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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 04-28-2011, 02:38 PM

Someone said 'experimentation' and 'man' in the same sentence. I'm up for some 'experimentation', but please do tell me what this entails first
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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 05-01-2011, 05:31 AM

Oh dude, dont be gay. Thats like, totally not cool bro. There's so much to live for, and its unhealthy for you, dude. Smoke a blunt, but dont do it in the butt.
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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 05-02-2011, 03:15 AM

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Oh dude, dont be gay. Thats like, totally not cool bro. There's so much to live for, and its unhealthy for you, dude. Smoke a blunt, but dont do it in the butt.
I think it's okay to do that to your wife as a form of punishment, but only under those circumstances.


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 05-02-2011, 09:24 AM

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i would sign a pact with a devil. on purpose
We looked at your name. And realized. Please stop spewing your homer 'pacts' all over this holy forum!
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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 05-09-2011, 02:53 AM

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Yes, that is true. You are uneducated. Ergo, you should not speak about matters concerning the law, since you know little to nothing about it. Write less; read more. Then you might cure your problem.
hey if you would look at the edited sig or the reply you would obviously see that post was tampered with.

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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 11-20-2011, 10:48 AM

I'm absolutely down for cumpletely STRAIGHT friendship. And I love some experimentation
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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 11-20-2011, 10:52 AM

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I'm absolutely down for cumpletely STRAIGHT friendship. And I love some experimentation
Hello Chris T. Iscute!

How about heading over to the Intro Forum and telling us all about yourself. We want to get to know you INTIMATELY!!!



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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 11-20-2011, 03:53 PM

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I'm absolutely down for cumpletely STRAIGHT friendship. And I love some experimentation
First, you spelled cOmpletely wrong. Second It's great to have compltely straight same sex friends, I love having super straight fun with my girlfriends!
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Default Re: Man seeks STRAIGHT utterly godly man for friendship - 11-24-2011, 12:12 AM

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I'm absolutely down for cumpletely STRAIGHT friendship. And I love some experimentation
Great! I've been looking for someone to experiment with!

You see, I saw this movie called "The Indestructible Man" starring Lon Chaney. He gets brought back to life (while still quite fresh, obviously his soul hadn't left the body yet) using a big wallop of electricity. Then, he spends his "second life" witnessing to sinners in his own special way.

Can I try that on you?


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I like that gun!
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