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Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 02:02 AM
Religon is not my cup of tea. Everyone needs to realize that there is no god and the world would be a much more peacful place, Without Religon there would be no more wars over who is right and there would be no more persacution.
By the way Jesus saves souls for a living
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03-14-2007, 02:06 AM
You're only going to get banned for making statements like that. I would suggest arguing with them and explaining your beliefs to them aswell.
The world though, would not be a more peaceful place without religion; there would be chaos. There needs to be a balance, some people need religion to give them strength and tell them right from wrong. Me though I know whats right and whats wrong. I wouldn't concern yourself with these people to much, they are doing no harm, to anyone, by spewing hateful garbage about anyone who isnt a carbon copy of themselves.
Leave it be.
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03-14-2007, 02:20 AM
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You're only going to get banned for making statements like that. I would suggest arguing with them and explaining your beliefs to them aswell.
The world though, would not be a more peaceful place without religion; there would be chaos. There needs to be a balance, some people need religion to give them strength and tell them right from wrong. Me though I know whats right and whats wrong. I wouldn't concern yourself with these people to much, they are doing no harm, to anyone, by spewing hateful garbage about anyone who isnt a carbon copy of themselves.
Leave it be.
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Thank you for saying 80% of what I was going to say for me, Jalm. I'm starting to think you just may learn from us, as soon as you realize that we do not speak hate here. We simply communicate the Truth about God's Word, and what God says about Himself, Heaven, Hell, Sin, and Salvation.
Catma'am, it may interest you to know that essentially all wars are about resources. Only in rare cases, such as Israel's attack on the Midianites (Numbers 31, some truly entertaining reading there!), is a war genuinely about religion.
Now, as Jalm has kindly pointed out, if you come into God's Favorite Forum -- or ANY forum -- as a guest, and start insulting your hosts and spewing forth vulgarities, you will find yourself banned rather quickly. Just as you would not tolerate someone coming into your house and spitting on your floor, we will not tolerate your coming into our Forum and urinating on Jesus. You cannot shock us with vulgarity, as we've already heard all manner of vile filth and imbecilic nonsense from scores just like you (only more creative with their vulgarity).
If, on the other hand, you are capable of presenting your beliefs and discussing them with us, we always welcome intelligent discussion and debate.
Your vulgar post has been edited.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Catman08
Religon is not my cup of tea. Everyone needs to realize that there is no god and the world would be a much more peacful place, Without Religon there would be no more wars over who is right and there would be no more persacution.
By the way Jesus saves souls for a living
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Friend,
You are in the right place then. Religion is not the answer, faith is. When it comes to faith we here at Landover are full of it. When our faith, with God's help , triumphs and replaces all the religions of the world we will eliminate all non-believers. Then the world will then be a peaceful place.
Religion will not get a man to pull a trigger or press a shiny red button, but faith will.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 07:18 PM
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Without Religon there would be no more wars over who is right and there would be no more persacution.
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You say that like it's a bad thing...
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 07:31 PM
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Everyone needs to realize that there is no god
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Prove there is no God.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 09:57 PM
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I bet I can guess what that said before.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 10:11 PM
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I bet I can guess what that said before.
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I bet you have a filthy mind that will one day land you in an eternal lake of fire!
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 10:13 PM
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I bet you have a filthy mind that will one day land you in an eternal lake of fire!
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I bet I'm not the only one.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 10:17 PM
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I bet I'm not the only one.
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No, you and about 99.44% of humanity.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 10:57 PM
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No, you and about 99.44% of humanity.
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The other 0.66% being landover baptists, of course?
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 11:07 PM
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The other 0.66% being landover baptists, of course?
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0.56, perhaps.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-14-2007, 11:17 PM
Oh yeah, oops. That's what happens when I haven't yet had my morning caffeine.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-15-2007, 08:04 AM
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Oh yeah, oops. That's what happens when I haven't yet had my morning caffeine.
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You mean you haven't yet had your daily fornication with demons session which usually perks you right up, huh, harlot?
You should be ashamed, flaunting your filthy-minded filthiness here there and everywhere on this Godly forum! YES, we know that you think about nothing but wanton acts of the flesh all day, but we don't need to hear about it!
As to the person that started this thread, when you get to hell, give my regards to the Pope. Or, rather, tell him that he's a foolish Mary-worshipping heathen who deserves to be where he is for being the head of a massive boy-buggering cult.
And give my regards as well to that crocodile fornicator, Steve Irwin. I'm sure the crocodiles of hell are giving him a warm welcome indeed.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-15-2007, 06:19 PM
Could Jesus love Catman08? Did He love Catmen 01 to 07? The answer is simple. Yes, Jesus could love you, but you have to give up sin and accept Him into your heart. The first step is to give up your fursuit and all your disgusting, unnatural "sexy anthro" pictures. The second step is to stop fornicating with cats or any other non-human creature. After that, stop fornicating altogether. The only good, decent physical relationship is that between a husband and wife to create more little soldiers for Christ.
After all that is done, drop to your knees and beg for God's forgiveness! Get a KJV1611 Bible and study it day and night! If you have to cut back on your sleep, so be it!
Then, and only then, will Jesus truly love you.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-15-2007, 08:46 PM
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... we here at Landover are full of it.
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You certainly are!
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-15-2007, 11:52 PM
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You certainly are!
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...Yet another example of how unsaved heathen scum take everything we say and everything that Jesus says out of context...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-16-2007, 03:22 PM
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...Yet another example of how unsaved heathen scum take everything we say and everything that Jesus says out of context...
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Not surprising in the least. Undecided is after all a Frenchie and a woman.
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-17-2007, 12:54 PM
Undecided, again!?
When will you see that despite geography putting Canada on top of us, Canada is mearly a head and America is the Godly legs?
The legs keep the world running smoothly, while the head just goes on sputtering useless, unsaved, garbage!
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Re: Could Jesus Love ME, Catman08?! -
03-17-2007, 07:12 PM
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When will you see that despite geography putting Canada on top of us, Canada is mearly a head and America is the Godly legs?
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Brother Carlton, to call Canada "a head" insinuates that those Godless heathens have a brain! No, Canada is America's attic (just as Mexico is our filthy cellar). It's where we keep all the trash out of our way, which is why Allie is perfectly suited to staying there.
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