[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS must make satan dance with glee. The porno movie "50 Shades of Gray" has now inspired at least one harlot to pleasure herself in a public movie theater.

‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Arrest: Masturbating Female Handcuffed After Pleasuring Herself In Cinema

It was always going to happen, wasn’t it? One rather excited Fifty Shades Of Grey moviegoer was so invested in Sam Taylor-Johnson’s adaptation of E.L. James’ novel that she was caught masturbating in the cinema.

Rather than being celebrated for truly demonstrating the spirit of Fifty Shades Of Grey, the woman was actually thrown out and then arrested for her actions, which was probably the treatment that she deserved.

La Verdad, via Movie Pilot, have reported that the incident unfolded in Sinaloa, Mexico, and the 33-year-old woman who was found guilty of inappropriately pleasuring herself in such a crowded location was immediately ousted from the cinema for her actions.

It’s also been reported that the woman was sat on the 12th row of the movie theater, which suggests that she didn’t plan to get so carried away with the film when she took her seat.

Other moviegoers in the screening room soon alerted staff to the woman’s actions, and after she was taken away by the police, she was charged with public indecency.

A lot has been made of Fifty Shades Of Grey’s erotic scenes. Before the film hit cinemas, protests were organized by several religious groups who were prepared to be offended by the sexy melodrama, while the studio also made sure to release information that teased how much nudity the film actually possessed.

However, once the film was finally seen by critics and moviegoers, it soon became clear that Fifty Shades Of Grey was actually rather tame. Its erotic scenes, which featured Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson as Christian Grey and Ana Steele, were lambasted for being timid and far from sexy.

This isn’t the first time that there has been chaos at a recent screening at Fifty Shades Of Grey. During a showing of the film in Glasgow, a witness admitted that an almighty scuffle broke out which resulted in a group of women attacking a man with a glass. According to the Mirror, other drunk women were caught vomiting in the aisles too.

Well isn't that special. The ultraliberal Hellywood goons have inspired drunken whores to masturbate and vomit in the aisles. I don't recall that sort of behavior when we screened The Passions of The Christ.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well isn't that special. The ultraliberal Hellywood goons have inspired drunken whores to masturbate and vomit in the aisles. I don't recall that sort of behavior when we screened The Passions of The Christ.

No sir, no one does that while witnessing an actor reenactment of Christ's kind of final hours (before His death, I mean). This movie has even encouraged women to do the nasty to themselves in the middle of TRAFFIC!

alk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.

Holton didn't seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

[James Hutchins]

I've found that all women take every chance they can to masturbate. Every place I go, I see it happening.
As part of my responsibility as a Church Senoir Fellow, I spend time watching the security cameras at the Chrystal Cathedral in Landover. As the cameras pan and zoom in each stall of the ladies room, every single one 'reaches' down there and rubs vigorously. I've recorded the scenes on DVD and also placed them on the servers at the Church. Availalble to all Platinum® tithers.
I am lobbying virgoursly for cameras to be place in the changing room at the five and dime and the Little Christians Soldiers™ daycare. They will not be installed at the Landover Mens Club due to it being off limits to any female other than an employee. Working girls do not have the time for personal frivolity.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Those women are obviously sex-crazed whores, and since one such incident happened in Mexico, I also blame Catholicism. But the fact that a woman committed the *M* abomination while watching a story of male dominance and female submission shows that even such a sinful woman understands on some level the truth of Genesis 3:16, even if the rest of God's Word completely escapes her.