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Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-21-2006, 11:48 PM
Anyone know, the system is very small therefore something that nancy boy homers would love to use for unspeakable acts not to mention the controlor anyone have an opinion about this
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 12:08 AM
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Anyone know, the system is very small therefore something that nancy boy homers would love to use for unspeakable acts not to mention the controlor anyone have an opinion about this
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Vegetto, I'm not familiar with this item.
Perhaps you could find a news article about it which helps demonstrate your concerns, and copy and paste it here? If there's a photo, so much the better. If you have trouble copy/pasting, then a link works too.
Also, if you'd care to describe just what you think this device might be used for, in as much detail as you feel necessary (while avoiding vulgar language, of course!), we'd be happy to review your concerns and let you know what comes to mind.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 12:17 AM
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Vegetto, I'm not familiar with this item.
Perhaps you could find a news article about it which helps demonstrate your concerns, and copy and paste it here? If there's a photo, so much the better. If you have trouble copy/pasting, then a link works too.
Also, if you'd care to describe just what you think this device might be used for, in as much detail as you feel necessary (while avoiding vulgar language, of course!), we'd be happy to review your concerns and let you know what comes to mind.
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I warn you this is quite sicking but here is a picture of the homer system
and here is their site http://wii.nintendo.com/
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 02:53 AM
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I warn you this is quite sicking but here is a picture of the homer system
and here is their site http://wii.nintendo.com/
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Well, the controller (about which you seemed most concerned) has a cross at the top, and the largest button has an arrow pointing up toward the cross. A Godly message in button form, if ever I saw one! "Look to the Cross of Jesus! Yes, YOU!"
I'm afraid I'm not seeing what exactly you feel is offensive about this particular plastic and metal item. I'm sure it can be used to play all manner of perverse video games, but that doesn't distinguish it from any other game console.
Perhaps you can explain your exact issue? In what unGodly manner do you imagine the device being misused?
On a related note, thank you for offering me an opportunity to announce that the folks at Landover Baptist Church are developing a "mod" for your child's video game console, which will ensure that only Godly games, such as the Left Behind video game, can be played on what your child will doubtless call his "PrayStation"!
Simply send the console and controller to LBC, attention PrayStation Mod, along with a donation of $250 or more and $29.95 shipping and handling, and LBC's electronics experts will happily install the new JC-Chip and overnight the equipment back to you.
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12-22-2006, 03:26 AM
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Well, the controller (about which you seemed most concerned) has a cross at the top, and the largest button has an arrow pointing up toward the cross. A Godly message in button form, if ever I saw one! "Look to the Cross of Jesus! Yes, YOU!"
I'm afraid I'm not seeing what exactly you feel is offensive about this particular plastic and metal item. I'm sure it can be used to play all manner of perverse video games, but that doesn't distinguish it from any other game console.
Perhaps you can explain your exact issue? In what unGodly manner do you imagine the device being misused?
On a related note, thank you for offering me an opportunity to announce that the folks at Landover Baptist Church are developing a "mod" for your child's video game console, which will ensure that only Godly games, such as the Left Behind video game, can be played on what your child will doubtless call his "PrayStation"!
Simply send the console and controller to LBC, attention PrayStation Mod, along with a donation of $250 or more and $29.95 shipping and handling, and LBC's electronics experts will happily install the new JC-Chip and overnight the equipment back to you.
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well to be honest the controller is small enough that some homers could see it as some perverse butt toy to get their sick pleasures out of and to make matters worse it viberates.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 12:50 PM
I bet it's a "tool" of the "devil". I bet using it leads one into "slutism." (snicker, snicker). Actually, fellas, it looks kind of "complicated" to me especially if I were to use it in a "homer" way (if you know what I mean...LMAO).
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 01:03 PM
If you look closely that "arrow" is an A and crosses are supposed to be longer below the beam than above it.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 01:30 PM
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If you look closely that "arrow" is an A and crosses are supposed to be longer below the beam than above it.
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What a smartass..
If you spent half the time you spend on coming up with those replies on studying the holy KJV1611, you could be a Christian in no time.
But no, you rather be a smartass serving satan!
You better get right with Jesus before you end up like that little polish thief: Dead and in hell!
Praise God!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 01:44 PM
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What a smartass..
If you spent half the time you spend on coming up with those replies on studying the holy KJV1611, you could be a Christian in no time.
But no, you rather be a smartass serving satan!
You better get right with Jesus before you end up like that little polish thief: Dead and in hell!
Praise God!
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Better to be a smartass now than never have the oppurtunity after I die.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 04:27 PM
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If you look closely that "arrow" is an A and crosses are supposed to be longer below the beam than above it.
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What's so ungodly about the letter A?
Revelation 1:8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
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Better to be a smartass now than never have the oppurtunity after I die.
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That's the whole point - WE will have all of eternity to stand around making sarky, wry comments mocking the suffering of those condemned to Hellfire. Won't you join us?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 05:00 PM
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well to be honest the controller is small enough that some homers could see it as some perverse butt toy to get their sick pleasures out of and to make matters worse it viberates.
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It sounds as though you have quite a bit of experience with finding objects appropriate for use as vibrating sex toys, Pervetto! (If only you found your shift key with such ease!) How long have you been using electronic devices to pleasure yourself in depraved and perverse ways? And why are you coming to ask US, of all people, whether we think this particular item would well fulfill your base desires? I'm sure Doctor Ruth could give you far better advice!
This is not a forum for you to share your disgusting electronics fetish, nor the joy you experience when your "wand" starts "viberating"! And at least cover your computer with plastic when you do those things, we don't want anything SPLASHING onto this Godly forum!
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 07:42 PM
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What's so ungodly about the letter A?
Revelation 1:8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
That's the whole point - WE will have all of eternity to stand around making sarky, wry comments mocking the suffering of those condemned to Hellfire. Won't you join us?
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I didn't say there was anything wrong with the letter A, I was merely saying that it wasn't an arrow. I'd rather mock people now, but thanks for the offer.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 09:21 PM
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I didn't say there was anything wrong with the letter A, I was merely saying that it wasn't an arrow. I'd rather mock people now, but thanks for the offer.
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Friend,
It is horribly wrong to mock other people's deeply held beliefs. That is the lowest form of behavior, worse than the homer perversion. Other people's religions are not some kind of little metaphysical toy for your amusement friend.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 09:34 PM
Why do you all mock people's beliefs then? I didn't say I wanted to mock your beliefs I just said I wanted to mock people. I enjoy it, I like laughing at people who deserve it. I would never mock someone with Downs Syndrome but I'd mock someone who always thought they were right and clearly weren't.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 09:41 PM
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Why do you all mock people's beliefs then? I didn't say I wanted to mock your beliefs I just said I wanted to mock people. I enjoy it, I like laughing at people who deserve it. I would never mock someone with Downs Syndrome but I'd mock someone who always thought they were right and clearly weren't.
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Friend,
When you have the TRUTH™ on yourside telling someone their beliefs are false and wrong, will only lead to sin and destruction are mocking them.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 09:50 PM
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I would never mock someone with Downs Syndrome but I'd mock someone who always thought they were right and clearly weren't.
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And that's where you're all screwed up. We are always right...
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity; they walk in his ways.
Unfortunately, your mongoloid friend isn't going to be so fortunate...
Leviticus 21:18
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous
So you can support those people all you want. Truth of the matter is they're going to hell.
Do you know what's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics as far as Jesus is concerned??
Not being retarded. It's a truth some people just can't seem to handle.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-22-2006, 09:51 PM
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Friend,
When you have the TRUTH™ on yourside telling someone their beliefs are false and wrong, will only lead to sin and destruction are mocking them.
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That doesn't make sense, grammatically. Do you mean: telling someone their beliefes are false and wrong and they will lead to sin and destruction is (or isn't whichever) mocking them? I honestly couldn't work that out and I asked my brother and he couldn't read it either *shrugs* I think you've added a word or missed a word out.
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-24-2006, 12:25 PM
What's so ungodly about a product called the Dubya-2?
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12-24-2006, 12:29 PM
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What's so ungodly about a product called the Dubya-2?
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Sweet sister Lila! How nice to have you back in God's favorite forum. Merry Jesus' Birthday, sister!
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Re: Is the Wii ungodly?? -
12-24-2006, 04:45 PM
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What's so ungodly about a product called the Dubya-2?
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Nibblet, the Wii is pronounced we.
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