solstice or as i would like to call it getting rid of the big pagan
Phallus day.


Dancing around worshiping a giant Phallus with two round balls naked is not in keeping with the Bible. I suggest we cut these things down or even better remove the two round thing's and lit it on fire. 1 John 4:1 (KJV) Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.





People drink copious amounts of the cheapest booze they can get there perverted hand on and then they don have enough money for real food. Instead they are forced to eat rotting fish. They might be living in the cold and barren eskimoland but it will be warmer in Hell. 1 Peter 5:8 (KJV) Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour




Fornication during this time is at all time high. There seem to be some heterosexual men left in eskimolands this is shown by the amount of pagan babies being born 9 months after big Phallus day. too bad there all pagans. Revelation 21:8 (KJV) But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.



The simpleminded Maidens that celebrate believe that by Collecting flowers and putting them in under a pillow so they will dream of there husband to be. This sounds like witchcraft . Leviticus 19:31 (KJV) Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.




Some places they burn Fires and then just stands and look at it. Wouldn't this be perfect time for a witchhunt. Exodus 22:18 (KJV) Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.



They play music and sing songs about Jumping frogs and drunk crows without a designated driver. I say stop this caterwauling and play some good Christian music instead. Ephesians 5:19 (KJV) Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the LORD;

This is a growing problem that is expanding from eskimolands like Iceland, Norway, Finland and Denmark. Now They are invading the blessed USA. These kind of pagan customs need to be stopped before it get out of hand. I suggest praying for all these ungodly people and Help them find the true God in heaven.



http://www.nordstjernan.com/news/east/3419/
http://www.partyearth.com/new-york/f...er-festival-1/
http://www.andersonville.org/events/midsommarfest/
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Angry Re: Midsummer , solstice or as i would like to call it getting rid of the big pagan Phallus day. - 06-10-2015, 06:29 PM

Verily, Mr. Tobias,

Heathens never miss a chance to upset Jesus with diverse unnatural acts of fornication, and in the Swiss countries and Sinland this debauchery has become mandatory during Midsummer. This is very well exemplified by the allegedly brilliant but in truth a sorry sodomist honorary Danish (!) author Shakespeare and his Midsummer Night's Dream, a favorite among thespian enthusiasts but in reality only badly disguised propaganda for bestiality. And sodomy, obviously.



I've also heard that in the Swiss parts of the world they produce this play in its original form as Shakespeare intended in his twisted mind. All male ensambles. Sodomy.



Your post is a welcome warning along the lines of the Great Prophet!

Jeremiah 8:20
The harvest is past, the summer is ended, and we are not saved.

Of course, we are Saved but the chances of these fornicators attaining similar heights are infinitesimally small.



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Cross Re: Midsummer , solstice or as i would like to call it getting rid of the big pagan Phallus day. - 06-10-2015, 06:44 PM

Mr. Tobias, thank you for your informative post.

Yes, that specific day of the year seems to be one of the favorites among the neopagan wannabies. Based on my personal experience, people who organize and attend such events belong to three groups:

1) true believers, who actually believe all that BS (a very small and often quiet group);
2) smart politicians, who see participating in such events as going with the flow (they are the ones who are the most vocal and visible);
2) tourists, who just want to see a curious attraction (most of the spectators).


June solstice celebration in an obscure region of godless South America.
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Default Re: Midsummer , solstice or as i would like to call it getting rid of the big pagan Phallus day. - 06-10-2015, 07:06 PM

Thank the LORD that the pagan influences haven't taken hold over the Blessed USA.

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